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The games of August 2011

Welcome to the summer doldrums. The season started strong, but as usual, the release quantity is drying up as all the publishers prep for the onslaught of incredible releases this fall. August is still a remarkably strong month, though, and we're excited about the vast majority of its releases. We're deep into the Summer of Arcade on Xbox 360, too, so we've got some sweet downloadable stuff in the near future to accompany the biggest sports game of the year and some RPG geekery. 


August 2


Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet

Platform: Xbox Live Arcade
EU: August 3


A bizarre adventure game in the vein of Super Metroid, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet casts us as a UFO with oodles of unlockable abilities. We’ve seen bits of this, and what we came away with was a slacked jaw – Shadow Planet is beautiful to the point of being silly. It’s a colorful 2D game with a simple but brilliant use of silhouettes to accentuate its outstanding art. We’re looking forward to puttering around in a space ship and messing up fugly alien things. Physics plays a big role in navigation and puzzle-solving, of which most of the game is made up of. Shooting at things happens, too.


August 9


Fruit Ninja Kinect

Platform: 360
EU: August 10


The lone $10 entry in this year's Summer of Arcade celebration is the Kinect port of the unreasonably addictive Fruit Ninja. Slashing fruit in half with our thumbs to score points has some sort of unexplainable pull we can't get enough of, and reluctant though we are to dig out the Kinect, we want to punch and kick some watermelons. You'll also see this game bundled with The Gunstringer when that hits retail shelves later this year, if you'd rather hold off for now.


August 16


El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron

Platform: Xbox 360, PS3
EU: September 1


Well, this is awkward. We told you last month Ignition's wackjob action game would release in July. They've since delayed it until August 16 in North America. We're going to tell you it's hitting then, but don't take our word for it. Those cats at Ignition are wily. If you missed our thoughts last month, here's a recap:

"We’re going to go ahead and recommend you check out the El Shaddai demo right about now. It looks stunning, its combat is cool and, really, we can’t get enough of just how bizarre it is. Its religious themes, specifically revolving around angels (obviously, if you’re into religion), present some cool opportunities. We didn’t expect it to go 2D at times, nor were we prepared with how ball-crushingly difficult it can be, but we’re behind Ignition’s latest in a big, bad way. It’s got a lot of familiar ideas, but it really isn’t like anything we’ve seen, so we’re absolutely in when this hits at the end of the month."
All of this still applies.


Toy Soldiers: Cold War

Platform: Xbox Live Arcade
EU: August 17


Toy Soldiers ruled. It was a stellar tower defense game that let us take a more active role in the defending—taking control over machine-gun turrets, artillery and airplanes let us squash enemy forces with a bit of offense. It was what the genre needed, and now it’s slowly becoming the norm. Trenched and South Park had the same idea. We’re down for more of Toy Soldiers, especially since Cold War is so open about its adoration for 80s toys and action movies (the best era for both, let’s be real). Apaches, AC-130s and John Goddamn Rambo are in this game, man. If we could pre-order we would have done it 25 years ago.


No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise

Platform: PS3
EU: May 20


A story of an otaku just trying to get laid, Heroes' Paradise is an HD remake of the original No More Heroes. Despite its faults (boring-ass mini-games, annoying open world) we couldn't help but fall in love with its absurdity--when it wasn't a wildly fun sword-fightin' brawler, it was brilliant satire on, oh, boring-ass mini-games and annoying open worlds. It fell victim to its own ideas, but there's something uniquely satisfying about No More Heroes' combat. The PlayStation Move (or right stick) approximates the Wii waggle this time around, and it's uncensored--slashing about and spilling copious guts all over the ground should keep us into NMH again. The added levels from the second game beef it up, too, and fast travel should keep the impatient pleased. We won't comment on the sexy-lady-viewer mode. It's there. But now you're curious: Will we or won't we?!


Age of Empires: Online

Platform: PC
EU: August 16


The free-to-play sequel to one of the most well-loved RTSs may have a painful pricing structure--the more you pay the more likely you are to win, while smaller transactions net you, um, plants and stuff--we can't help but get a little giddy about it. It's AoE! It's free! It's another PC-exclusive, haha, suck it you console jerks! Ahem. Anyway. It's looking good, and its beta period is winding down, where word on the street is AoEO is lookin' pretty good. Hopefully that's not just hype-goggles making things look nicer than they actually are.

