Real world organisation or video game imitation?

You know you're in the midst of a next-gen transition when the words 'photorealistic', 'lifelike' and 'blissful, shuddering eyegasm' start to reoccur. Players swore it to be true twenty years ago and yep, they're still spewing that same old guff today. The thing is that it really is very easy to be taken in by an authentic looking title. Take Blighty's most gaffe-prone broadcaster for example. The BBC once used a piece of Halo artwork in place of an official UN logo. Why? Was it incompetence on their part? Perhaps, but I for one like to imagine that someone at the beeb really really wanted to believe that the United Nations fields a fleet of high tech space cruisers.

Confusing real life with video games is nothing new, but as many sensational news reports will no doubt try to convince you, not knowing where gaming ends and real life begins can result in some rather dire consequences. It's with this grim situation in mind that I present a quick quiz aimed at calculating your gaming gullibility. So, is it a real world organisation, or a video game imitation? Begin!

What is it? The United Nation's military, scientific and exploratory arm.

Motto: 'Si vis pacem, para bellum' (If you desire peace, prepare for war)

Commanded by: Fleet Admiral Lord Terrence Hood

Base(s) of operation: Fort York, Fort Dean, The Crow's Nest (Kenya)

Sub-branches: The UNSC Defence Force (UNSCDF), comprising Army, Navy, Air Force, & Marine Corp units. Further departments include the United Ground Command (UNICOM), Personnel Command (PERSCOM) & Fleet Command (FLEETCOM)

Notable members: Captain Jacob Keyes, Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson

Misc: The UNSC maintains its own 100-seat symphony orchestra.

What is it? A battalion raised to combat colonial aggressions, made up of 'friendly' colonials.

Commanded by: Rear Admiral Sir Alexander Cochrane

Base(s) of operation: Guadeloupe (Caribbean Islands)

Sub-branches: None

Notable members: Rear Admiral George Cockburn, Acting Commander Garson

Misc: The Corps began life as a humble Company-sized outfit, before later being raised to Battalion strength.

What is it? A Private Military Company (PMC) currently in the employ of the United States military.

Motto: 'Delivering the best in class services to customers based on integrity, reputation and compliance'

Commanded by: Nicholas Soames

Base(s) of operation: London, England

Sub-branches: The Aegis Foundation

Notable members: Sir Timothy Simon Spicer

Misc: Aegis maintains a charitable foundation, providing relief to communities within its current area of operations.

What is it? A private military organisation, founded by ex-US servicemen.

Motto: 'The choice is between loyalty to one's country, or loyalty to oneself'

Commanded by: 'John' (surname unknown)

Base(s) of operation: Offshore drilling platform, Caribbean Sea

Sub-branches: On-site R&D, expeditionary force

Notable members: Kazuhira Miller, Adamska Ocelot

Misc: The group's French name is a pun on the humanitarian group 'Medecins Sans Frontiers' (also MSF).

What is it? The global leader in aerospace, defence and military research.

Motto: 'Innovation With Purpose'

Managed by: Marillyn A. Hewson

Base(s) of operation: Bethesda, Maryland

Sub-branches: Space Alliance, Desktop Solutions, Engine Investments, Integrated Technology etc.

Notable members: Bruce L. Tanner, Robert J. Stevens

Misc: The company was rebranded as recently as 1995, following the merger of Lockheed Corporation and Martin Marietta Co.

What is it?An offshoot of Secure Development International (SDI), The Carrington Institute specialises in cutting edge tech, as well as weapons R&D.

Managed by: Daniel Carrington

Base(s) of operation: London, Milan, Moscow, Seattle, Los Angeles, Chicago, Barcelona, Vancouver

Sub-branches: see 'Base(s) of operation'

Notable members: Jonathan Steinberg, Stanley Grimshaw, Calvin Rogers

Misc: The company is best known for its development of 'null-g' technology

What is it? An educational and military training facility founded over 150 years ago.

