GamesRadar Holiday Buyer's Guide 2007

PC gamers have got to be getting tired of hearing about how great consoles are. It's been all "Mario this" and "Halo that" for ages. Here's a tip for this holiday: Whenever a console person starts dangling their whatever-they-think-is-cool in your face, just ask them if they've seen Crysis. Then, when they stammer out that their "cutting-edge" console can't handle retina-searing visuals like that until the game has been graphically dumbed-down quite a bit, point at them and laugh hysterically until tears start pouring out of both your eyes and theirs.