38 comments

  • SnowCat - August 12, 2011 7:25 a.m.

    When did Bodycount get announced for PC, did i miss something or what?
  • UsernameLoser - August 4, 2011 9:59 p.m.

    DAMN, I was too focused on Overclocked I forgot to think of any other games this month.
  • Fransinn - August 4, 2011 12:53 p.m.

    HAR, HAR, HAR! YOU FORGOT XENOBLADE!!
  • Cyberninja - August 3, 2011 11:23 p.m.

    even though you added SMT:DSO this guy cleary did no research into it, or else he would have known its fully voiced now, added new demons and a acheviment system, the 8th day for all endings, multiple save slots and finally mutiple diffcultly settings. the fact that he would not say so little about it is sadder then the fact it wasnt here in the first place.
  • babyhenchy1 - August 3, 2011 9:32 p.m.

    So frakking hyped for Human Revolution. Looks like it is truly worthy of the Deus Ex name.
  • ObliqueZombie - August 3, 2011 9:06 p.m.

    There are no games here I"m willing to hack up the dough for, since I have to save up before college to get a half dozen other games I want, but Deus Ex and El Shaddai will be on my radar for a bit.
  • rockbottom - August 3, 2011 7:19 p.m.

    And for the Wii. One game, that's it. One fucking game all month? And it's a Madden! No wonder Nintendo's jersey says 3 on it in this two horse race.
  • Yeager1122 - August 3, 2011 6:53 p.m.

    Looking foward to Deus Ex.
  • sgloomy - August 3, 2011 6:32 p.m.

    Third Strike is the only one I'm going to get this month, but the next 3 months are going to be EPIC!
  • GamesRadarCharlieBarratt - August 3, 2011 4:58 p.m.

    Street Fighter III 3rd Strike Online Edition and Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor Overclocked have both been added - thanks to everyone who pointed out their absence.
  • NightCrawler_358 - August 3, 2011 3:27 p.m.

    Deus Ex looks pretty sweet, might have to pick it up. I'll be getting Street Fighter III sometime as well hehe.
  • philipshaw - August 3, 2011 3 p.m.

    Can't wait for Deus EX but I will be on still on holiday the day it comes out so I have wait until the next day to play it
  • wittynickname - August 3, 2011 2:28 p.m.

    This month falls squarely into the Plenty Of Time To Whittle Away At My Backlog category, then.
  • Mboy1100 - August 3, 2011 12:41 p.m.

    That Madden 12 gave me an orgasm. Ugh nintendo will find some way to f*** it up.
  • jackthemenace - August 3, 2011 9:31 a.m.

    I'll possibly try El Shaddai's demo, but the only thing it looks like I'll buy new this month is No More Heros: heroes paradise. Then, it's time to save up for Gears 3 Spec. edition, and possibly Rage. Which, of course, comes out EXACTLY one week before Gears, and one week AFTER DEAD ISLAND. Bugger me. reCAPTCHA: Which olopowsw? I don't know, I can't decide. You pick.
  • sirdilznik - August 3, 2011 9:31 a.m.

    You missed shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor Overclocked coming out 8/23. I've been anticipating that game since the 3DS came out.
  • Strawhat - August 3, 2011 8:34 a.m.

    Kirby and devil survivor anyone?
  • RadicalVoodoo - August 3, 2011 8:07 a.m.

    I just watched that Madden trailer. Waiting for my favorite team to show up. Nope. They put the Seahawks in, who set the record for worst regular season record ever for a playoff team, but the team I was looking for was nowhere to be found. Who? The fricken' Super Bowl champion Green Bay Packers! Damn you whoever thought it was a good idea to leave them out of that trailer!
  • tacehtselrahc - August 3, 2011 7:55 a.m.

    I've got Deus Ex preordered, I played the original recently, it's still great 10 years after it was released.
  • IcePotato - August 3, 2011 7:22 a.m.

    Deus Ex and possibly El Shaddai. Damn....i gotta get a job.

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