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Fight Night Champion video - Full Access Preview

Oh boy… get ready for an ULTRA-ENHANCED FAP! We were getting ready to do the business on the new CoDBlops DLC but due to, uh, technical difficulties (ha, we don’t have a copy of the game in the office – hey, we just work here!) we opted to try out the new Fight Night Champion demo on Xbox Live. And with all due respect to the game, we’re a bit rusty at Fight Night, the controls have been altered (some say dumbed down,) and we knew full well that should we fail to open up an eyeball, or otherwise take advantage of the game’s blood-N-guts M-Rating, this could be a very boring video indeed. And then a melody popped into our head: “Dumm. Dum-Da-Da-Da-Dummm…”


Thinking quickly, I grabbed the TalkRadar sound effects machine, hooked it up to a mic, and piped in the timeless jingle-jangles and sound effects from none other than Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! The result? An infinitely more watchable fight! Instead of a hyper-realistic bout between Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali featuring the sloppiest of blows, clumsy haymakers, and something completely disrespectful to the legacies involved, we actually managed to create something far closer to the heavyweight dream match-up we entertained in our minds circa 1985. The only drawback is that we were so concerned with cueing Glass Joe’s Theme and certain, ahem, "Training Music," we forgot to put Brett on a working microphone – Durp!

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17 comments

  • CanadianBeaverHunter - February 5, 2011 5:25 p.m.

    Man against boy.
  • JPorFavor - February 4, 2011 10:15 p.m.

    The one thing I took out of this is that Ali and Tyson have no depth perception.
  • philipshaw - February 3, 2011 11:24 a.m.

    Best FAP yet and Brett shouting off mic made me lol
  • Hypermonkey262 - February 3, 2011 6:28 a.m.

    This really made me want to finally pick up Punch Out on the Wii...or at least on VC.
  • bitchassafriBLAMamericANTISTA - February 3, 2011 3:58 a.m.

    haha i wish all sporting events were commentated by the folks at GR... also fuck this recaptcha, just because i can't make out bullshit text that has double r's so the look like m's and it looked like the fucking E is attached to the FUCKING X but it was actually a K. FUCKKK YOOOOOOOUUUU!!! (after the 5th try i managed to pull it off)
  • Siion - February 3, 2011 1:32 a.m.

    Was amazed how well punch out music mixed with that, was awesome. Good work =).
  • mastersword369 - February 3, 2011 1:17 a.m.

    Start posting them on YouTube so iPhone viewers can actually watch you guys fap.
  • Xtapolapopotamus - February 2, 2011 10:52 p.m.

    This video should be saved and sent to the Boxing Federation (or whatever the hell it's called) for study so future boxing matches can be like this. Also, this game should have a Punch-Out!!! sound mode by default. I don't want any licensing excuses, EA!
  • Ampatent - February 2, 2011 10:05 p.m.

    That was the most graceful fight I've ever seen in my entire life.
  • e1337prodigy - February 2, 2011 9:31 p.m.

    lol you guys are hilarious. GR is the best game website there is, i don't want to read loads of boring text; you keep it funny (most of the time) which makes it worth reading.
  • BoltActionRevolver - February 2, 2011 8:26 p.m.

    Wait, now its unavailable? It was half way though!
  • G0D - February 2, 2011 8:12 p.m.

    BEST FAP EVER! All hail the ju-king!
  • MrDuracraft - February 2, 2011 8 p.m.

    That juking dance should have gone on for at least another 30 seconds. It was freaking hilarious
  • batmanboy11 - February 2, 2011 7:51 p.m.

    Sweet. Love these FAPs.
  • yoyoguy - February 2, 2011 7:48 p.m.

    mikel was on fire! he needs to be in more of these!
  • TheElephantManchurianCandidate - February 2, 2011 7:43 p.m.

    I would buy that game in a heartbeat if if I had Chris to do sound effects every time I played it
  • joemama - February 2, 2011 7:30 p.m.

    Awsome another FAP.

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