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Trailer Trash 11

Welcome to another edition of Trailer Trash! Is it 11 already? We’re here every week, slap-chopping our way through the week’s worst trailers for your amusement. Got your own gut-busting take on what you’ve seen here? Tell the world with a Comment*.

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Artist Colony



Have a gander at Artist Colony’s wall-eyed, purty mouthed heroes Ben, Painter and Jack, Photographer, estranged half-brothers who are both eager to bang Simone, an aspiring (lap?) dancer who may tear the colony apart. Isn’t this crap better suited to a show on the CW?


Memento Mori



In Latin, Memento Mori means, “Remember, you must die.” We’re not sure which is more lifeless, Memento Mori’s last-gen graphics or knock-off DaVinci Code plot.


SimAnimals Africa



Our newest GamesRadar editor, B Buttercup, insisted we include SimAnimals Africa in Trailer Trash because of the hot piece of zebra tail at :26. Looks like someone’s got a case of jungle fever! 

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28 comments

  • alfonso.hdez - July 15, 2009 5:41 p.m.

    Oh by the way, what happened to the 8 bit music videos? I miss them you know?
  • alfonso.hdez - July 15, 2009 5:40 p.m.

    Artist Colony looks like a really bad 80's porn movie, trying really hard to include a plot =S (wait, not like I watch those, no!)
  • doomdoomdoom - July 11, 2009 1:20 a.m.

    who the fucking hell removed my fucking comment from the list? This web site should have a little button to add the comment back. When i find the person who removed my comment i will rain on a godly fucking fire storm upon them, i am talking scorched earth mother fucker, i will massacre you, i will Fuck you up!!!
  • groovy3000 - July 10, 2009 2:05 p.m.

    HEY!!! don't hate on artist colony, its the best game ever
  • gmilf71 - July 10, 2009 10:47 a.m.

    oh my god artist colony. WTF?? I don't think that'll ever come out.
  • PinkLenny - July 10, 2009 2:17 a.m.

    "Our newest GamesRadar editor, B Buttercup, insisted we include SimAnimals Africa" That sentence doesnt make sense.
  • Dexsus - July 9, 2009 11:34 p.m.

    Seriously, if your going to make a trailer with actual people in it at least make them women who are attractive......Otherwise stick to the gameplay footage......and eh I'm not going to type out the number in which my comment is listed because that would just be embarassing :P (especially if I got it wrong)
  • JC182 - July 9, 2009 8:29 p.m.

    DANG the second person wasn't there before
  • mastersword369 - July 17, 2009 8:18 p.m.

    My Friends makes you wish it was a South Park game
  • Shane1403 - July 16, 2009 4:24 p.m.

    In Memento Mori around half way through the trailer the guy puts down wat look like Yu-Gi-Oh cards and Freaky Space makes it all look epic and serious but its f*ckin called FREAKY SPACE how the hell can that be taken seriously?!!!
  • darkfly23 - July 14, 2009 12:54 p.m.

    Am I the only one that finds GR videos play with the sound all the way down at first? Then I have to put it up everytime, its harder than you think :(. Either way enjoying the trailer trash guys, keep it up.
  • oryandymackie - July 12, 2009 5:26 p.m.

    That serves all you firsters, seconders, and thirders-who-type-too-slowly-to-be-firsters. God, you're like cockroaches.
  • TheWebSwinger - July 10, 2009 7:15 p.m.

    Wow! I just read the Memento Mori short story like two days ago (the short story that the movie Memento is based on). Are these two in any way related?
  • halifaxia - July 10, 2009 5:07 p.m.

    What has the world come to? D;
  • dweller - July 10, 2009 4:49 a.m.

    Freaky Space, why do you tell me nothing but flat lies?!
  • PinkLenny - July 10, 2009 3:55 a.m.

    oooooohhhh wait i just got it i was reading "insisted" as "instead"
  • number1hitjam - July 10, 2009 2:08 a.m.

    The song on the artist island trailer sounds just like Crosses by Zero 7. Except when it gets all shitty.
  • WayByWind - July 10, 2009 1:27 a.m.

    wait, if Ben and Jack from Artist Colony are estranged, wouldn't that mean they're already split apart?

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