Release date: March 4
Hey, remember that JRPG-esque South Park game that was announced, like, three years ago? The one that was originally supposed to come out in March 2013, then was pushed back to April 2013, then was pushed back to December 2013, then was pushed back to March 2014? Assuming it doesn't get hit with any further delays, you'll finally be able to play it within a few months' time! And really, I hope that's the case--because it looks pretty damn fun.
With a story penned by the creators of South Park themselves, The Stick of Truth is sure to be a hilarious adventure if nothing else. Plus, its developer, Obsidian, has a background in crafting (mostly) enjoyable RPGs, so expect the character development and turn-based combat to be just as deep as the butt jokes.