Trailer Trash 11

This week's weird, wacky and WTF trailers

Words: on July 9, 2009

Welcome to another edition of Trailer Trash! Is it 11 already? We’re here every week, slap-chopping our way through the week’s worst trailers for your amusement. Got your own gut-busting take on what you’ve seen here? Tell the world with a Comment*.

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Artist Colony



Have a gander at Artist Colony’s wall-eyed, purty mouthed heroes Ben, Painter and Jack, Photographer, estranged half-brothers who are both eager to bang Simone, an aspiring (lap?) dancer who may tear the colony apart. Isn’t this crap better suited to a show on the CW?


Memento Mori



In Latin, Memento Mori means, “Remember, you must die.” We’re not sure which is more lifeless, Memento Mori’s last-gen graphics or knock-off DaVinci Code plot.


SimAnimals Africa



Our newest GamesRadar editor, B Buttercup, insisted we include SimAnimals Africa in Trailer Trash because of the hot piece of zebra tail at :26. Looks like someone’s got a case of jungle fever! 

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  • alfonso.hdez

    alfonso.hdez  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Oh by the way, what happened to the 8 bit music videos? I miss them you know?
  • alfonso.hdez

    alfonso.hdez  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Artist Colony looks like a really bad 80's porn movie, trying really hard to include a plot =S (wait, not like I watch those, no!)
  • doomdoomdoom

    doomdoomdoom  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    who the fucking hell removed my fucking comment from the list?
    This web site should have a little button to add the comment back.
    When i find the person who removed my comment i will rain on a godly fucking fire storm upon them, i am talking scorched earth mother fucker, i will massacre you, i will Fuck you up!!!
  • groovy3000

    groovy3000  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    HEY!!! don't hate on artist colony, its the best game ever
  • gmilf71

    gmilf71  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    oh my god artist colony. WTF?? I don't think that'll ever come out.
  • PinkLenny

    PinkLenny  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    "Our newest GamesRadar editor, B Buttercup, insisted we include SimAnimals Africa"
    That sentence doesnt make sense.
  • Dexsus

    Dexsus  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Seriously, if your going to make a trailer with actual people in it at least make them women who are attractive......Otherwise stick to the gameplay footage......and eh I'm not going to type out the number in which my comment is listed because that would just be embarassing :P (especially if I got it wrong)
  • JC182

    JC182  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    DANG the second person wasn't there before
  • doomdoomdoom

    doomdoomdoom  - 2 years, 7 months ago 

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  • Hobbs

    Hobbs  - 2 years, 7 months ago 

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  • mastersword369

    mastersword369  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    My Friends makes you wish it was a South Park game
  • Shane1403

    Shane1403  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    In Memento Mori around half way through the trailer the guy puts down wat look like Yu-Gi-Oh cards and Freaky Space makes it all look epic and serious but its f*ckin called FREAKY SPACE how the hell can that be taken seriously?!!!
  • darkfly23

    darkfly23  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Am I the only one that finds GR videos play with the sound all the way down at first? Then I have to put it up everytime, its harder than you think :(. Either way enjoying the trailer trash guys, keep it up.
  • oryandymackie

    oryandymackie  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    That serves all you firsters, seconders, and thirders-who-type-too-slowly-to-be-firsters. God, you're like cockroaches.
  • TheWebSwinger

    TheWebSwinger  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Wow! I just read the Memento Mori short story like two days ago (the short story that the movie Memento is based on). Are these two in any way related?
  • halifaxia

    halifaxia  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    What has the world come to? D;
  • dweller

    dweller  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Freaky Space, why do you tell me nothing but flat lies?!
  • PinkLenny

    PinkLenny  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    oooooohhhh wait i just got it
    i was reading "insisted" as "instead"
  • number1hitjam

    number1hitjam  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    The song on the artist island trailer sounds just like Crosses by Zero 7. Except when it gets all shitty.
  • WayByWind

    WayByWind  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    wait, if Ben and Jack from Artist Colony are estranged, wouldn't that mean they're already split apart?
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