Hulk Hogan bares all for Def Jam Rapstar promo. Ewww

You know what the problem is with Def Jam Rapstar? There's not enough of Hulk Hogan's junk in it. Hey, those aren't my words; that's clearly what someone in the marketing team of publisher 4mm Games must have said.

In a brand new promotional video for the rap karaoke game, Hogan is seen playing Def Jam in front of his daughter, Brooke. It seems to be a normal, fun, family moment. That is, normal for any family that has a 57-year-old bronze-colored, big-moustachioed weirdo in it.

Okay, so listening to Hulk Hogan try to rap is kind of funny. I guess. But then near the end of the video Hogan lifts up the edges of his skimpy yellow shorts to expose his genitals to the camera. Luckily for us, the goods are clearly covered with a censor bar.

We can only weep for the video editors that had to put this together. We'd feel sad for Brooke too, but she's got a budding film and music career so that's kind of worth the experience of having a guy like Hulk Hogan for a dad.

Maybe it's not that bad when it's all edited down, though. You be the judge:

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  • VitaminD - November 10, 2010 6:43 a.m.

    I love how Jimmy Hart isn't saying shit. The only time he's NOT talking!
  • Chrisd - November 5, 2010 1:01 a.m.

    Wouldn't a better marketing tactic be having an aging celeb say buy this game or I will flash my dick, instead of here's my dick and buy this game
  • Clovin64 - November 4, 2010 11:50 p.m.

    Erm...why did he do that exactly? In front of his daughter? To advertise a videogame? Seriously? Is celebrity winky-flashing going to become a trend for videogame ads from now on?
  • SwampRock - November 4, 2010 9:42 p.m.

    taken down for copyright.
  • Amnesiac - November 4, 2010 9:29 p.m.

    > 4mm Games > Hulk Hogan's wang LOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • Crypto140 - November 4, 2010 8:17 p.m.

    MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING! Who thought that we wanted to see Hulk Hogan's willy and wankas, and the biggest question is not who thought of that, but WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? IN FORNT OF HIS DAUGHTER AND THAT DUDE IN THE BACKROUND! THINK OF THE BACKROUND GUY!
  • IsaacFenix - November 4, 2010 8:02 p.m.

    That must have been soul-scarring work for the video editor... "All the time and money spent on my education, and I end up positioning a censor bar over Hulk Hogan's junk." /facepalm
  • Zeb364 - November 4, 2010 8 p.m.

    Dude...this is f'd up. Who thought this was a good way to sell their game?
  • ithurtstopoop - November 4, 2010 7:51 p.m.

    infront of his daughter too??

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