What if... Video game characters had interns

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By Grant Howitt
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Day three: Survival with Jason Brody 

Wilderness survival is AWESOME! This morning, we took some pills that Jason got off a friend. Then we inhaled spores from a hallucinogenic fungus we found in a cave. Then we licked a toad. Then we spent a good hour or so just scrabbling about on the floor of a cave and laughing.

After lunch, a madman stabbed me with a poisoned stone blade--but rather than killing me, it sent me on a personal vision-quest! Great fun. Really learning a lot about myself, and about enduring life off the grid.

This evening we're going to go hang-gliding and then punch a shark to death so Jason can make me a new wallet. Best day.

Click on for Day four: self-defense with Ken and Ryu...

Grant Howitt
Grant Howitt
I'm a writer; I mainly write about games, which is why I'm here. Sometimes I write about wizards, too, but you're probably not so interested in that.
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