______________________________________________________________________________ ======================================||====================================== == Topic: OMP Net TV Guide ==||== FAQ Version: 1.017 == = Platform: Nintendo Wii ===||=== Created: 2008.May.23 = = Title: Opoona ===||=== Last Updated: 2008.Jun.12 = == Developer: ArtePiazza ==||== == ======================================||====================================== ______________________________________||______________________________________ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ /\__\ /\ \ /::\ \ /::\ \ /::\ \ /::\ \ /:| _|_ /::\ \ /:/\:\__\ /::\:\__\ /:/\:\__\ /:/\:\__\ /::|/\__\ /::\:\__\ \:\/:/ / \/\::/ / \:\/:/ / \:\/:/ / \/|::/ / \/\::/ / \::/ / \/__/ \::/ / \::/ / |:/ / /:/ / \/__/ \/__/ \/__/ \/__/ \/__/ ____ _ _ ___ _ _ ____ ___ ___ _ _ ____ _ _ _ ___ ____ | | |\/| |__] |\ | |___ | | | | | __ | | | | \ |___ |__| | | | | \| |___ | | \/ |__] |__| | |__/ |___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ NOTICE: !\Urgent report from Landroll Admin Center! > This guide contains spoilers without further warning. < This FAQ is complete, but if you have anything you'd like to add to this FAQ, send an email to: zero42g [at] delstar (dot) org. Thanks and Credit will be given. Be sure to make the subject something like: 'Opoona TV Guide'. The current version of this FAQ, maps, sound files, screen captures, reviews, tips, and many more Opoona FAQ's and lists can be found at: http://www.delstar.org/opoona/ :NOTICE ______________________________________________________________________________ Opoona: I forgot what happened in the last episode because it's been days since I watched it?! Copoona: I want to see the rest of the 20-part epic: 'The Aliens of GyaGya', but I can't remember where the broadcast zone is?! Poleena: I keep failing the tests... What was it that I needed to know from those shows? Kid with: I don't want to advance so many days, wet and spend so much time on this - just give me pants the goods so I can know what happens! GL: We could use a Net TV Guide in Paradiso... ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== ============================================================================== search this document for the Channel Code I = Inside | EP = Number of Episodes O = Outside Channel | | Code Genre EP Show Title Viewing Location | | | | | | [STCDR] Drama 10 Stray Cat's Dream --------------- I Tokione [AGYGY] Drama 20 The Aliens of GyaGya ------------ O Tokione [HISCI] Drama 20 Hitech, the Scientific Girl ----- I Lifeborn [YFLIP] Variety 10 Yearning for Life in Paradise --- I Lifeborn I Artiela I Intelligent Sea [TRROC] Drama 10 The Travails of Robotic Cat ----- O Lifeborn [PCMAN] Drama 10 Peace-man ----------------------- I Artiela I Intelligent Sea [DNCTV] News 6 Dance TV ------------------------ I Artiela I Intelligent Sea [LFMRA] Variety 10 The Life of Mr. A --------------- I Artiela I Intelligent Sea [WTFIA] News 10 What is Art? -------------------- I Artiela I Paradiso O Paradiso [SWHTC] Drama 10 A Sage's White Cat -------------- Tokione (Skyroad) [BSBBR] Sports 7 Baseball Broadcast -------------- Tokione (Skyroad) I Artiela (Lottery) [TNSBR] Sports 5 Tennis Broadcast ---------------- I Artiela (Lottery) O Paradiso [SCRBR] Sports 1 Soccer Broadcast ---------------- I Artiela (Lottery) Tokione (Skyroad) [MTHBR] Sports 7 Marathon Broadcast ---------------O Lifeborn(Courtyard) ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== Basic Information This is a complete collection of the text from the TV Shows you'll see/read throughout the game, show locations, and any special notes about them. TV shows can only be seen in certain areas, and new episodes appear each day. Don't worry, you won't miss any. The next new episode of each show will stay in your Net TV list until you get around to watching it. Once you have seen an episode and one day passes (caused by Opoona going to sleep - whether voluntarily or occasionally forced by the storyline development), the previous episode will be *replaced* by the newer one. ...For anyone who doesn't happen to know, 'Fin' means 'End'. It has nothing to do with a fish, or any sort of aquatic animal. OMP stands for Official Multi Passport. It's a device made by Shine Co. When watching TV outside, it's handy to advance days with the Pocket Tent rather than going back and forth between your bed and the wildlands. In some shows, like 'Stray Cat's Dream' and 'Hitech, the Scientific Girl', there are lines that do not display the identification of the speaker. It's assumably an 'announcer' voice-over that's being said by the main character or host of the show. These lines have been left as they were shown, without credit. I've kept to the presented format as strictly as possible. Getting the OMP Net TV Card Working You won't be able to watch Net TV on the