Pimp out your favorite X-Men... literally, in Marvel Brothel

Move over Gal Gun, there's a new king of pathetic sex games in town! Marvel Brothel is a game in which Professor-X turns his mutant academy into the best little whore-house in upstate New York.

Made using RPG Maker, the same amateur game dev toolset that's powered numerous other controversial games, including Super Columbine Massacre RPG, Marvel Brothel challenges the player to manage his line-up of Mutant prostitutes. Johns with special needs will come in, and it's up to the player to provide the best match. Every now and then, Kingpin, of Spider-Man fame, will come along to rate your house of ill-repute. Players can take their profits and invest them in upgraded tech and sex toys.

The game, which we discovered on Comics Alliance, has been pulled as a download on, but we're sure those readers who desperately need to find a copy will be able to track one down.

We'll leave you with this:

[Source: Comic's Alliance]

Nov 10, 2010



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  • bonerachieved - November 12, 2010 6:43 a.m.

    The only tag for this article is WTF that alone is fantastic.
  • tokengirlstfu - November 12, 2010 4:38 a.m.

    Male Entertainment? I'm in. Bring me Colossus and some caramel sauce.
  • Personamanxx - November 12, 2010 3:09 a.m.

    @Haikufrenzy: And yet Somehow Scott Summers is immune... But then again according to Chuck Austen Mutants can't get AIDS... Also I just realized that it is not Hellcat in the Image. It's "The Cat" who was Tigra's identity before she went furry. The WTH is she here thought still applies though.
  • Haikufrenzy - November 12, 2010 2:46 a.m.

    @Personamanxx Much like James Bond she's had sooo many STDs in her they've mutated into like super STDS capable of KILLING!
  • AwesomeGuitarSoloMan - November 12, 2010 2:31 a.m.

    Part of me wants this, part of me is disgusted with the part that wants this, and a third part also wants this
  • Personamanxx - November 12, 2010 1:05 a.m.

    @Haikufrenzy: It's good to know I was not the only one... As for Emma... well... I've seen where she's been and I ain't risking it. Lol
  • g4m3rk1dd - November 11, 2010 11:44 p.m.

  • Haikufrenzy - November 11, 2010 11:43 p.m.

    @Personmanxx No that was the exact first thought I had... that and how soon could I make Emma Frost do the nasty. Man that ho got game....
  • paganpoet - November 11, 2010 11:21 p.m.

    @stuicide, Not really. RPGMaker fan games are a dime a dozen. It would be like trying to stop fanfiction or something, completely pointless.
  • stuicide - November 11, 2010 11:08 p.m.

    Anyone else really suprised Marvel havent come down on this like a ton of bricks yet?
  • paganpoet - November 11, 2010 10:45 p.m.

    Someone call me when the male entertainment one comes out.
  • batmanboy11 - November 11, 2010 10:26 p.m.

    This is so crazy it just might work...
  • AnonymouZ - November 11, 2010 10:18 p.m.

    sweet, i'll have 2 to go please.
  • Personamanxx - November 11, 2010 10:18 p.m.

    Is it strange that my first reaction to this was "Why the hell is Hellcat on the title page? She's not an X-men related character in the slightest."
  • MrDuracraft - November 11, 2010 10:16 p.m.

    ahem... wut?
  • Clovin64 - November 11, 2010 10:16 p.m.

    ...interesting...can I pimp out Prof Xavier?

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