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Motion-sensitive boob jiggling coming to 3DS

According to an investor who overheard a Tecmo-Koei rep talking at E3, the new 3DS Dead or Alive game has motion-sensitive boob wobble. Shake the device and the game's female characters' mammories will jiggle. And in 3D too!

That's one-up over the PS3 version, which was much more flat-chested... at least in terms of its Z-axis. We had lots of childish fun with it, though, especially during the more serious cut-scenes. Remember this?




The geek in us says, boobs aside, that it's actually a rather exciting prospect for the hardware. The thought of being able to shake your 3DS and affect the game world directly in real-time is pretty cool.

Also, if you could discreetly point your dad's eyes in its direction, it might quietly pursuade him that a 3DS for your next birthday present would be a Very Good Idea. As long as he can play it occasionally, of course. As for your mum... not so much.


Above: Note - do not wobble a runaway shinobi. She'll probably get mad

However - we are now a little worried about Metroid: Other M. If Team Ninja decides Samus Aran should have Wii-mote enabled boob jiggle, the combined energy of all the fanboy rage/fapping might just cause an earthquake so strong, it wipes out civilisation as we know it.

28 June, 2010

14 comments

  • 510BrotherPanda - June 29, 2010 7:53 a.m.

    I'm more worried that Samus is still going to have that stupid mole on her face when I get Other M in August. When has she ever had a mole on her chin?!?!?
  • Cyberninja - June 28, 2010 11:18 p.m.

    team ninja needs to read the last part of the article and i hope its a reboot of the actualy doa fighting games because they are surpring good.
  • RebornKusabi - June 28, 2010 10:34 p.m.

    You know, the titty-shaking isn't what I'm over-joyed about... it's the fact that the 3DS can actually pull of some insanely fantastic graphics to the point that I no longer look at "hawt" women in Nintendo game screenshots and instantly see triangles vs. triangles lol
  • theemporer - June 28, 2010 5:33 p.m.

    Boob jiggling IN 3D!
  • 2dboy - June 28, 2010 5:07 p.m.

    Boooooooooooobs. That video put a smile in my face every time I see it.
  • nuno004 - June 28, 2010 4:59 p.m.

    But if you shake the 3DS it would be difficult to see the boob-jiggling fun, and at the same time ruin the flip screen like on the DS.
  • MrDuracraft - June 28, 2010 4:16 p.m.

    Last paragraph was amazing.
  • Metroidhunter32 - June 28, 2010 4:12 p.m.

    If they do put motion jiggle on Other M I will make up half of that earthquake at the least.
  • Matt Cundy - June 28, 2010 4:03 p.m.

    @Pwns4you Wahey!
  • GameManiac - June 28, 2010 3:55 p.m.

    ...
  • Pwns4you - June 28, 2010 3:40 p.m.

    @ Matt Cundy Her breasts!
  • Matt Cundy - June 28, 2010 3:07 p.m.

    Somewhere in between!
  • awesomedudes - June 28, 2010 2:05 p.m.

    genius
  • davidnorman - June 28, 2010 1:59 p.m.

    Fucking pathetic.

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