• Stabby_Joe - January 13, 2009 7:42 p.m.

    Far Cry is still a great immersive game... I just wish they'd get the fix soon Also I enjyed MC vs. DC and technically so did GR (7/10 I think) yet they love to take constant jabs at it, it seems lol!
  • super2j - January 13, 2009 4:41 a.m.

    @ ishatonthetable yor comment honestly disgusted me.
  • crazy4bmws - January 12, 2009 8:51 p.m.

    "What are werewolves most famous for? If you said stretchable arms, unintuitive combos and thoughtlessly elongated gameplay, this is the one and only time you’ll ever be correct."......... I'm sorry my sides just split from laughing.
  • Areth45 - January 11, 2009 3 p.m.

    Damn you, Myamoto. The casual gamers WILL NOT CLAIM TO BE HARDCORE!!! OR EVEN GAMERS! DO NOT ENCOURAGE THEM! They'll think they're gamers, buy our games, get on our online matches, and drive us away from OUR games! Casual gamers should do one of two things: 1) Leave gaming. 2) Get skills in games, stop buying shovelware, and attempt not to be annoying to the rest of us. Good article.
  • Bri77777 - January 11, 2009 5:07 a.m.

    Nintendo went from "Sweet, Pokemon!" to "Burn it to hell!". Gay games(babiez, the majority of DS games, etc.). Guitar Hero is making games equal to the number of people getting and not getting laid combined. I can actually find that Wii sportcrap in a nearby Ross(not kidding). I played the demo for Alone in the Dark, hated it(it's hard to burn corpses). The Too Human demo, didn't finish it, lost interest(apologies to whoever made it).
  • kurkosdr - January 10, 2009 5:57 p.m.

    I LOLed hard at Merchenaries for the PS2... Did anyone from the programming team actually *played* the final build of the game before handing it over to the publisher? Or they did, but decided to wrap it in plastic and sell it to the public anyway? The funny thing is that if it was rolled out for the PC, people would blame it to the "system requirements" and would go buy a new PC. (the boaty code is never to blame) As regards the babies gerne thing, I can't see anything wrong with it. Even the Man From Mars can tell what kind of game he is buying by looking at the box at the store. It doesn't try to fool you into thinking it is something it's not (ex America's Army). Don't buy it, I didn't. Also, just think that these cash cows bring money to the game companies, to make more kickass hardcore games, and there are hardcore games out there, in case you didn't noticed. Just not for the Wii. So... you spent a couple of hundred bucks for a console with lousy titles and a bad controller. So what? Get over it and go get yourself a decent gaming machine. And since I 'm not a fanboy of any profit-aiming enstablishment, I just don't care what route Nintendo will take the next few years, as long as there are other rivals that bring good products.
  • Defguru7777 - January 9, 2009 3:17 a.m.

    I think you guys are being overly critical of Halo 3: ODST. But I agree about Mirror's Edge's unsatisfying story.
  • ST - January 9, 2009 1:17 a.m.

    pretty cool articles love the babies
  • supersupersuperguy - January 8, 2009 10:30 p.m.

    I agree with you mostly, but I really liked Sonic Unleashed. They could've had more speed sections, true, but if you give the Werehog some time, it'll grow on you... I HATED it at first. Also, I LIKE the GH games these days... although they're not as good as before.
  • FriendlyFire - January 8, 2009 7:33 p.m.

    @ikillchicken: Actually, I'd just say Nintendo was hit by a car and is now in coma. The Nintendo we have here is his evil twin bound on trying to make the worst games ever by plastering "casual" on its very face.
  • sakboy97 - January 8, 2009 5:43 p.m.

    Top 3 Worst Games Of The Year: 1. Wii Music 2. Haze 3. Too Human
  • theguru - January 8, 2009 2:02 p.m.

    God i hated too human! such a suddne ending, it has like 5 missions!?!?! Didn't know it took 10 years for him to make it thoe!!!
  • ikillchicken - January 8, 2009 12:24 p.m.

    “I feel like Nintendo’s breaking up with me.” If we're going with a relationship example I feel as a person who grew up with Nintendo in it's waning years, a more adequate one would be this: Nintendo is like the friend you grew up with. Sure, he was pretty nerdy and kinda funny looking. But you were pretty nerdy yourself and he was a lot of fun and so you remained friends and stuck up for him when other people would make fun of him for all those years. As the years went by though, he started to change. He lost interest in the things you once shared, and took up a lot of strange new more 'active' hobbies. Suddenly he didn't want to just stay in and hang around with you and your little group of close friends. He just wanted to go out to big old parties with all his casual acquaintances. Nowadays you hardly even see her any more. He refuses to come out and admit it but you both can see the writing on the wall. You know it's only a matter of time until you drift apart and stop seeing each other completely. I hope doesn't expect to be able to come crawling back to you when his new friends all get sick of him.
  • RonnyLive19881 - January 8, 2009 6:56 a.m.

    Actually they made it 10 times bigger...
  • vic88 - January 8, 2009 6:38 a.m.

    didn't nintendo revive the gaming industry in the 80s and now there killing it.
  • TradeMarkP - January 8, 2009 5:29 a.m.

    Sorry Sonic, Lara's werehog is better...
  • Master_Leep - January 8, 2009 4:52 a.m.

    Lolzville! btw the two words i had to type in to be able to post this were trim hussey... That sounds like.. "That lara croft model sure does have a trim hussey, wouldnt you agree?" But seriously, hilarious article...
  • Geigan - January 8, 2009 3:21 a.m.

    Gynecology...Thanks Wikipedia! Hmmm, the "science of women". I believe you could have replaced pictorial crash course with porn but no, you made me learn something. Thanks so much GR.
  • Jbo87 - January 8, 2009 3 a.m.

    Something else i'd like to bring up. How the hell does far Cry 2 pick up the 'best game that's horribly broken' award? Maybe it's just me but if a game I was reviewing was 'horribly broken' I wouldn't give it a 9/10. I appreciate far cry 2 wasn't everyones cup of tea and it had some bugs but broken it was not. Whoever writes stuff like this needs to spend some time in a quiet room having a word with themselves. Oh, and stop copying Yahtzee's review quotes into you're features it's considerably less funny the second time round.
  • Amnesiac - January 8, 2009 2:56 a.m.

    *Sigh* at Wii Music and o_0 at Lara pics. Oh, and that Evangelion reference kinda came out of nowhere.

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