Trailer Trash 13

Must see video: Guitar Hero goatse, Eminem vs Jay-Z, and the Hello Kitty MMO

Words: on July 30, 2009
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We’re closing out July with the lucky 13th installment of Trailer Trash. With Comic-Con still overflowing with goodness, we were kinda hard pressed to find bad trailers this week. But don’t worry, we finally hit gold.


Hello Kitty MMO

Hello Kitty the MMO: a saccharine sweet land where 45 year old men pretend to be 8 year old girls looking to befriend other 8 year old girls. Parents: keep your kids the f*** away from the internet.

Guitar Hero 5 Goatse

Here’s an interesting tactic that might slow the precipitous decline in Guitar Hero sales: redo Make the Girl Dance’s “Baby Baby Baby” video but add pizza and goatse. Sorry, but we prefer the original, hairy-bunghole-free video. Vive la France!

While we’re on the topic of censor bars, check out this amazing video. Two words: naked Pong.

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  • Jordo141

    Jordo141  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Can anyone else not see the videos with the GamesRadar player? I can the the YouTube and Dailymotion ones fine.
    Reply
  • THORSTEINTHESTAFFSTRUCK

    THORSTEINTHESTAFFSTRUCK  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    I wantz teh DJ Hero Eminem
    Reply
  • MrDanStan

    MrDanStan  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Dark Passion Play is one of the best albums of all time! I almost hate to see Nightwish's music used in an ad though.
    Reply
  • NWLove

    NWLove  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    OMG NIGHTWISH IS MY FAVORITE BAND I COMPLETELY SPAZZED OUT WHEN I HEARD THIS POET AND THE PENDULUM IS MY FAVORITE SONG!! If you like what you heard in the risen trailer go buy Dark Passion Play NOW!
    Reply
  • Billiam101

    Billiam101  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    you got some good trash there gr


    oh and first page! O.o (jk)
    Reply
  • Terro

    Terro  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Hello Kitty has officially made me lose all faith in the videogame industry.
    Reply
  • DontEatRawHagis

    DontEatRawHagis  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    I cant see the We Cheer one, keeps saying I need a games radar password and account. which is odd since Im logged in already.
    Reply
  • shockolate

    shockolate  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    i don't see anything wrong with the risen trailer :S
    liked that french video tho, damn black bars
    Reply
  • sgloomy

    sgloomy  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    the hello kitty MMO reminded me of the south park warcraft episode when butter tells them he has been playing hello kitty island adventure, good times!
    Reply
  • speno93

    speno93  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    lol , "i don't play WOW, i play Hello Kitty Island Adventure" its now a horrifying truth
    Reply
  • iKOemos

    iKOemos  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    @HelloKitty MMO: I guess people will play anything

    ReCaptcha: palming ARTHUR... wow that was dirty
    Reply
  • Hobojedi

    Hobojedi  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    So according to the Risen trailer, we're gonna lose our freedom in the next few months? It's talking about the freedom of quitting the game, right?
    Reply
  • dweller

    dweller  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    To the Hello Kitty MMO, WTF?

    And that Risen song was cool but electric guitar seems out of place in a fantasy setting.
    Reply
  • gutlessVADER

    gutlessVADER  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    that risen song was so tight i watched it 3 times
    Reply
  • gutlessVADER

    gutlessVADER  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    wtf was that?
    Reply
  • Nuke5

    Nuke5  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    This is the FIRST trailer trash that I actually laughed pretty hard at.
    Reply
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