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Trailer Trash 13

We’re closing out July with the lucky 13th installment of Trailer Trash. With Comic-Con still overflowing with goodness, we were kinda hard pressed to find bad trailers this week. But don’t worry, we finally hit gold.


Hello Kitty MMO

Hello Kitty the MMO: a saccharine sweet land where 45 year old men pretend to be 8 year old girls looking to befriend other 8 year old girls. Parents: keep your kids the f*** away from the internet.

Guitar Hero 5 Goatse

Here’s an interesting tactic that might slow the precipitous decline in Guitar Hero sales: redo Make the Girl Dance’s “Baby Baby Baby” video but add pizza and goatse. Sorry, but we prefer the original, hairy-bunghole-free video. Vive la France!

While we’re on the topic of censor bars, check out this amazing video. Two words: naked Pong.

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  • Jordo141 - July 31, 2009 4:12 p.m.

    Can anyone else not see the videos with the GamesRadar player? I can the the YouTube and Dailymotion ones fine.
  • MrDanStan - July 31, 2009 5:06 a.m.

    Dark Passion Play is one of the best albums of all time! I almost hate to see Nightwish's music used in an ad though.
  • NWLove - July 31, 2009 12:36 a.m.

    OMG NIGHTWISH IS MY FAVORITE BAND I COMPLETELY SPAZZED OUT WHEN I HEARD THIS POET AND THE PENDULUM IS MY FAVORITE SONG!! If you like what you heard in the risen trailer go buy Dark Passion Play NOW!
  • Billiam101 - July 30, 2009 11:08 p.m.

    you got some good trash there gr oh and first page! O.o (jk)
  • Terro - July 30, 2009 10:54 p.m.

    Hello Kitty has officially made me lose all faith in the videogame industry.
  • DontEatRawHagis - July 30, 2009 10:47 p.m.

    I cant see the We Cheer one, keeps saying I need a games radar password and account. which is odd since Im logged in already.
  • shockolate - July 30, 2009 10:41 p.m.

    i don't see anything wrong with the risen trailer :S liked that french video tho, damn black bars
  • sgloomy - July 30, 2009 9:56 p.m.

    the hello kitty MMO reminded me of the south park warcraft episode when butter tells them he has been playing hello kitty island adventure, good times!
  • speno93 - August 1, 2009 3:55 a.m.

    lol , "i don't play WOW, i play Hello Kitty Island Adventure" its now a horrifying truth
  • iKOemos - July 31, 2009 3:50 a.m.

    @HelloKitty MMO: I guess people will play anything ReCaptcha: palming ARTHUR... wow that was dirty
  • Hobojedi - July 31, 2009 12:40 a.m.

    So according to the Risen trailer, we're gonna lose our freedom in the next few months? It's talking about the freedom of quitting the game, right?
  • dweller - July 30, 2009 10:38 p.m.

    To the Hello Kitty MMO, WTF? And that Risen song was cool but electric guitar seems out of place in a fantasy setting.
  • gutlessVADER - July 30, 2009 9:48 p.m.

    that risen song was so tight i watched it 3 times
  • gutlessVADER - July 30, 2009 9:38 p.m.

    wtf was that?
  • Nuke5 - July 30, 2009 8:48 p.m.

    This is the FIRST trailer trash that I actually laughed pretty hard at.