Halloween is on the horizon, and our minds are beginning to contemplate how to decorate our pumpkins, which monster we want to dress up as, and what horror movie we want to be mentally scarred by. If you’re as morbid as I am, you’re probably also thinking about how you’d die if you were in a horror film.
Are you the blithering idiot who ignores all the warning signs that something bad is about to happen? The cackling villain, tricking foolhardy teens into their grizzly deaths? Or perhaps you're the naive, but well meaning first victim, who gets killed off before they even realise something is afoot?
Our especially Halloween-themed quiz is here to shed some light on the subject, and can fill you in on all the gruesome specifics of how exactly you'd get the chop in the average horror movie.
Look, you're probably not going to like the results no matter how you answer all ten of the questions, but at least it provides you with some closure! Post the fate you ended up with in the comments below, and try not to have any nightmares thinking about the details too much.
How'd it go?! I ended up with my head stuck in the reverse bear trap from Saw, so hopefully you fared a little better than me...
Speaking of horror, Stranger Things season 2 is now officially out on Netflix, so why not continue the Halloween celebrations with a return trip to Hawkins and the Upside Down this weekend? We promise it's been worth the wait!