Motto: 'Dare to Lead'

Governed by: Bob Hartmann McNamara

Base(s) of operation: Charleston, South Carolina

Sub-branches: Various subject-specific departments

Notable members: Senator Ernest Hollings, Pay Conroy

Misc: The Citadel College is unique in that only two thirds of its student body is made up of military cadets, with the rest being comprised of civilians, veterans and active duty members of the armed forces.

What is it? A leading private school, catered towards virtuoso maths, science and liberal arts pupils, as well as other 'gifted' students.

Governed by: Various professors

Base(s) of operation: Vetus region

Sub-branches: Various subject-specific departments

Notable members: David Archer, Jason Prangley,

Misc: The Academy is named for pioneering explorer and famed recluse Admiral Jon Grissom.

What is it? International counterterrorist agency

Motto: 'Nihil aliud scit necessitas quam vincere' ('Necessity knows nothing else but victory')

Commanded by: Director Walton Simons

Base(s) of operation: Liberty Island, NY

Sub-branches: R&D

Notable members: Former Director Joseph Manderley, Paul Denton, Anna Navarre

Misc: UNATCO has been criticised in the press for its heavy-handed 'policing' methods.

What is it? A non-governmental agency specialising in intra-police force cooperation worldwide.

Commanded by: Mireille Ballestrazzi

Base(s) of operation: Lyon, France

Sub-branches: Hundreds of local-level bureaus operating in individual nations

Notable members: Ronald Noble

Misc: The German Nazi Party seized control of the organisation for the duration of World War 2.

What is it? A secret society of white racial supremacists. Members are known to wear black and indigo robes and support the reintroduction of segregationist policies.

Motto: 'Audemus Patria Nostra Defendere' ('We Dare to Defend Our Homeland')

Governed by: 'Zealots of the Lady', a high-ranking sect of leaders

Base(s) of operation: The Comstock Center, Monument Island

Sub-branches: None

Notable members: Member identities unknown

Misc: Select members bear a coffin on their backs as penance for the Order's failure to safeguard its original patron.

What is it? A secret society of scholars operating out of Yale University, Connecticut. Members are assigned a permanent nickname name for use within the club.

Motto: [supposedly] 'Ob Arm, Ob Beich, im Tode gleich' ('Whether rich or poor, equal in death').

Governed by: A Senior 'Bonesman'

Base(s) of operation: 'The Tomb' aka Skull & Bones Hall, New Haven

Sub-branches: None

Notable members: Current members unknown, former-members include many powerful political figures and captains of industry.

Misc: The club is referred to as 'bones' by its members.

What is it? A series of right-wing paramilitary drug gangs.

Commanded by: Victor Sierra

Base(s) of operation: Colombia

Sub-branches: 'Banda Santander', 'Mano Negra' etc.

Notable members: Unknown

Misc: The Black Eagles represent Colombia's third generation of paramilitary groups.

What is it? A powerful criminal/ paramilitary organisation.

Commanded by: Master Bison

Base(s) of operation: Thailand, Brazil

Sub-branches: 'S.I.N' Weapons Division

Notable members: 'Victor' Sagat, Cammy White

Misc: Shadaloo finances experimental weapons research.

What is it? A now-defunct division of the NSA specialising in 'information warfare' and top-secret black ops. The unit was brought low by allegations of corruption under former director Colonel Thomas Reed, and has since been shut down.

Motto: 'Let Vigilance Be Our Sword'

Commanded by: Director Thomas Jeffrey Reed

Base(s) of operation: Fort Meade--Maryland, Washington D.C

Sub-branches: Field operatives, support team

Notable members: Former director Irving Lambert, Anna Grmsdttir

Misc: The exact date of Third Echelon's formation remains unknown.

What is it? A CIA subdivision responsible for covert operations and in-the-field intel gathering. SAD is divided into two further subdivisions, 'SOG' a paramilitary group responsible for the 'wet work' and 'PAG' a more hand's-off team specialising in political manoeuvring, cyber warfare and propaganda.

