If you see Trico scratching at the ground in The Last Guardian (opens in new tab), don't go over and pick up the green blobs. That's its poop. But the unusual nature of its excrement doesn't make that immediately apparent, which led to this video and what might be the greatest Reddit thread in the history of the site: "Strange green eggs or blobs. No purpose?" (opens in new tab)
I mean, it's a giant bird-dog, so it's bound to have giant, weird poop (opens in new tab), right? You can imagine Trico's confusion as the boy cheerfully tromps around with an armful of its excrement. On the plus side, if you do witness Trico's bowel movement, you'll get an appropriately titled gold trophy: "The Call of Nature".
But for Trico's sake, please let the moment happen in the natural course of the game. Don't just stand there and wait for it to go. Nobody likes to poop under pressure.
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