Gears of War Guide: Bloodiest Weapons

GRENADE TAG

The most excessive aspect of this Gears weapon isn't the volume of gore it manufactures, but the humiliation it inspires. To inch that close to your enemies, to have the confidence not to pull the trigger, to sucker punch them from behind with no retribution? It's the deathmatch equivalent of taping a "Kick Me" sign on their back.

As if that's not embarrassing enough, the recipient of the grenade tag inevitably takes a dumbstruck second to comprehend what's just happened and another second to run around in crazed circles like a decapitated chicken. Not such a bad analogy, considering those two seconds are all he possess before forcibly losing his own head, limbs and organs. Everything, really.

If and when this happens to you, however, go out with dignity...

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