Dec 20, 2007
Another year, another collection of meaningless awards for games you already knew were good. So, instead of desperately waiting for other people to re-affirm opinions you already had, why not read a whole choking list of awards that celebrate 2007 in a slightly different way?
Last year's Potentially Annual Platinum Chalice awards were met with such deafening acclaim (you saw the parade, right?) that we simply had to follow through and make them a grand, yearly tradition like Secretary's Day.
But, if you're still hoping to read 50 entries across every platform and genre in creation while dozens of people debate video games like they're high-concept artistic statements, have at it - we'll still be here when you're done reading it... in the year 9000.