OMP at the very beginning of the game, but hang in there for a short while and the server will be up and running again in no time! Maybe go fight some bad guys outside, take a nap, or try talking to people. They're Showing Reruns, Again! After you see a final episode, each show will go into reruns except when the 'Peace-man' show ends, 'The Life of Mr. A' will start playing in it's place. When 'Mr. A' finishes, 'Peace-man' shows again. The reruns are different in that they will not have 'New' written beside them, and if you sleep without seeing an episode that day, the episodes will still change. Say you're at day 50 and Episode 1 of whatever is on. On day 53, even if you've not watched TV, Episode 3 of that rerunning show will be on. The only exception to this is that the 'Mr. A' show never repeats Episode 1. Credits Thanks to Jinto Lin for finding the Marathon show and letting me know. This FAQ was written handily by: ZRO - Original Author : zero42g (a t) delstar [d o t] org Version History 1.017 - Added show: Marathon Broadcast 1.016 - First release Legal Stuff This FAQ was made for gamefaqs.com and faqs.ign.com, but can be used in any way by anyone within the limitations of the law wherever you are at. I have nothing to do with the game except that I play it. -ZRO ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == Stray Cat's Dream ===================== Drama ================== [STCDR] == ============================================================================== Overview The everyday life of a stray cat living in the residential dome. An Educational drama for children. Locations Tokione (inside) Notes After watching all ten episodes, go to sleep, then talk with Mira in Tokione Starhouse 2F Girl's Dorm. She will ask if you watched the show. Choose 'Yes'. She will tell you that she cried at the last episode, and that the show is used to teach children. She will ask you if you want to go with her to teach the children. Choose 'Yes'. Your friendship level will increase by one point, and she'll ask you to meet here in the Theater then she walks out. Exit the dorm, go up the hall, cross the Center Hall and go through the space in the yellow walls. Enter the door with the blue film sign (not the one in the corner) and you'll be in 'Theater 2'. The kid that wet himself is in here. If you talk to him first, he'll tell you about his Hotel Owner asperations. Talk to Mira and she'll have to leave, asking you to teach the kid. Talk to him and he'll give you his materials: Star House General Education Assignment Stray Cat Dream Problem 1 Which of the following is most relevant to the theme of Stray Cat Dream? > Everyone is needed by someone! I shall protect this house! We don't need anyone worthless. I want a robot cat! Problem 2 Which is the reason the hero of the Stray Cat Dream left on a journey? > To find my place To research the great wilderness To gather matia To erase the source of all trials That's it. Just keep pressing the same button. Mira will congratulate and thank you, then your friendship will increase by one point. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 The people born on Landroll are all told one thing from the time they are little. Nobody is without worth. That everybody is born with a special talent that they can use. And just as it sounds, everybody has their role, or job, that they work their hardest to fulfill. I'm so jealous of them... I'm just a mere stray cat with no place to go... But even I must have some special talent that I was born to do! And that's why I decided to set off on a journey to discover myself. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 When I set off on my journey, the first person I met was a young girl. Meow. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Young Girl: Umm... You're a real cat... I want a robot cat. They're so much easier to take care of. They don't even require you to feed them. Me: Well, I don't need food either Grrrrrr... (That's my stomach growling.) Me: ....................... Young Girl: Looks like you do need food after all. And so the young girl left me there, without looking back so much as a glance. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 The second person I met was a professional fisherman. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. And so I came to help the man. Today, much like other days, the man caught piles and piles of fish! Me: Wow! Look at all that fish! I've never seen so many in one place before! Meow! Fisher: ....................... Me: ....................??? Fisher: I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave. I can't afford to have you eating all of my fish. Me: What?! But... But I was so happy... And so the fisherman picked up his fish and left me there. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 The next person I met was a nice old lady. Meow. