• MolokoVeck - January 21, 2013 10:59 a.m.

    "Getting from Sector 6 to Sector 8 just got a whole lot harder." -and- "Watch for falling plates."
  • Lucario995 - January 20, 2013 9:14 a.m.

    "Welcome to Midgar! The most wonderfully cheery place ever! *fine print* Cheery=Evil. "
  • aequitas13 - January 20, 2013 6:46 a.m.

    "All your souls are belong to us"
  • rballa2 - January 19, 2013 11:21 p.m.

    imagination at work
  • azn_t-dawg - January 19, 2013 4:26 p.m.

    Midgar: Making brighter futures by keeping it residents in the dark at all times
  • EvanKnipp - January 19, 2013 1:29 p.m.

    Midgar: Where "Uh oh, better get Mako" gets taken entirely too far.
  • revrock - January 19, 2013 11:12 a.m.

    Wait, wait... you want the lion to do WHAT???
  • GrumpyArab - January 19, 2013 8:36 a.m.

    Shin-Ra: Where you need a helicopter made of chocolate to make me go all the up.
  • GrumpyArab - January 19, 2013 8:37 a.m.

    way up*
  • barrage7667 - January 19, 2013 8:09 a.m.

    You are guaranteed to enjoy your stay, just dont look up
  • zeno_zabatsu - January 19, 2013 8:07 a.m.

    Midgar using the souls of your dead family to make sure you don't have to eat in the dark.
  • DragonDeity - January 19, 2013 6:24 a.m.

    1. Shin-Ra, the reason there is no such thing as free energy. 2. Are you feeling down? Stuck in a rut and just don't know what to do? Then stop by Shin-Ra and put that apathy to good use. We'll give you excellent training on how to do everything you could ever want, except for defend yourself in a fight, who needs that. You'll get to work in our top research facilities without any safety protocols whatsoever, but again who would try and do that. So come on down to Shin-Ra and let us give you the power you desire. 3. I don't think this is what they meant when they said they needed more light. 4. Playing Monopoly will never be the same 5. Because "Home of the Company that wants to destroy the world" just wasn't as catchy
  • Dinosharkbot - January 19, 2013 2:51 a.m.

    I heard that the entire plot of FF7 is happening in the mind of cloud as he lays unconscious in a hospital bed after years of hairspray inhalation
  • bookshelf223 - January 19, 2013 12:57 a.m.

    Shin-Ra: It would take an avalanche to stop us.
  • Iwasmartymcfly - January 19, 2013 12:06 a.m.

    We're gonna turn on the powerIt's coming down the lines, strong as it can beThrough the courtesy of the Electric CompanyThe Electric CompanyThe Electric Company
  • RadgarLaser2 - January 18, 2013 11:58 p.m.

    The Technological Pizza, home of the original Hunger Games.
  • RadgarLaser2 - January 18, 2013 11:37 p.m.

    Why didn't we get Meteor Insurance?
  • RadgarLaser2 - January 18, 2013 10:31 p.m.

    Who controls the Sequel crown? Who keeps letting the Fanboys down? We do! We do! Who leaves The Promised Land off the maps? Who keeps the Jenova Project under wraps? We do! We do! Who makes Rufus Shinra a star? Who forces you to New Game+, 7 times so far? We do! We do! Who cast Blind so you lose sight? Who makes Cloud want to give up the fight? We do! We doooooooo!
  • RadgarLaser2 - January 18, 2013 10:29 p.m.

    Warning. Phoenix Downs Don't Work If Impaled By Swords.
  • RadgarLaser2 - January 18, 2013 10:29 p.m.

    Fire costs 4 MP to use. Light bulbs cost 1 Gil to run. You do the math.

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