Airplane! (1980)
The Immature Movie: Relentless punning, crude innuendo, slapstick humour…a comedy classic it might be, but nobody could ever accuse Airplane! of being mature!
Crudest Moment: “Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?” At least it was changed from the original line, which was: “Joey, have you ever sucked a grown man’s cock?”
Mental Age: The gags are as sharp as a tack, but Airplane! appeals to the audience’s childish side with a barrage of gleeful stupidity.
There's Something About Mary (1998)
The Immature Movie: The Farrelly Brothers unleash their special brand of gross-out humour in this brilliant romantic comedy. Extra immaturity points are earned by the casting of Lee Evans...
Crudest Moment: It’s a toss-up (if you’ll excuse the pun) between the hair-gel scene and the moment when Ben Stiller gets his old chap caught in his zipper.
Mental Age: Anything from 15 to 55. Toilet humour can be very funny indeed when done properly!
Norbit (2007)
The Immature Movie: Eddie Murphy indulges his penchant for playing overweight women once again in this woeful parade of stereotypes.
Crudest Moment: Murphy’s Chinese get-up is staggeringly off-key…
Mental Age: 11. Grown men in fat-suits generally stop being funny once you leave primary school.
White Chicks (2004)
The Immature Movie: The Wayans brothers drag-up to play FBI agents (yes, really) who disguise themselves as a pair of grotesquely plastic-looking socialites. An amorous Terry Crews does his best to raise a smile in an otherwise laugh-free zone.
Crudest Moment: The Yo-Momma sequence in which the Wayans boys trot out some of the lamest, dustiest jokes in their repertoire.
Mental Age: 6. “Look mummy! The funny man is wearing a dress!”
Meet The Spartans (2008)
The Immature Movie: The people who brought you Date Movie take the piss out of 300 and other assorted blockbusters. It stars Sean Maguire, which should give you some idea of the quality of laughs to be had.
Crudest Moment: A trash-talking penguin takes a shit on Leonidas’s head.
Mental Age: 14. Old enough to appreciate Carmen Electra, but young enough not to remember Maguire’s stint on Eastenders .
Your Highness (2011)
The Immature Movie: Danny McBride brings the f-bomb to the Middle Ages with this deliriously crass fantasy spoof.
Crudest Moment: James Franco tosses off a weird magical creature that apparently molested him as a child. Er, ha-ha?
Mental Age: 15. Naked chicks, dick jokes and slapstick comedy…it’s tailor-made for an audience of teenage boys.
Big Momma's House (2000)
The Immature Movie: Martin Lawrence takes a leaf out of Eddie Murphy’s book, by dressing up as…yep, you guessed it, an overweight woman with attitude! Urgh…
Crudest Moment: The episode in which a diarrhoea-stricken Big Momma grunts and groans her way through a visit to the toilet. How we laughed…
Mental Age: 13. Or in Eddie Murphy’s case, 43.
The Hottie & The Nottie (2008)
The Immature Movie: Awful title, awful movie. This morally-bankrupt car-crash casts Paris Hilton as the pinnacle of female beauty, opposite Christine Lakin as her “ugly” friend. Total garbage.
Crudest Moment: “Oh my God…it has whiskers! And no teeth!” Richard Keys would be proud…
Mental Age: Somewhere around the toddling stage. You know, when girls are gross and farts are funny…
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
The Immature Movie: Which bright spark thought it was a good idea to give gibbering man-child Tom Green his own movie? Whoever it was, we really hope they got the boot after this one came out. Woefully unfunny from beginning to end, it’s a cautionary tale for comedians everywhere.
Crudest Moment: So many to choose from, but we'll plump for the moment when Green swings a newborn baby from its umbilical cord, spraying the walls with gore in the process.
Mental Age: Even a toddler would be insulted by this. Forget trying to attribute a mental age, this one is totally brain-dead.
