• Major_Wuss - February 27, 2009 3:08 a.m.

    Hahaha, monkey balls.
  • DangerZone723 - February 27, 2009 3:05 a.m.

    Gotta love the Bob Uecker trading card.
  • codzprc - February 27, 2009 3:02 a.m.

    I've never played Wii music, but I find it hard to believe that Metallica is better. I'm sure there are people out there that still enjoy Metallica for what ever reason, but after sitting through Some Kind of Monster, it's hard to have respect for these guys. They cry and whine, fight over stupid things, play dull riffs, and write some of the most idiotic lyrics known to man. Note on the lyrics, Metallica means for their lyrics to be serious and meaningful, while the creators of the 'Badger song' and 'Schfifty Five' (respectively) intended for their lyrics to be pointless and idiotic. When comparing the two, it's easy to place them on the same 105IQ level. Am I saying you need an IQ of 105 or less to enjoy Metallica, of course not - but it wouldn't hurt... unless being dumb is painful, it might be, I wouldn't know. Here's a list of bands that would have made much more sense in place of James Hetfield's 19yr annoyance, and why: Jimi Hendrix (Actual guitar talent) The Kinks (You Really Got Me, amazing) Tom Waits (covered by 100s of bands) Eric Clapton (cocaine, Layla, many others) Spinal Tap (haha, still better than Metallica) Greenday (more 'Hits' than Metallica) Tom Rollins Band (Tom could kill James) Ramstein (more fire than Metallica, don't whine) Deep Purple (hard not to love DP) The Eagles (really, do you need me to explain?) Finch (bigger balls than Metallica) Foo Fighters (David Grohl can out-play any Metallica member) and finally... Dick Dale (God of the surf song) Yes, there are many, many more... but that should do for now. If you like Metallica, great, good for you, gold star. I'm sure they helped you coup with the loss of your virginity to a play-doh canister, and having to drink whiskey from a jar-o... whatever the hell that is. Funny Note: Has anyone seen the MS press conference where they announced Guitar Hero Metallica, and the guy was all excited, he pumped his devil-horn-hand in the air and said 'Guitar Hero Metallica'... Dead Silent. Nothing, not even a cough. The guy stood there, thinking maybe it was an awed silence... but the silence was deafening, it screamed "WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT METALLICA?!" --- so the guy, a little disillusioned continued on with another topic, another game, but never really recovered. He wanted that applause, he wanted some cheers for GH:Metallica, he wanted them to care. But they didn't. Now sales are slowing for the upcoming title, I'm sure they will pick up again as advertising starts (golly, I can't wait for those commercials...) and the Nations' IQ will collectively drop a few points - and damn it, we just got those points after electing Obama. A few years ago they wanted to fine and jail you for downloading their (and others') songs, but now that you can play those songs with a plastic guitar everything is cool? Pah. 105 sounds about right in that case.
  • blocpartier - February 27, 2009 2:10 a.m.

    Ha! video games friggin pwn reality.
  • yoyoguy - February 27, 2009 2:07 a.m.

    lol monkey balls
  • Poke_trainer - February 27, 2009 1:44 a.m.

    monkey bawls lol. good one! how about doors,guns,apes,volcanos,facial hair,cowboys,snowboarding,nerds,fat people,trees,birds,ufo's,afros,crabs,babies,flowers,ghosts,or turtles.
  • FierceDeity - February 27, 2009 1:39 a.m.

    i actually feel so honoured that i was thanked :)
  • skelt - February 27, 2009 1:10 a.m.

    golf surgery prison (ie. splinter cell) hot coffee fairies swords (ie. final fantasy) propaganda running (ie. mirror's edge) hammers (ie. hammer of dawn) vending machines (ie. bioshock) surfing (ie. bodysurfing in prototype) shields umbrellas (ie. soul calibur) there are a lot of possibilities for this premise. so i say go ahead and do another one or two
  • bron1417 - February 27, 2009 12:57 a.m.

    these are freaking hilarous!! i agree with unoriginal as well this should be a weekly thing!
  • nadrewod999 - February 27, 2009 12:39 a.m.

    I think that you should compare "available" weapons, or weapons that any civilian (coughmercenarycough) can get their hands on. Also, for people who have seen some of my other comments, I am glad to be under 250 letters.
  • NelosAngelos - February 27, 2009 12:39 a.m.

    Real world DEFIANTLY for music! Lol, you took my idea for comparing volley ball, yay!!! And thank you indefinitely this time around for putting a censor bar on the monkey. I don't need animal nasty bits keeping me further up at night. Keep this up, there probably millions of combination out there.
  • aaronfuhrer - February 27, 2009 12:30 a.m.

    The only good things about Wii Music, just like shobuku said, are the suits and stuff that aren't even music. They made me laugh. Great article by the way!
  • GamesRadarCharlieBarratt - February 27, 2009 12:21 a.m.

    Aw. "Hate" is such a strong word...
  • GoldenMe - February 27, 2009 12:17 a.m.

    I still hate you Charlie for the low blow at Sonic.
  • Coolbeans69 - February 27, 2009 12:04 a.m.

    real world does win music doesn't it?
  • Hobojedi - February 26, 2009 11:57 p.m.

    Heheh.. this stuff is great. How about.. umm.. fish?
  • chrisbg99 - February 26, 2009 11:46 p.m.

    What didn't have the balls to take a jab at Obama?
  • hxcmonster - February 26, 2009 11:45 p.m.

    monkey balls hahahaahaha
  • Snarf - February 26, 2009 11:41 p.m.

    Yea they did it last week. Now I feel stupid. They could do Valve and have a picture of all the awesome things made by them and an actual valve.
  • Maddoggmlt93 - February 26, 2009 11:13 p.m.

    They should do real crime vs. videogame crime. Nico Belic would own the shit out of real life!

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