Nine gems of gaming merchandise

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By Justin Towell
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Rarest crap or super-sexy centerpieces? You decide

This Dungeon Siege-branded crossbow would really work as a weapon. This is illustrated by the fact the bolt it came with is missing. It's most likely still stuck in someone's ass/back/head somewhere across the room. You can use pens or breadsticks instead, but we wouldn't recommend it. That would get blood and crumbs everywhere.

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This Dungeon Siege-branded crossbow would really work as a weapon. This is illustrated by the fact the bolt it came with is missing. It's most likely still stuck in someone's ass/back/head somewhere across the room. You can use pens or breadsticks instead, but we wouldn't recommend it. That would get blood and crumbs everywhere.

Average eBay price: N/A

Justin Towell
Justin Towell

Justin was a GamesRadar staffer for 10 years but is now a freelancer, musician and videographer. He's big on retro, Sega and racing games (especially retro Sega racing games) and currently also writes for Play Magazine, Traxion.gg, PC Gamer and TopTenReviews, as well as running his own YouTube channel. Having learned to love all platforms equally after Sega left the hardware industry (sniff), his favourite games include Christmas NiGHTS into Dreams, Zelda BotW, Sea of Thieves, Sega Rally Championship and Treasure Island Dizzy.

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