New Prototype 2 video captures a majestic human projectile in gorgeous slow-mo

Fat ladies singing makes everything purdy

TODO alt text

We%26rsquo;re dying to see moreof Prototype 2,so it makes us truly sad pandas that it, nor anything from Activision, was available for ogling on the PAX East 2011 showfloor. This soothingly silly video, featuring Sergeant James Heller hurling a fool soldier for what seems like miles, almost makes up for the lack of attendance%26hellip; but then the ambiguous tag of %26ldquo;Landing in 2012%26rdquo; bringsthat anticipatory sting right back. Boo hoo%26hellip; we want it now, and all that. Still, this is cool:

Oh, andI perked up immediately,sincethe video above reminded me that Jackass 3D just came out on Blu-ray, and I can finally seeone of the world%26rsquo;s funniest %26ldquo;thing flying in slow motion%26rdquo; videosever committed (needlessly) to High Def film. Hey Prototype 2, there's still plenty of time to add dildos, right?

Mar 15, 2011

Oh, andI perked up immediately,sincethe video above reminded me that Jackass 3D just came out on Blu-ray, and I can finally seeone of the world%26rsquo;s funniest %26ldquo;thing flying in slow motion%26rdquo; videosever committed (needlessly) to High Def film. Hey Prototype 2, there's still plenty of time to add dildos, right?

Mar 15, 2011

Oh, andI perked up immediately,sincethe video above reminded me that Jackass 3D just came out on Blu-ray, and I can finally seeone of the world%26rsquo;s funniest %26ldquo;thing flying in slow motion%26rdquo; videosever committed (needlessly) to High Def film. Hey Prototype 2, there's still plenty of time to add dildos, right?

Mar 15, 2011

Oh, andI perked up immediately,sincethe video above reminded me that Jackass 3D just came out on Blu-ray, and I can finally seeone of the world%26rsquo;s funniest %26ldquo;thing flying in slow motion%26rdquo; videosever committed (needlessly) to High Def film. Hey Prototype 2, there's still plenty of time to add dildos, right?

Mar 15, 2011

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

I LIKE TO MAKE THE GAMESRAIDER!!!!!!!1
We recommend