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Have a gander at Artist Colony’s wall-eyed, purty mouthed heroes Ben, Painter and Jack, Photographer, estranged half-brothers who are both eager to bang Simone, an aspiring (lap?) dancer who may tear the colony apart. Isn’t this crap better suited to a show on the CW?