Ocarina of Time video: Fire Temple FAP

Grab your heat-resistant red tunic and join us for the fifth video in our Ocarina FAP series. Carolyn, Henry and Mike watch Brett hoof it through a surprisingly straightforward dungeon with a serious handicap – a bizarre half-second delay that makes precise aiming and platforming nearly impossible. We get it sorted out for the next FAP, but hoo boy, this one gets shouty.

Volvagia, the dragon boss seen at the end, kinda-sorta appears in Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. Back in the NES days he was known as “Barba,” but later versions retconned the name to Volvagia. History!

Next up: the dreaded Water Temple. Do not look forward to it.

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Ocarina of Time video: Jabu Jabu’s Belly FAP
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Ocarina of Time video: Dodongo's Cavern FAP
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  • jasoncarter - June 4, 2011 10:51 p.m.

    Maybe I don't remember this right, but can't you just hookshot a chest and be pulled to it?
  • mshdpotatoes - June 4, 2011 9:59 p.m.

    Love the FAPs, keep it up. Subterranean Lava Dragon, so Magma Dragon?
  • Zeb364 - June 4, 2011 8:54 a.m.

    Damn these things are great.
  • Aforextreme - June 4, 2011 12:57 a.m.

    Anther excellent FAP, and one of the funniest ones yet. I can't wait to see how the Water Temple goes down!
  • philipshaw - June 3, 2011 12:27 p.m.

    Brett's rant was amazing, can't wait for water temple
  • cyclone306 - June 3, 2011 11:46 a.m.

    what is this played on? 3ds?
  • Nap1400 - June 3, 2011 11:09 a.m.

    The Water Temple is going to be a nightmare, isn't it?
  • humpiedumpie - June 3, 2011 7:21 a.m.

    I love these Faps so much :) Keep 'em coming!
  • Z-man427 - June 3, 2011 6:36 a.m.

    By the way Carolyn, Scoopy Straws are called either Spraws or Stroons. I'm partial to Stroons
  • Z-man427 - June 3, 2011 6:10 a.m.

    These FAPs are like MST3K for video games. I love them.
  • eliguy83 - June 3, 2011 5:11 a.m.

    Nice one...did Brett say "sloopy surpy scurps"?
  • Bladex206 - June 3, 2011 4:37 a.m.

    @zombiexnixon Plus five Internets for your avatar, its been a while Aku. I could not stop laughing at the bats.
  • Yeager1122 - June 3, 2011 3:19 a.m.

    I love these cant wait to see you lose even more of your shit in the water temple.
  • zombiexnixon - June 3, 2011 3:19 a.m.

    Nice just got a 3ds, my body is ready
  • lovinmyps3 - June 3, 2011 2:17 a.m.

    Water Temple next. Oh boy.
  • markshell - June 3, 2011 1:39 a.m.

    You getting owned by two bats mid-air consecutively was priceless.
  • RODTheMaster - June 3, 2011 12:17 a.m.

    Alright! More Brelston rage! Fun fact about this temple: The music from the original release featured choir chants that said "Allah" and other islamic phrases. This was cut from all releases since.
  • Bobbety - June 2, 2011 11:57 p.m.

    Oh but I do look forward to the water temple.
  • loonyman978 - June 2, 2011 11:54 p.m.

    for someone who isnt planning on getting a 3ds, and never played zelda growing up, these faps are brilliant insight into what ive been missing. Loving the random convos as well! Good luck with the water temple!
  • AngryScotsman - June 2, 2011 11:48 p.m.

    Holy Helsinki, this is twice the length of the other ones! And like I say repeatedly, I love the Water Temple.

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