We’ve seen some stupidly cute zombies in the past (mainly killing the hell out of plants on our Apple-endorsed phones). But Valve’s Left 4 Dead 2 cuddly toys really take the undead cake.
Available onValve’s store, you can either buy a Hunter, complete with adorable blood-splattered hoodie…
Or a hilariously proportioned Tank…
Quite frankly, if it were between these and Buzz Lightyear, we’d go awesomely cute Infected (which also make groaning sounds thanks to the modern miracle of batteries) every single time. Sadly though, if you’re looking to buy one for Christmas, you’ll be disappointed to hear the little blighters don’t go on sale until December 27th.
Still, you can take the edge off said Xmas-buying blues by picking up a plush Boomer, which has been on sale on Valve’s site for months. It’s the perfect (slightly hideous) answer for all your festive gift-purchasing woes.
Above: Those pus-filled boils are just begging for a hefty hug
Dec 20, 2010