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Ms. Splosion Man is born, first teaser inside

Following the release of Comic Jumper, Twisted Pixel Games has announced their next experiment in the platforming genre, Ms. Splosion Man. Check out the announcement trailer below.


Above: Ms. Splosion Man announcement teaser



We don’t usually reprint press releases, but Twisted Pixel Games’ official announcement was great and will be particularly amusing to fans of the original Splosion Man. So here it is in full: 

AUSTIN, TX – December 2, 2010 – Twisted Pixel Games was pleased to announce today that their subsidiary, Big Science, has captured the Splosion Man and guaranteed the safety of all humankind.  Many remember the terrifying events of July 2009: Splosion Man’s horrifying rampage through Big Science laboratories that meated hundreds of scientists and caused untold damage to their underground laboratories.  Eye witnesses reported widespread destruction and a staggering number of t-bones and fillets left in his wake. 

Today that ends, with Twisted Pixel releasing footage of the successful capture of the renegade experiment.  The scientists speak with new-found confidence about their success.  Says Dr. Wilson, “Even if some sort of newer, stronger, better threat were created, our newest security measures and fiendish traps would be more than enough to contain it.  We’ve made incredible advances in our technology over this past year....  Not that there would ever be a use for any of it.”

Dr. Henry was quick to add, “Our lab, our equipment - everything has had functionality improvements and visual overhauls, and our company has expanded to some incredible new locations.  It’s all pristine and beautiful - decadent environments that we are very happy no experiment gone wrong will ever rampage through.”  Dr. Henry paused briefly before continuing, “I don’t even know why I’m mentioning that, because it’s 100% guaranteed that Splosion Man will never be a threat to us again.”

When asked if there was any risk of overconfidence amongst the scientists, Dr. Riley was quick to interject.  “Why?  What’s going to happen, some sort of freak accident in the after party that creates a “Ms. Splosion Man” mere seconds after Splosion Man’s capture?  And then the Ms. Splosion Man goes on some monster tear in the fall of 2011?  Yeah right.  Not very likely.” 

Twisted Pixel Games reiterates that despite the fact that nothing could possibly go wrong during today’s events, should any newsworthy event occur, they will release as much information as possible in the coming months.

Dec 3, 2010

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18 comments

  • minimaxi - December 6, 2010 5:10 p.m.

    I hope it's 800 points like 'splosion dude!
  • Crimmy - December 6, 2010 4:28 a.m.

    @skeletalbutton That would be yes. Does she like donuts?
  • selio - December 5, 2010 4:23 p.m.

    @cj12297 Ms. Pac MAN. that's what they're doing
  • skeletalbutton - December 5, 2010 11:59 a.m.

    Did anyone else hear about one second of Everybody Loves Donuts at the end of that trailer or was it just my imagination?
  • ChiChiRocket - December 5, 2010 6:23 a.m.

    I can't tell if you guys are serious or not. I second ventanger's comment. It's clearly a throwback to Ms. Pac-Man. Put a "Ms." in front of the name, and it automatically becomes feminine.
  • donutman7 - December 4, 2010 7:37 p.m.

    Ms. 'Splosion WOMAN, it would be wierd if it was Ms. 'Splosion Man.
  • suicidali - December 4, 2010 6:22 p.m.

    Ms. 'Splosion Man? As in, Previously-Married 'Splosion Man? Anyway, I liked the first game, will probably check this out...
  • tomtatoe - December 4, 2010 6:05 p.m.

    So above me is ten (TEN!) spam-posts in a row. Any chance GamesRadar can improve the Captchas or something? Cause this is ridiculous.
  • Paul752 - December 4, 2010 2:21 a.m.

    So why didn't they just call it Splosion Woman?
  • cj12297 - December 4, 2010 2:04 a.m.

    @ventanger i was just sayin it sounds like she is a he
  • mEgAzD - December 4, 2010 1:56 a.m.

    This looks hot! (in more ways than one)
  • AGENTJORRRG - December 4, 2010 1:23 a.m.

    Shame 'Splosion Man sucked.
  • JimmyTripp - December 4, 2010 12:59 a.m.

    Yes! I loved 'Splosion Man. I can't wait for some more wacky humor and sweet platforming.
  • hatebreeder - December 4, 2010 12:50 a.m.

    She's pretty hot aye
  • 510BrotherPanda - December 4, 2010 12:48 a.m.

    So it's just like Ms. Pac Man... Hot! Literally!
  • ventanger - December 4, 2010 12:48 a.m.

    @cj12297 No more dodgy than Ms. Pac MAN, and if you didn't realize the obvious reference, durrhey on you, or you're just not a gamer.
  • Mexicutioner - December 4, 2010 12:42 a.m.

    Even though I never finished Splosion Man, I'll still get this!
  • cj12297 - December 4, 2010 12:40 a.m.

    MS. splosion MAN ... sounds a bit dodgy

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