Sesame Street: Once Upon a Monster may require pricey child peripheral

Man, I have never, EVER, been remotely jealous of parents before. Kinect is already a little too expensive for me to justify, now it seems I have to factor in the 18+ year cost of raising a kid, required peripheral for Sesame Street: Once Upon a Monster from the looks of this trailer. Whatever. Nothing’s gonna keep me from playing a Double Fine-developed Sesame Street game. Does anyone have a kid and Kinect I can borrow for a few nights? I’ll steal both if I have to...


Aug 12, 2011




  • ShadowReaper666 - August 14, 2011 11:41 p.m.

    @jackthemenace You'll need some candy and a van for that...
  • jackthemenace - August 13, 2011 6:19 p.m.

    Does it still work if the child isn't technically your own? Like, if you just... "found" them on the street...?
  • 510BrotherPanda - August 13, 2011 2:42 a.m.

    If Japan has robot women, why not order a robot kid from there, Chris? On second thought, I'm not sure this game is worth that kind of money or effort...
  • therawski - August 12, 2011 8:19 p.m.

    @CommandantOreo You forgot to say Remember kids: Make sure she uses the birth control so you aren't also wasting your money on that, and make sure she isn't some crazy psycho doing it for alimony and child support money (but in that case, just claim you're mentally disabled and you won't have to pay, BONUS: they will send you free money in the mail and you won't have to work), order now!
  • CommandantOreo - August 12, 2011 7:46 p.m.

    Remember kids:Unprotected sex will cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars, most of it useless shit like this. Do yourself a favor and buy condoms or pay half for birth control. It's cheaper in the long run!
  • PhantomOfKrankor - August 12, 2011 7:12 p.m.

    Well you can always adopt with Tyler as a couple. Come on back to Massachusetts and we'll get you two hitched.
  • lilspooky - August 12, 2011 7:08 p.m.

    @Bobbety LOLS! Too funny!
  • Bobbety - August 12, 2011 7:04 p.m.

    Better get fucking then...

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