Starkiller wants to kick Yoda's ass

You ever want to just beat the crap out of Yoda? And we mean really take it to his muppet-looking, Grover-sounding little green ass while remaining in the Star Wars universe (none of that “cameo appearance in fighting game Soulcalibur IV nonsense”). Well, it looks like your oddly specific nerd fantasy is coming true…weirdo.

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Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2’s official website just recently changed up its wallpaper to show off the franchise’s protagonist – Starkiller – being all emo in a swamp that looks a hell of a lot like Dagobah, the murky, musty backwater planet where Yoda makes his home. Past iterations of Force Unleashed DLC have enabled players to cross lightsabers with Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker, so if that’s any indication, Starkiller bumming it around Dagobah isn’t a stretch by any means.

An exact release date has not been decided yet; however, it’s looking like Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2 will be coming out during the fall of this year.

What’s your verdict, kiddos? Is Yoda going to get what’s coming to him or are we just looking at a random, pointless swamp?

Arp 20, 2010

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  • Sinsational - April 21, 2010 11:51 p.m.

    Wait a tick... Didn't this dude die at the end of the light-side version of the first game? O.o? I is confused.
  • avantguardian - April 21, 2010 11:10 a.m.

    c'mon, you know nobody can touch buddha, i mean yoda, especially not this douche who represents everything wrong with what used to be my go-to well for nostalgia...well, him and star wars christmas(wish i had never seen it)...oh, and starkiller is seriously the stupidest name ever... recaptcha: up lurched... could the recaptcha-bot have seen the love scenes in ep. 2?
  • TheCanuck - April 21, 2010 4:27 a.m.

    You can see Yodas little hut in the top right corner if you full screen it. Joy be the word people! p.S ITS A SIGN! MY anti spam words were HARRISON FORD Freaky shit
  • gmcb2011 - April 21, 2010 4:22 a.m.

    StewiesStraighTwin: Top 7 Useless Additions to Game Sequels. That's why numbers suffice.
  • Tygerclaws - April 21, 2010 3:09 a.m.

    That's most likely Dagobah, judging by the backdrop and the sounds that play behind it. And, since everyone who handles Star Wars loves cliches, the blue lightsabers do hint towards Starkiller going under Yoda's tutelage. The twin sabers actually make me kinda sad. I quite liked his backhanded style.
  • StewiesStraightTwin - April 21, 2010 3:02 a.m.

    Luckily, in the Star Wars universe, catching a full body beat down or even a lava bath just means you'll have to wear a mask whilst exacting your revenge later on, so there should be room enough for Yoda to give you an acrobatic ass-whooping without ending the story. Does anyone else have a problem with every sequel title just adding a 2 and calling it good these days? Why can't these developers at least give us a stupid subtitle to add a tiny bit of variety?
  • ThePrivateDick - April 21, 2010 2:05 a.m.

    Yes, I'd like to beat the crap out of Yoda, but if the developers want this to be in the continuity, we all know Starkiller is going to get his ass kicked.
  • EpicNerdgasm - April 21, 2010 2:01 a.m.

    Looks like Tom Cruise.
  • gijas04 - April 21, 2010 1:53 a.m.

    Huh, was the first game that good to warrent a sequal? I wish they just bring back Jedi Knight.
  • gamingfreak - April 21, 2010 1:30 a.m.

    Considering Starkiller has blue lightsabers instead of a red one, maybe he's training under Yoda like Luke did? Or he could be there to kick Yoda's little green butt.
  • Metroidhunter32 - April 21, 2010 1:05 a.m.

    I like yoda, but if unleashed 2 is on wii I'm getting it anyways. Looks emo, but could bring around allot of atmosphere, and the posibblity of a poignent plot.
  • michaelmcc827 - April 21, 2010 1:03 a.m.

    Star Wars games ALWAYS get the best trailers. First was the SWTOR cg trailer inside the jedi temple, and now this. Lucas needs to make a cg Star Wars movie, these trailers are always so fun to watch.
  • Embolado - April 21, 2010 12:55 a.m.

    Yoda is gonna smoke this foo
  • Triton7K - April 21, 2010 12:54 a.m.

    OMFG!!!!! This better be real!!!!!!!
  • UltimateZeldaFanboy - April 21, 2010 12:29 a.m.

    i think hes going to be trained by yoda, cs in the trailer yodas voice is giving him caution
  • Cyberninja - April 21, 2010 12:29 a.m.

    sounds cool and yes i think hes going after yoda but one question what story line are the games supposed to be following because both endings cant lead to the origanal story line.
  • iJizzLots - April 21, 2010 12:23 a.m.

    Do not ask me how I came to this conclusion, but I thought this a movie poster (somehow the ESRB rating convinced me that it WAS infact a movie)
  • vinicusg.t.guedes - April 21, 2010 12:22 a.m.

    Here's hope we finally get an awesome Star Wars game that is not an RPG (nothing against KOTOR, it is amazing, but it doesn't deliver satisfying and action packed lightsaber duels). Would like to know what team is developping this.
  • sgh341 - April 21, 2010 12:12 a.m.

    jboy15, that's what a "cool hero looks like nowadays. Remember when a cool hero was a plumber with a rockin' 'stache? Those were the days...
  • jboy15 - April 21, 2010 12:07 a.m.

    Why does Starkiller look like he's underweight and on crack?

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