10G - Can I take your order?
Get your first job. Don't worry, you'll find a better one someday.
25G - The Graduate
Graduate high school and enjoy some fleeting moments of freedom.
5G - Err, can I see some ID?
Drink some alcohol now that you're old enough (or, you know, whenever).
50G - Accepted!
College! You're well on your way to crippling debt--congratulations!
25G - Catch 'em all
Catch all of the Pokemon. Literally all of them.
5G - Hurk...huuurk...hurk...hur...hur...hur...huuuuuuurk
Drink so much you vomit. Good news: that specific alcohol type is dead to you.
75G - "It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole!"
Lose your virginity to that special someone. Or, you know, just someone.
5G - Critical hit!
Break a bone. Any bone, really, take your pick.
10G - Experiment
Just you know. It's college. Whatever. #YOLO
50G - My house, my rules!
Move out of your parents' house. It's time. Seriously.
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