HaloRadar: Faces of Death

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He's a badass super soldier. He's Earth's greatest hero. He's an unstoppable alien annihilating machine.

And he's apparently as weak and delicate as a paraplegic kitten. For proof, look no further than our cringe worthy collection of Master Chief death scenes. This guy's neck snaps as easily as a rubber band, his limbs are limper than overcooked spaghetti and his armor-protected flesh seems to hold about the same consistency as pudding.

Best of all, we collected this gleefully gruesome gallery in only a few hours, by playing only a few matches. So if you find anything better (worse?) in your saved films, email us the image at We'll post the best stuff later this month, awarding prizes to those who make us wince or laugh the most.


  • GameManiac - October 6, 2009 1 a.m.

    What kind of fucked up programming made these?! ... I'm-a keepin the pic with red MC leaning back as a new wallpaper. I shall call it, "The Leaning Tower of Chief-za" (Hahahahahaha!)
  • po0pdawg - November 18, 2008 2:44 a.m.

    dude this is wierd
  • Wolf007 - December 13, 2008 7:25 p.m.

    Poor sob never had a chance. SOB!
  • SHAD0WNINJA - September 18, 2009 11:52 p.m.

    LOL, these are so win

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