Motto: ' The Work of a Nation. The Center of Intelligence' [CIA motto]

Commanded by: Unknown

Base(s) of operation: Langley Virginia

Sub-branches: Special Operations Group (SOG), Political Action Group (PAG)

Notable members: Kermit Roovsevelt Jnr, Virginia Hall, David Atlee Philips

Misc: The group is largely responsible for the Fulton Recovery System and HALO parachute jump systems.

What is it? A non-profit research group focusing on the biosciences.

Led by: James C. Paulsen

Base(s) of operation: La Jolla--California, Jupiter--Florida

Sub-branches: Metabolism & Aging, Infectious Diseases, Chemistry, Neuroscience etc.

Notable members: Roy Smith, Ronald L. Davis, Dale Boger

Misc: The institute has made numerous scientific breakthroughs pertaining to cancer research, as well as the study of deafness, blindness and obesity.

What is it? A prominent tech corporation specialising in cutting-edge scientific research.

Motto: 'A Clear Picture of the Future'

Led by: Unknown

Base(s) of operation: Upper Michigan, Cleveland--Ohio

Sub-branches: Unknown

Notable members: Former CEO Cave Johnson

Misc: Aperture evolved from a humble household 'fixtures and fittings' company contracted to the US armed forces.

What is it? A religious cult that prophesized the imminent destruction of Earth, Adherents believed that only the purest of humans would be allowed to escape (to reach the 'Next Level') by way of an alien spacecraft.

Led by: Marshall Applewhite

Base(s) of operation: San Diego, California

Sub-branches: None

Notable members: Bonnie Nettles

Misc: It is claimed the group purchased 'Alien Abduction Insurance' prior to committing mass suicide.

What is it? A religious order that preaches the belief in life after death. Adherents worship a 'great marker', a holy relic that believers claim will free all of humanity from its own self-destructive tendencies.

Motto: 'Altman be Praised'

Led by: Unknown, possibly 'Enigma Lange'.

Base(s) of operation: Various

Sub-branches: None

Notable members: Michael Altman, Challus Mercer

Misc: Unitologists do not permit the burning or burying of the dead. Deceased believers are instead placed into a form of cryogenic stasis, with their preserved cadavers thereby readied for the great convergence (an doomsday-like event).

Highlight the text below for all the answers.

1. UNSC - Fake (Halo)
2. Colonial Marines - Real
3. Aegis - Real
4. MSF - Fake (Metal Gear Solid)
5. Lockheed Martin - Real
6. The Carrington Institute - Fake (Perfect Dark)
7. Citadel Military College - Real
8. Grissom Academy - Fake (Mass Effect)
9. UNATCO - Fake (Deus Ex)
10. Interpol - Real
11. Fraternal Order of the Raven - Fake (Bioshock: Infinite)
12. Skull & Bones - Real
13. Black Eagles - Real
14. Shadaloo - Fake (Street Fighter)
15. Third Echelon - Fake (Splinter Cell)
16. Special Activities Division - Real
17. The Scripps Institute - Real
18. Aperture Science - Fake (Portal)
19. Heaven's Gate - Real
20. The Church of Unitology - Fake (Dead Space)

Less than 5 correct: Yikes. Looks like you were taken in pretty easily there chump. Have no fear, simply send all of your available cash to my offshore account and I'll err teach you how to get better at sniffing out phonies.

Between 5 & 10 correct: That's alright, I forgive you, but can you forgive yourself? Always remember, strippers dressed up as policemen have no actual jurisdiction.

Between 10 & 15 correct: Not bad, not bad at all. You're the type of stoic intellectual who just doesn't fall for the old 'tap the wrong shoulder' routine, and for that I commend you.

More than 15 correct: Congratulations, you're gaming's least gullible player! Make use of this newfound power by tricking your fellow gamers into jumping off virtual cliffs and/or playing catch with live hand grenades.