Last week, we gave away Duke Nukem’s balls. So this week, we figured it be fitting to give you the chance to win this Bulletstorm nutcracker. The wooden cracker is a pretty sturdy piece of swag, and with the game scheduled to release on February 22, we figured it was time to give you a chance to win it.
Designed by the folks at i am 8-bit, this custom cracker is based on one of the many rude skillshots you can combo into the carnage. So sayeth the lore on the nutcracker’s box:
The blood symphony known as Bulletstorm is set to be unleashed by People Can Fly and Epic Games on February 22nd. Kill with skill and enter the circle of awesome as you rain down a flurry of lead on your foes. Of all the violent acts in Bulletstorm’s brutal skillshot system, it’s the “nutcracker” that provides a euphoric kind of satisfaction unlike any other. Upon execution, the reaction on your victim’s face is priceless. The accelerated swell of gratification through your veins is almost overwhelming. At first a foreign feeling, it quickly evolves to that of aggressive addiction. It’s for this reason that the “nutcracker” has been hailed by scholars of whimsy, citing its flawless implementation as “…damn near erotic.”
Above: We can now officially send prizes to our friends in Canada. Hooray!
Above: The Bulletstorm nutcracker in action
Above: Leave a comment and this limited edition nutcracker could be yours
To enter, just leave a comment on this article by 9:00 am (Pacific Time) on Monday, February 21 (the day before the game releases). You can read our official contest rules here. US and Canadian residents only please. Our apologies to all readers from other countries.
The winner will be selected at random and can expect to receive a PM from one of our administrators early next week. Don’t forget to check your inbox on the site to see if you’ve won!
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