The Character: High school absconder, truancy expert, righteous dude.
The Resolution: School, schmool. He's taking the day off.
Chances Of Sticking To It: With clammy hands, you can persuade anybody you're too ill to leave the house.
The Character: The man formerly known as Seth Brundle is now half-man, half-housefly.
The Resolution: To become the world's first insect politician.
Chances Of Sticking To It: He'll probably be very good at it, considering he's an expert at regurgitation.
The Character: Thieving secretary who does a runner with the company's money and hides out at the Bates Motel.
The Resolution: To pay extra for a decent hotel next time.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Sadly, "next time" is a pretty big assumption.
The Character: The Dude, never happier than when he's had a toke, a White Russian and an evening of bowling.
The Resolution: To get compensation for his urine-stained rug. It really tied the room together.
Chances Of Sticking To It: To be honest, the chances of the Dude sticking to anything are pretty remote.
The Character: Retired spy with a very '70s taste in spectacles.
The Resolution: To locate Karla's mole in the Circus.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Probably the most tenacious person in this list. There's no way he'll back down until he's got his man.
The Character: Parisian do-gooder who likes meddling in other people's affairs, preferably without them even knowing.
The Resolution: To mind her own business for once.
Chances Of Sticking To It: It's all going swimmingly until her neighbour leaves the keys in his lock, and she discovers his unrealised ambition is to sing on the French version of The X Factor . Now the application form is in the post.
The Character: Author, recovering alcoholic, and deranged psychopath. A family man.
The Resolution: To finish that book.
Chances Of Sticking To It: He'll finish it all right, but since all work and no play make Jack a dull boy, he might a spot of axe-killing too.
The Character: Dim-witted fashion model who also does a lot of work of charity.
The Resolution: To devise a new look that will be more ridiculously good looking than Blue Steel.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Job done as far as Derek's concerned, but why are critics saying that Crimson Corona is exactly the same as Blue Steel? They don't appreciate the subtlety involved.
The Character: Martial arts mentor and WWII hero who sees the spirituality in kicking the hell out of opponents.
The Resolution: To turn Daniel LaRusso into a champ.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Good, once Daniel's finished waxing his car.
Charles Foster Kane
The Character: Newspaper publisher who can buy anything he wants, except a) a political career and b) happiness.
The Resolution: To find Rosebud, symbol of the loss of his childhood innocence.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Oh, he'll find it all right…and then dump it in a room along with all the other crap he's bought over the years.