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RadarPlays - Toilet Kids

Imagine Alice in Wonderland as a vertically scrolling shooter--only, instead of going down a rabbit hole, you’re flushed down the toilet, and instead of meeting the Chesire Cat, you’re immediately sprayed with poo by a spider with a human’s butt. That’s Toilet Kids in a nutshell, a TurboGrafx-16 game that nobody should play. And yet, against their better judgment, Lucas, Tom, and Greg try their darndest to beat the first level of this scatological shmup. If you have a fear of feces, this game is your worst nightmare.

Want to hang out with GamesRadar's editors while taking a look at retro games, new releases, and totally random experiences? RadarPlays is for you. Mondays we'll be checking out blasts from the past on RadarPlays Retro, Wednesdays we change things up to whatever we feel like playing with RadarPlays Shuffle, and Friday is packed with the strangest titles you’ve never (hopefully) heard of in RadarPlays Freaky. We'll also release RadarPlays for all the new releases, so be sure to check back!

Lucas Sullivan is the former US Managing Editor of GamesRadar+. Lucas spent seven years working for GR, starting as an Associate Editor in 2012 before climbing the ranks. He left us in 2019 to pursue a career path on the other side of the fence, joining 2K Games as a Global Content Manager. Lucas doesn't get to write about games like Borderlands and Mafia anymore, but he does get to help make and market them.