New Dead or Alive girls artwork is bouncy

Lesbian simulator. That's what the press release should have described it as. Having said that it doesn't do much to dispel the fact that Dead or Alive: Paradise on PSP is just that. Like Dead or Alive Xtreme, this new handheld version encourages you to mingle, flirt, takes snapshots and play games with a bevvy of busty sirens, all the while buying them gifts to win their affections.

As far as we can tell (and assume from the last game) you play as a girl. So essentially you get to seethrough the eyes of amisproportioned pseudo-lipstick lesbian who lives on a fantastical sapphic atoll called New Zack Island. Of course, the game will insist these relationships are purely platonic, but we imagine the player will have other ideas.

Here's a gallery of DoA: Paradise artwork - probably the only time we'll ever bother to double click the 'artwork folder' in a batch of new screenshots until the new Tomb Raider comes out.When you're done check out more Dead or Alive: Paradise screeshots in our gallery.