According to an investor who overheard a Tecmo-Koei rep talking at E3, the new 3DS Dead or Alive game has motion-sensitive boob wobble. Shake the device and the game's female characters' mammories will jiggle. And in 3D too!
That's one-up over the PS3 version, which was much more flat-chested... at least in terms of its Z-axis. We had lots of childish fun with it, though, especially during the more serious cut-scenes. Remember this?
The geek in us says, boobs aside, that it's actually a rather exciting prospect for the hardware. The thought of being able to shake your 3DS and affect the game world directly in real-time is pretty cool.
Also, if you could discreetly point your dad's eyes in its direction, it might quietly pursuade him that a 3DS for your next birthday present would be a Very Good Idea. As long as he can play it occasionally, of course. As for your mum... not so much.
Above: Note - do not wobble a runaway shinobi. She'll probably get mad
However - we are now a little worried about Metroid: Other M. If Team Ninja decides Samus Aran should have Wii-mote enabled boob jiggle, the combined energy of all the fanboy rage/fapping might just cause an earthquake so strong, it wipes out civilisation as we know it.
28 June, 2010
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