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Characters that fit snugly into Ivy's bra [PICS]

You know, we've been playing with Ivy for almost exactly eight years now. And yet every time we play, we're still taken aback by quite how big her boobs are. Ivy is a Big Girl. So, seeing as her boobs seem to be getting bigger with each new game, we thought we should examine them in more detail. 

We were going to go with science. You know, to work out exact things they were as big as, the ratio of boob size to head size or maybe make a filmstrip to show how they've got bigger over the years, but then we thought 'no'. Let's cast aside science and the sterility of accuracy. Let's throw off the shackles of Darwinistic research.

Let's just see how many different game characters we can cram into her Double-E cups.

And so we did.

Please note: No game characters were harmed in the making of this feature. Well, except for the Pikmin on Page 3. Rest in peace.


Well... you'd look pleased too, wouldn't you? Lucky Kirby is squishy enough to defy gravity and stay slung in that precarious harness. And no, we didn't add the blushes. He's just never got inside a girl's bra before.

 
It's all very well saying that, Ivy, but how are Sonic and Tails going to breathe in there? Someone should call the authorities on this terrible mammary... sorry, mammal abuse.

 
That should probably read 'EE Cup Noodles'. They're very filling. Oh, by the way, that white thing's an Xbox 360 - that's how big we're talking, here.

 
Super monkey boobs! Mi Mi and Gon Gon look a little shaken up from all that bouncy combat. Still, you know what they say - monkey see, monkey boob.

37 comments

  • linkganon - March 12, 2010 10:45 p.m.

    first and foremost, sorry for double posting. The mere fact that this article exists proves you can have waaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands. -all the more reason to try and get hired in this job. an honest day's work is frightening, more frightening than mamma mia's existence. i'm surprised that a war spoof movie was not shown yet. they should show somebody getting captured, the torture scene should be the captured guy should watch this forcefully to get the answers, the person should break in 3 seconds. if i could wipe out this movie from the face of the earth, i would.
  • linkganon - March 12, 2010 10:38 p.m.

    Articles about boobs never get old. they don't get old, their just changed. lol sooner or later, ivy's boobs will probably be so big, they'd occupy more space than the rest of her body. hell, their almost as big as her head now, so why not. maybe they should shrink when she is shown frustrated after a loss/collapsing from exhaustion. if they shrink on a different version, she's probably using breast implants, oh wait, she might be using them right now. who else thinks that they would be fake if she was real, and not digital? i've seen something similar to this in a thousand ways to die where a woman got cheap implants, went on a plane, died from the breasts expanding and eventually exploding.
  • american-idiot367 - February 20, 2010 4:13 a.m.

    those poor pikmin :(
  • ryno - November 22, 2008 3:47 a.m.

    i hope virtual reality becomes part of everyones home so that i can take a simulated bath with Ivy
  • jojojojojo - November 9, 2008 3:45 p.m.

    the title is even funny for some reason every time i hear the word snugly i luagh
  • Gotxxrock - November 7, 2008 3:46 a.m.

    Oh my god... You guys have officially run out of ideas =P Still quite funny!!
  • CashWheel - November 6, 2008 3:53 a.m.

    Justin Towell, you win the award for Most Random Article Topic Ever!
  • cricket0 - November 5, 2008 9:43 p.m.

    HAHAHAHAHA!
  • Scott1121 - November 5, 2008 9:15 p.m.

    I agree with u 100% tasty pasta
  • Tasty_Pasta - November 5, 2008 8:54 p.m.

    Articles about boobs never get old. Mmmm
  • JoeMasturbaby - November 5, 2008 3:36 a.m.

    i bet i could fit. ;)
  • gaming_goon - November 4, 2008 9:33 p.m.

    ha ha ha thats wrong but funny.....
  • GamesRadarChrisAntista - November 4, 2008 9:31 p.m.

    Weird? Or another scrumptious helping of Towell PhotoShoppery. I can't believe he didn't link to it, but I'll try to - Go here to see Motorcycles in Gears of War!!! http://www.gamesradar.com/f/bikes-in-gears-of-war-2/a-20080425115929406022
  • skyguy343 - November 4, 2008 8:16 p.m.

    GamesRadar's articles weird...maybe crude and immature...sure better than anything else...without a doubt
  • Juriasu - November 4, 2008 4:39 p.m.

    OH NOES! THE PIKMIN!
  • bron1417 - November 4, 2008 4:30 p.m.

    shame the pikman had to go but least he got something out of it. and Z i agree with you man but ivy stll works for me though.
  • im99sam8 - November 4, 2008 4:04 p.m.

    lolz pikmin got a deal u get inbetween bib boobs but u also die id swap that anyday
  • ryno - November 22, 2008 3:34 a.m.

    that last one was the best lol you guys are hilarious
  • ryno - November 21, 2008 8:57 p.m.

    Ivys really hot
  • Da-Ku - November 9, 2008 7:33 p.m.

    Ivy doesn't have anything other than breasts and her brain would get lost in there... Much perfer more beleivable women that i can get away with xD

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