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A lovingly selected montage of environmental kills from Sleeping Dogs

Sleeping Dogs is a lot of things. But one thing it isn't is a nice cup of tea and a custard cream. Unless, of course, the cup of tea is brewed with boiling, concentrated violence and the custard cream is actually a homicidal murder robot driven by an impulsive desire to kill you to death in a shockingly gratuitous way such as impaling your face on the sharpened tusks of an upside-down walrus. Or in another way. Possibly in one of these ways...

Sleeping Dogs is out now. We have written a Sleeping Dogs review.