If you don't count the ESRB card and producer credits, the teaser for tomorrow's Bulletstorm demo manages to go ten seconds before someone says “shit.” If that seems like a blue-balled eternity, rest assured that once those ten agonizing seconds of pretending like anyone cares about Bulletstorm's storyline are over, it's “motherfucker” this and “butthole-clenching” that and explosions and gibs till the cows come home (at which point, the cows get blown up in a manner that’s as inventive as it is sadistic).
Above: Apparently the game features more skillshots than you can count. Two googol, then
Above: Dune buggies, the most dangerous prey of all time
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