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He's a badass super soldier. He's Earth's greatest hero. He's an unstoppable alien annihilating machine.
And he's apparently as weak and delicate as a paraplegic kitten. For proof, look no further than our cringe worthy collection of Master Chief death scenes. This guy's neck snaps as easily as a rubber band, his limbs are limper than overcooked spaghetti and his armor-protected flesh seems to hold about the same consistency as pudding.
Best of all, we collected this gleefully gruesome gallery in only a few hours, by playing only a few matches. So if you find anything better (worse?) in your saved films, email us the image at firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll post the best stuff later this month, awarding prizes to those who make us wince or laugh the most.