The Halo 3 Beta gave me ripped abs!

By now you've experienced the pain of waiting between matches in the Halo 3 Beta. With our revolutionary new program, you won't have to suffer in silence while matchmaking and loading suck the minutes away. Sure, you could spend that time stuffing your pie hole with junk food or cracking open another brewski. But wouldn't you rather improve your Halo skills and make yourself more attractive to potential mates at the same time??

Introducing the Halo 3 Beta Workout Regimen. The premise is simple: between matches you engage in a variety of activities designed to improve strength, circulation, and reflexes. If you're in it to win it, you need every edge you can get. So instead of reaching for the bong, try these simple exercises. By the time the Beta is over, you'll be scrubbing laundry on your washboard abs.