The longest game names of all time

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Yes, they're all longer than Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix

Using Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix (the most recent name everyone believes to be extra wordy) as the baseline for “long ass name,” we present a list of long-winded games in increasing orders of multi-syllabic magnitude. How many colons, dashes and conjunctions can you spot?

*Deep breath*

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One of many, many games glamorizing Amtrak and its Big Train agenda

Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two


The only game name that comes to mind with a goddam comma

Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Eye of the Beholder II -- The Legend of Darkmoon


Oh Gygax, must we owe you everything?

Pretty anticlimactic ending isn’t it? For our all our technology and polygon-flinging machinery, someone making their own pen-and-paper D&D campaign can think up a longer name.

Know of something longer? Post it in the comments below, but be aware of some of our criteria. First, we pick the longest from a series, not list them all (Sam & Max, Strong Bad etc). We also tried to stick to US/EU/AU releases, so some insanely long Japanese battle rape sim doesn’t count either. Can you out-Beholder us? Give it a try!

Jan 15, 2009


The most horribly mangled titles in videogame history


Cringe as Word and Firefox maul your favorite titles

Brett Elston
Brett Elston

A fomer Executive Editor at GamesRadar, Brett also contributed content to many other Future gaming publications including Nintendo Power, PC Gamer and Official Xbox Magazine. Brett has worked at Capcom in several senior roles, is an experienced podcaster, and now works as a Senior Manager of Content Communications at PlayStation SIE.