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The Top 7... Bloodiest games you've never played

Mortal Kombat? King of the bloody games, easy. Doom? No better feeling than perforating demons from hell into pulpy heaps. Dead Rising ? Trauma Center?  Gears of War? Yep, yep, yep - seen 'em. You've played these visceral thrills already - hell, everybody has.



What you need, as a true connoisseur of violence, are the bloody games that everyone else missed. Maybe these games came out when some other game was getting all the attention; maybe they're a little older than your friends' memories; maybe they simply had nothing else better going for them than copious amounts of crimson corpuscles. Whatever the reason, here's your cheat sheet to the bloodiest games you've never had the sloppy pleasure to play.

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18 comments

  • lukescaz - April 9, 2010 10:30 a.m.

    jeezus dats bloody
  • danmc - October 25, 2009 5:36 p.m.

    i got my hands on a copy of thrill kill when i was like 8 haha i thought it was amazing back then
  • pyro9393 - December 7, 2008 11:27 p.m.

    did a gay guy just get put through a blender
  • ryno - November 21, 2008 10:47 p.m.

    ive played Nanobreaker before and its pretty cool
  • Smeggs - November 19, 2008 2:01 a.m.

    Somebody stabbed the Trix Rabbit in that last picture.
  • Gingerbread - October 23, 2008 10:50 p.m.

    Wow.. some of those have such bad graphics but the blood and mutilation is awesome!!!
  • FancyRat - September 17, 2008 1:31 a.m.

    Nice.
  • Dude - December 8, 2008 11:31 p.m.

    Shadow of Rome was an amazing game but kinda felt immature with the gore... like it was there olny gimick. Would have been an amazing game if i could take it seriously.
  • musashi1596 - November 18, 2008 3:28 p.m.

    I'm surprised 'Eternal Champions' didn't make it in...
  • hareguu - November 18, 2008 3:03 p.m.

    I completly agree.
  • kryptkeeper666 - July 9, 2009 5:57 a.m.

    If anyones ever played the game "Die By The Sword" i personally think tht shouldve been in there due to the dismemberment of limbs factor of it.
  • ericgirasole - April 24, 2009 4:38 p.m.

    gruesome but where the fck is gears of war 1 and 2
  • Kipp56 - April 16, 2009 4:11 a.m.

    Just goes to show that anything in excess eventually becomes hilarious. I don't know why No More Heros wasn't on this list (the uncensored U.S. version at least), and it's too bad Madworld wasn't released in time for this article, it would fit right in.
  • AA95mp - December 14, 2008 2:39 p.m.

    mmmmmmmm...... meat pudding
  • Billiam101 - July 29, 2009 5:52 a.m.

    you know i have never got a first for at least 5 years of seeing this site and planning and staying up late. Ahh F*ck it FIRST.
  • cracker33 - June 22, 2009 10:55 p.m.

    Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix is freaking amazing. I still play the multiplayer on that game. The single player is still entertaining to me.
  • jerome0003 - April 26, 2009 8:14 a.m.

    i somehow managed to get a copy of thrill kill
  • OrpheusZero - April 24, 2009 8:27 p.m.

    @ericairasole : In the beginning of the article, it says that it would address the games that were more obscure, as opposed to more mainstream ones. I'm pretty sure GoW 1 and 2 fall under the "mainstream" category.

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