Pokemon Money Shots

Pokemon Battle Revolution is barely a game. It's a hollow shell that you're supposed to fill with your own Pokemon from games you've already spent hundreds of hours on. Basically, the game exists only so you can battle Pokemon on Wii, in 3D, and marvel at the GameCube-level visuals. In other words, it's extremely boring to play for any length of time.

We had to endure PBR for countless hours so that our massively cool Pokedex could have updated 3D screens of all 493 critters. After spending all that time staring at the bafflingly diverse creatures, taking screens of each and every one of them, our minds began to melt into rainbow-colored glop, and we started to see things that no person was meant to see - we swear we saw Pokemon caught in the throes of hot Poke-love.

When each Pokemon faints, it makes a face that's supposed to be pain or surprise. But some... some come out all wrong. Kiddies beware - we're descending into steamy Poke-madness.

Electrike's clearly excited about mating season. We're sure that's supposed to a leg sticking out, but even after rubbing our eyes and dunking our heads in ice-cold Halo 3 Mountain Dew, we still couldn't shake the image of something hugely inappropriate for a kids' game.




  • Hellwilder - October 31, 2011 9:53 p.m.

    wow, I just came and saw this article, and now that I see the pics... they are horribly boring, it's just some pokemon with their mouths open or something like that. The only good pic is the last. Seriously people, how can you find this funny?
  • 911donkey - November 5, 2010 10:54 p.m.

    Two Golems doing it? I guess they're... *sunglasses* ....Getting their rocks off. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • thatblindgamer - October 27, 2010 2:16 p.m.

    Wow. The igglybuff pic. is really creepy...
  • strikerz911 - July 9, 2010 1:12 p.m.

    The igglybuff one is so hilarious! I can't stop laughing!
  • madasivad - May 7, 2010 9:26 p.m.

    None of thee top making the Charmanders "mate" in Pokemon Snap!
  • mdiaz033 - April 24, 2010 6:25 a.m.

    funniest article ever. it. just. is.
  • xSTARMANx - April 23, 2010 1:57 a.m.

    no comment.....
  • D0CCON - April 22, 2010 9:37 p.m.

    The Gamesradar writers couldn't get any action themselves, so they had to show pokemon doing it. OH SNAP!!!
  • Nocturne989 - April 22, 2010 9:30 p.m.

    third- 55 minutes, 1 second later
  • loonyman978 - April 22, 2010 8:25 p.m.

    second - 1 year, 7 months later
  • Trapped_In_Hiskool - September 17, 2008 8:41 p.m.

    First! That screenshot of Igglybuff is just creepy

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