Dream Club Zero to feature impressive put-this-in-your-mouth minigame

Finally, a game that takes bananas seriously. For far too long, bananas have played second fiddle to other videogame items and power-ups. Valued for their slippery peels and perceived comic effect, bananas in games usually appear in their peeled form and are often recklessly tossed to the ground with little regard for their valuable nutrients. There, the banana peel sits, alone and empty, waiting for some unlucky passerby to slip and fall.

Enter Dream Club Zero, a Japanese hostess-themed dating sim from D3 Publisher. Now, this is a game that knows how to properly utilize a banana. The game will let you interact with hostess girls at a gentlemen’s club, allowing you to take them out on dates for various activities.

The latest interactive escapade in Dream Club Zero revealed by Famitsu, the ‘kuchi-an’ mini-game, which can be roughly translated as ‘mouth-gurrrrrgle.’ When playing ‘kuchi-an,’ you are challenged with the task of making sure that none of the banana’s valuable nutrients go to waste.

It’s clear that the development team behind Dream Club Zero have a deep understanding and respect for the golden fruit. The valuable cash crop is both nutritious and delicious. So it’s nice to see someone actually eating one in a videogame instead of just tossing them to the ground in order to cause someone’s car to spin-out.

Above: Bananas are good for you. They have lots of potassium. You should eat one today

Above: Also, there’s a mechanical bull riding minigame

Dream Club Zero is a prequel to the Dream Club series. We’re not intimately familiar with the series or the hostesses who maintain the game’s gentlemen’s club. But we imagine that the upcoming title will allow the game’s creators to really flesh out Dream Club’s rich and vibrant characters with some much needed exposition. Dream Club Zero is scheduled to release on December 30 in Japan.

Oct 5, 2010

Source: Famitsu


  • Metroidhunter32 - October 6, 2010 11:53 p.m.

  • Denrok - October 6, 2010 8:03 p.m.

    That blond girl is making a face that implies she's riding something other than a bull...
  • taterboob - October 6, 2010 6:49 p.m.

    I require nutrients.
  • ColinKapow - October 6, 2010 2:43 p.m.

    It looks like shes about to get a dose of potassium in the eye, someone needs to work on their aim before attempting this with real bananas.
  • EnragedTortoise1 - October 6, 2010 12:13 p.m.

    Mr. Nagata... keep these articles coming. I loled.
  • 510BrotherPanda - October 6, 2010 8:58 a.m.

    Man, you're just playing into stereotypes for us Asian people... *GONG*
  • 510BrotherPanda - October 6, 2010 8:57 a.m.

    The guy in the back looks a little like Rude from FF 7. Did you really have to use the terms "mouth-gurrrrrgle" and "flesh out" in such close proximity to each other, Tyler? *shudder*
  • Fortunate34 - October 6, 2010 6:34 a.m.

    Mehhhhh... Fap? No. This induces a "Soft-Off." Opposite of a Hard-On.
  • ShaneCedt - October 6, 2010 5:50 a.m.

    Anddddd ladies and gentlemen we've reached the limit of GR posting Japanese-horny-sex-pervert video games articles.
  • shadowreaper72 - October 6, 2010 5:26 a.m.

    Tlyer, do you just want a bannana or something?
  • rafa_slash - October 6, 2010 4:30 a.m.

    @enlargedhousecats I was just gonna say that
  • wilypenguin - October 6, 2010 4:06 a.m.

    creepy man in back ground ftw
  • enlargedhousecats - October 6, 2010 3:51 a.m.

    Tyler, do you choose this type of articles or does someone else force you to do them? You seem to write a lot of them.
  • CH3BURASHKA - October 6, 2010 3:24 a.m.

    T-Nag has my back on any and all hentai games. Will this also be featured in a GMotD for its fantabulous intro music?
  • FauxFurry - October 6, 2010 3:02 a.m.

    It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time? What I want to know right now is when they are going to make a game in which puts players in the role of a hostess at a gentleman's club. You know, to walk a mile in another man's mocassins when the shoe is on the other foot,though not one's encased in concrete and other such mangled mixed metaphors. In this case,to walk on these women's bodices and high heels while having to deal with grabby,cat-calling customers without resorting to suicide or homocide by the end of the week. It would be a pretty steep challenge, I'm sure.
  • diddly - October 6, 2010 2:36 a.m.

    Wooooooow terrible.
  • batmanboy11 - October 6, 2010 2:36 a.m.

    This is effed in the a.
  • MrDuracraft - October 6, 2010 2:36 a.m.

    This game has, like, the deepest characters man... And the plot is just... woah...

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