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New Dead or Alive girls artwork is bouncy

Lesbian simulator. That's what the press release should have described it as. Having said that it doesn't do much to dispel the fact that Dead or Alive: Paradise on PSP is just that. Like Dead or Alive Xtreme, this new handheld version encourages you to mingle, flirt, takes snapshots and play games with a bevvy of busty sirens, all the while buying them gifts to win their affections.

As far as we can tell (and assume from the last game) you play as a girl. So essentially you get to see through the eyes of a misproportioned pseudo-lipstick lesbian who lives on a fantastical sapphic atoll called New Zack Island. Of course, the game will insist these relationships are purely platonic, but we imagine the player will have other ideas.

Here's a gallery of DoA: Paradise artwork - probably the only time we'll ever bother to double click the 'artwork folder' in a batch of new screenshots until the new Tomb Raider comes out. When you're done check out more Dead or Alive: Paradise screeshots in our gallery.

 

 

 

 

16 comments

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  • Blackviperr - January 25, 2010 12:01 p.m.

    Too plastic looking.. I'd take chloe from uncharted over these girls anyday..
  • wrapdump - January 25, 2010 1:25 a.m.

    this looks exactly the same as it did on the FREAKING DREAMCAST. Not hot anymore.
  • grandinquisitor - January 24, 2010 2:30 a.m.

    the second page has an Aerith and a Tifa look alike
  • hardcore_gamer1990 - January 23, 2010 10:32 p.m.

    34'd that soooo many times in my head.
  • daninthemix - January 22, 2010 11:01 p.m.

    Thanks GR - I just climaxed
  • musashi1596 - January 22, 2010 9:18 p.m.

    Bah. I'm still pissed that they took the series to 360 and left us Ps3 owners in the dark. You know, back when it was a credible fighting series.
  • gorillaman23 - January 22, 2010 9:13 p.m.

    Is it just me, or is it evident that the girl in the 4th pic has a dick?
  • iKOemos - January 22, 2010 8:53 p.m.

    I reckon these plasticky-girls would melt if they stood too close to the heater.
  • onewingedantista - January 22, 2010 8:50 p.m.

    Too bad it won't look anything like this on PSP.
  • Turboash - January 22, 2010 7:35 p.m.

    The first pic looks like her shirt says "Just fit Sluts"!
  • CreeplyTuna - January 22, 2010 6:13 p.m.

    i wonder if this is on the wii? i dont have one but it would be cool to see what you can do with motion controls ( im thinking like six axis boob control from Ninja Gaiden sigma 2)
  • Stabby_Joe - January 22, 2010 5:35 p.m.

    How about a new fighting DoA... you know... the real games?
  • marioman50 - January 22, 2010 4:42 p.m.

    Hmm, I wonder if Itagaki would approve?... probably
  • darkvare - January 22, 2010 4:18 p.m.

    wow the girl from super black jack now i just need a psp

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