What lifestyle gaming pics looked like in the 70s

Look at them. These people are not real.

This stuff was so far in the future that it actually had to be played in outer space. Probably in a decompression chamber or something so their heads didn't explode like that bit in Total Recall.

Still in outer space, but this time with a splash of technicolour. And the dude is definitely checking out her tits.

Back in the day, lifestyle shots were actually representative of the real deal. Four men with hair helmets playing QuadraPong while a girl hangs about like a lonely fart would, we imagine, have been pretty much spot on.

This isgaming and foreplay all at the same time.

The fact that she's actually getting paid to pretend that she's interested in games still isn't enough for this 'Mom' to even pretend that she's even vaguely interested in games. Mom: "Games? Yes, very nice dear."

An artist's impression. Look at this while thinking of the theme from Shaft and you've got a pretty good impression of what the 70s was like.

Matt Cundy
I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.