• skyguy343 - April 16, 2010 10:49 p.m.

    Jim Sterling just makes awesomes everywhere.
  • PopPopInTheAttic - April 16, 2010 11:29 p.m.

    Glad to have you onboard, Sterling!
  • NotBraze - April 16, 2010 11:38 p.m.

    I just about died reading your bits on Tingle and WaLuigi, brilliant article, the Diglett bit was great too.
  • masterj2k11 - April 16, 2010 11:41 p.m.

    All I can think of while reading this is glados. Just manipulating my little sister into doing crazy things. I mean that little girl would do anything for cake, and that's just up glados' ally.
  • Amnesiac - April 17, 2010 1:19 a.m.

    HOLY SHIT JIM STERLING. GR + King of Internet Trolls = Match made in Heaven.
  • JimSterling - April 17, 2010 2:58 a.m.

    This guy blows.
  • Sabtos - April 17, 2010 3:19 a.m.

    Aaaaactually . . . Kratos is pretty damn protective. I'd say you wouldn't want to be the person fucking with kids that've been entrusted unto Kratos.
  • Cwf2008 - April 17, 2010 3:35 a.m.

    What do you have against Diglett? Diglett's freaken awesome!
  • WrathLord03 - April 17, 2010 4:34 a.m.

    Pretty broad article, I know a million game characters that I wouldn't trust with kids, however the eight that you've chosen seem to be top of the list.
  • allen23q - April 17, 2010 6:53 a.m.

    How is Kratos scary
  • allen23q - April 17, 2010 6:54 a.m.

    my lil bro on my pic is not scared of any of them
  • TheHalfanese - April 17, 2010 7:10 a.m.

    The opening paragraph and the Diglet bit were amazing. I was kind of expecting Voldo from Soul Calibur to be on here, though... the idea of him around children scares the sh!t out of me.
  • ThatOneself - April 17, 2010 7:15 a.m.

    Sterling doing freelance on radar?!
  • philipshaw - April 17, 2010 9:07 a.m.

    Kratos would get the kids to bed early by shouting at them
  • Pull_My_Finger18 - April 17, 2010 1:36 p.m.

    Every1 is getting hyped up over Jim Sterling...Who is Jim Sterling? lol is a quality read tho made me laugh
  • Link555 - April 17, 2010 3:37 p.m.

    I wouldnt trust tingle near adults never mind kids, and what kind of a week was the nintendo designers having anyway when they created him
  • Gameguy94 - April 17, 2010 3:56 p.m.

    I can't imagine the consequences of letting Kratos near children. I mean what if some threw him in an elementary school? Just think of the carnage he would unleash on those lil' bastards!
  • Usgo - April 17, 2010 4:36 p.m.

    surpised he didnt give his own article a 4. oh well i'll do it for you. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • FartsOnMilk - April 17, 2010 4:39 p.m.

    Sw33t! Jim is a fine contribution to this website and hopefully sometime he will grace us with his precense on TalkRadar. Also if you don't know who Jim Sterling is goto Destructoid and you can read up on his articles and features as well (and I highly suggest that you do). Also, cocks.
  • EffinChrys - April 17, 2010 5:20 p.m.

    "Parents like to claim that videogames are destroying our nation's youth, but that doesn't stop them using the Wii, Xbox 360 and PS3 as surrogate babysitters so they can continue having unprotected sex and squirting out more little toads that they won't look after properly." All of our collective childhoods summed up in one drawn-out sentence of funny image-inducing words. (SQUIRTING) !

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