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Cannes 2017: Will Robert Pattinson win Best Actor? All the prizes predicted

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Predicting awards at the Cannes Film Festival never fails to prove that William Goldman’s famous quote “Nobody knows anything” applies as much to the artistic merits of world cinema as to the commercial chances of Hollywood movies. 

There are too many factors at play to even make much of an educated guess, with the highly subjective tastes of numerous jurors to contend with – just imagine this year’s President Pedro Almodóvar contesting favourites with Will Smith, or Jessica Chastain locking horns with Paolo Sorrentino. The one-award-per-film rule, meanwhile, always makes for a head-scratching merry-go-round. 

Back in 2014, for example, it seemed certain that Léa Seydoux or Adele Exarchopoulos must win Best Actress for Blue is the Warmest Colour (opens in new tab), only for Jury President Steven Spielberg to instead award them, along with director Abdellatif Kechiche, the prestigious Palme d’Or, thus allowing The Past (opens in new tab)’s Bérénice Bejo to sneak in. 

Last year most critics had three-hour German comedy Toni Erdmann (opens in new tab) nailed on for the Palme d’Or, meaning its director Maren Ade would be subtracted from the Best Director equation to allow Andrea Arnold to be awarded for her ambitious, freewheeling work on American Honey (opens in new tab). If, by some disastrous misjudgement, neither Toni Erdmann nor Ade were awarded, it would at least mean Sandra Hüller could deservedly win Best Actress.

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As it happens, Toni Erdmann, remarkably, didn’t win a thing (well, apart from the Critics’ award): Best Director was shared by Olivier Assayas (Personal Shopper (opens in new tab)) and Christian Mungiu (The Graduation (opens in new tab)), Best Actress went to Jaclyn Jose for Ma’ Rosa, and the Palme d’Or, not for the first time, went to probably the one film that every jury member could agree on: Ken Loach’s I, Daniel Blake (opens in new tab). It’s a fine, heartfelt drama with an urgent message, but other movies in competition were higher-reaching.  

Of course, if the Palme d’Or was always given out by consensus, we’d at least know what to expect. But it’s not that easy, and sometimes the President’s own particular tastes and/or politics come very much into play, such as in 2010 when Tim Burton awarded Apichatpong Weerasethakul’s Uncle Boonme Who Can Recall His Past Lives (it’s weird and features glow-eyed monkeys!). 

By this rationale, it would seem Netflix titles Okja (opens in new tab) and The Meyerowitz Stories (opens in new tab) have no hope of the Palme d'Or - Almodóvar said almost as much at the start of the festival, admitting he feels the winner should be seen on a cinema screens - but the subsequent controversy means he might well ensure they win something, if only to prove he's not biased.

And then there are professional allegiances to consider, though anyone who feels that Michael Haneke’s magnificent The White Ribbon (opens in new tab) winning the Palme d’Or in 2009 was down to his favourite actress Isabelle Huppert being President clearly needs their head examined. 

But enough waffle and excuse-making. Here are the predictions of Total Film’s two attending journalists as to how the awards will play out on Sunday evening:

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Palme d’Or

Jamie Graham: Loveless

Jordan Farley: 120 BPM

Grand Prix (Runner-up)

JG: 120 BPM

JF: Loveless

Jury Prize (Third place)

JG: Okja

JF: Okja

Best Director

JG: Lynne Ramsay (You Were Never Really Here)

JF: Michael Haneke (Happy End)

Best Actor

JG: Dustin Hoffman (The Meyerowitz Stories) and Jean-Louis Trintignant (Happy End)

JF: Joaquin Phoenix (You Were Never Really Here)

Best Actress

JG: Vasilina Makovceva (A Gentle Creature)

JF: Diane Kruger (In the Fade)

Best Screenplay

JG: Robert Östlund (The Square)

JF: Sofia Coppola (The Beguiled)

Editor-at-Large, Total Film

Jamie Graham is the Editor-at-Large of Total Film magazine. You'll likely find them around these parts reviewing the biggest films on the planet and speaking to some of the biggest stars in the business – that's just what Jamie does. Jamie has also written for outlets like SFX and the Sunday Times Culture, and appeared on podcasts exploring the wondrous worlds of occult and horror.