• Fireninjastar - May 11, 2013 7:27 a.m.

    -I don't want to hang out with Sonic, for his corny Speed-Related insults to the point where the guy grabs you and runs. -Mario barely speaks and you would have to witness every tragic turtle death. I would hang out with either Rayman, Hatsune Miku, or Silver for a day.
  • debiate5 - May 10, 2013 6:19 p.m.

    I wouldn't want to be friends with Nathan Drake, because he's an arrogant, unlikable, fucking douchebag.
  • srbingham - May 10, 2013 7:02 a.m.

    I'd hate to befriend the Dragonborn. He would never talk to you, until he decided he needed you to go get the shit kicked out of you by 100+ Draugr, or a Dragon, or carry 500+ pounds of his shit.
  • Fox_Mulder - May 10, 2013 3:47 a.m.

    I read the Snake slide in my best Snake voice, and it made it 500% more awesome. I can't even do a good impression, besides the gravelly part. WAR HAS CHANGED. Time to go play MGS 4.
  • Shinn - May 9, 2013 9:20 p.m.

    Shepard, because you would be morally obliged to accompany him/her on suicide missions until one of you dies.
  • Shinn - May 9, 2013 9:24 p.m.

    Oh, and he'd/she'd guilt trip you into helping him/her with everything he/she needs to do.
  • KA87 - May 9, 2013 4:37 p.m.

    Well that and Duke would proably try to bang your sister, mom, or daugther.
  • PerhapsTheOtherOne - May 24, 2014 1:28 p.m.

    Man, I am LATE on this one, but probably all three. At the same time.
  • obviouslyadouche - May 9, 2013 3:23 p.m.

    Bayonetta, since her hair is so long the discomfort at finding one that had gotten free would be multiplied as you spend minutes pulling a 100 foot strand of hair from the pasta she nicely made for you.
  • J-Fid - May 9, 2013 2:21 p.m.

    Kirby would eat all of your food. And maybe you while he's at it...
  • BladedFalcon - May 9, 2013 1:20 p.m.

    Hahaha! XD Many of these didn't go the way I expected to, and were all the more funny because of it. I specially loved the professor Layton and Booker ones XD
  • winner2 - May 9, 2013 12:46 p.m.

    I think I could do all of these bit Nate and sonic.
  • Marcunio88 - May 9, 2013 11:59 a.m.

    I give this article nine thumbs up!
  • Redeater - May 9, 2013 1:25 p.m.

    If you are going to post Simpsons quotes I insist we get a upvote/downvote comment system so I can upvote the hell out of them!
  • Hobogonigal - May 11, 2013 7:33 a.m.

    Trust me, it seems a good idea at first but after a while the comments section would turn into IGN or youtube's comment section. And no one wants that!
  • PatHan-bHai - May 9, 2013 11:46 a.m.

    Snake would be pretty cool to hang out with.............I'm a cynic as well :3 .... You forgot Kratos - the guy who would pick fights with everyone. Even the neighbors dog.
  • GR_RyanTaljonick - May 9, 2013 11:57 a.m.

    I didn't forget Kratos - to put him on this list would imply that ANYONE would wanna be friends with the guy ;0
  • PatHan-bHai - May 10, 2013 11:54 a.m.

    hehe :P If a girl befriended him it would be 'Friends with Benefits' all over again..........Kratos kill that guy an I'll let (:S) you do me.
  • shawksta - May 9, 2013 11:25 a.m.

    This article is awesome. DAMN YOU NATHAN Meanwhile while Mario's getting ANOTHER round by himself, Luigi's having the time of his life. Your implying we would befriend Groose, F*CKING YES Layton is just a horrible person, if it wasnt for the fact the whole game was as puzzle centric as he is, there will be nothing but problems. Yeah I expected something of that effect on Duke, especially after what Henry explained about him not being that good in the 100 best heroes. #Weekofhate

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