news Duke and co. stealth-dropped onto the eShop yesterday
How can you prepare for that epic confrontation of confrontations? Easy. Games always tell you it's coming. Always.
When one of gaming's grandest serious narratives starts with its protagonist wanking in a cupboard, something doesn't quite hold together.
Want to shoot a man in the nuts and kick his head off? For points? You should play the wonderful, violent, foul-mouthed shooter that is Bulletstorm. It's one of the shooter gems of this generation.