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Grams: Yes, I suppose I do. Okay, come with me. You can sit and talk to me to pass the time. I loved living in Grams' house. It was so fun. I mean, there was a bed, and a dresser and a bookshelf all neatly lined up in a row... I was free to climb, run and jump all over the place. It was the best. But one day, Grams came home and saw me playing around. Her eyes rolled back and she just fell over... Friendly Sage: You're quite the feisty little cat. I'm afraid she's going to have to be in the hospital for a while. ....................... And so I had to leave Grams' house that I loved so dearly... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 After that. I met a very tough-looking Landroll Ranger. Meow. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Youth: Umm... I'm not sure what use I'd have for you, but are you interested in going after some rogues? Me: Going after rogues... ....................... My head was filled with scary thoughts. Me: I'm sorry, but I don't think I am cut out for that kind of work. And so I bid farewell to the young man and set off in search of a new home yet again. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 Next, I met an average woman. Meow. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Housewife: Be of some help to me? What can a cat do for me besides sit around all day and play? Me: I'm looking for what it is I was meant to do. I'll try anything! Please, just give me a chance! And so I went to live with the woman and did various chores around the house. I love cleaning and doing chores! I mean, chasing after dust balls... Rolling around in places that are dirty, getting them all nice and clean... I still don't understand what went wrong. One day, the woman just threw me out. Housewife: I don't know whether you're getting things cleaner or just making them worse! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 Next, I met a young man who was a dancer. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Swinger: Why, yes... I think there is something you can help me with. So that day, the young man and I danced on the street corner. Even though I had to dress up in this weird costume, I danced my heart out. When the people gathered around saw me, they burst out laughing. I was having a great time. I felt that I had finally found my place. But that night, the young man sat me down for a talk. Swinger: When you're beside me, nobody even bothers to watch me dance... And so I set off with a heavy heart and a tear in my eye as I said farewell. Things weren't going very well at all... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 Next, I met a man who was dressed in a nice looking uniform. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Worker: Perhaps you can... I work in the travel industry... Me: Travel?! All kinds of wild thoughts were crossing my mind. Traveling means going to faraway places in Skypods! What a perfect job for me! But what the man wanted me to do was to simply watch his place while he was away on his trips. He would leave for work and not come back for days at a time... I was constantly alone. Never before had I known such loneliness. Unable to put up with the isolation, I had to leave the man's house... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 If I was a person, then I'm sure they'd find the perfect job for me... So I decided to ask the stars in the night sky for their help. Me: Please! Will you show me what it is I'm supposed to do?! Tell me where I should go! And then, I heard a voice come from the sky. If you find that you must force yourself to remain somewhere, then that is not where you truly belong. If you be yourself, then your job and the place where you belong will naturally reveal themselves to you. Me: Umm... I really had no idea what they were talking about, but I think they're saying I should live my life as I see fit? And so I have upon my quest to find the place where I thought I belonged. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 - Final Episode From then on, I lived my life free and easy. It wasn't until later that I heard that I was living like every other citizen out there. Even though I live so freely, the job that I had sought also presented itself. I am actually useful to people... And when everybody finishes the job they have to do, they can all live out the rest of their lives in Paradiso. All this time I had been worrying about this, and the answer was staring me right in the whiskers. Currently, I'm living behind a hotel. When I feel like it, I lay with some of the guests, or I go and take a nap in the garden. Simply go wherever the day takes me. Even better, the staff at the hotel have taken a liking to me and I get 3 square meals a day! Everybody that pets me always has this happy look on their faces. Just looking at them makes me happy too. We make each other happy just by being together. Surely, this is the place where I was meant to be! The End. ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == The Aliens of GyaGya ================== Drama ================== [AGYGY] == ============================================================================== Overview All the plotted desires of an alien that has come to this star. Adult Suspense drama. Locations Tokione (outside) Notes The longest running show to hit the Tokione airwaves! _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 Gaos: Gwahaha! It's just like they say! The manu are complete morons! Buggy: But, Master Gaos... Things didn't turn out like they were supposed to. Gaos: I suppose you're right. Those stinking Cosmo Guards! They're always getting in our way! How can they always know when we're up to no good? Is it their noses or something? Buggy: Sniff... Sniff... That's funny... I don't smell anything. Gaos: ....................... Buggy, with a nose like yours, it's a wonder you can smell anything. Besides, I've been farting for the past 10 minutes, and you haven't smelled a thing! Buggy: Huh? Gaos: But forget about that for now. Isn't there a planet nearby here? We can't go back to GyaGya empty-handed. Buggy: Huh? Gaos: Are you even listening to me, Buggy? We've got to hurry and find out next target! Buggy: Huh? Gaos: What's wrong? Are you angry? Or are you just ignoring me? Buggy: Huh? Gaos: Okay, I'm sorry! Come on, snap out of it! Buggy: Huh? Gaos: Buggy! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 Gaos: By the way... Have we decided on our next target? I don't have to remind you that we're big time bad guys, real GyaGya Aliens. We don't take jobs that are beneath us! Buggy: Of course we don't. Based on our current location, I think the planet Landroll looks like a good target. It's teeming with rogues, but it is a planet rich in matia. Gaos: Rich in matia?! That means a big payday for us. The Queen is sure to take us back! However, I'm worried about the rogues... They could be troublesome. Buggy: It'll be fine. The Rangers on Landroll keep the rogues in check. Gaos: Hmm... I suppose so... So they call them the Landroll Rangers, right? Buggy: Yes. And amongst them are sages that use the force to handle the dark energy. If it's dangerous outside, then we can stay inside the dome as we collect the matia. Gaos: Okay! Set a course for Planet Landroll! Buggy: Umm... We're already heading for Landroll. Scratch that. We're almost there. Hurry up and take your seat! Gaos: Not bad, Buggy. Not bad at all. Buggy: Well, we have been working together for awhile. But enough with the farting, okay? Gaos: Sure thing... (I knew he was angry with me...) Buggy: We've entered the planet's atmosphere! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 Gaos: So this is the Landroll International Pod Station. Very high tech. Buggy: Master Gaos. That machine appears to be checking people's IDs. Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Investigator: It seems that your personal data has been tampered with. Would you come with me please? Suspicious man: Rats! How could you have possibly known?! Sage: We can see through the hearts of evil intent. Please, come with us. Gaos: Hey, Buggy... We'll be okay, right? Buggy: Of course. My fake IDs are as good as they come. Gaos: Okay, let's go! Investigator: So, you are Mr. Horst and Mr. Wurst from the planet Nikoniko? Buggy: That is correct. Investigator: Okay, your IDs check out. You may pass. Gaos: Wow, Buggy! You're amazing! Buggy: Yeah, that's what they tell me. Gaos: I thought this place was supposed to have tight security. What a joke! Buggy: Well, even though the sages are strong with the holy force, they're a peaceful people who wish to avoid conflict. I think we can relax now. Gaos: Okay, let's go find us some matia! Buggy: Indeed. They are refining matia in the dome next to here. What do you say we sign up for a little tour? Sage: Umm... Excuse me. Gaos: ?! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 Sage: I am sorry to trouble you with this so soon after your arrival. But would you mind sparing a few moments of your time? Gaos: What could this be all about? Buggy: I don't know, but it doesn't look like they're on to us, I think it's best if we play along for the time being. Gaos: Yeah, you're right. Buggy: Sure, we have a little time. Sage: Excellent! In that case, please follow me. Please wait in this room. We will be with you shortly. I will be right back. Please help yourself to that candy there. Now, if you'll excuse me... Whoosh. Gaos: Where did he go? Umm... What's this? Buggy: This candy is quite dandy. Gaos: This is no time to be joking around. Buggy: You're right. Huh? Gaos: What's wrong?! Buggy: That door... It's locked! We're trapped in here! Gaos: What is the meaning of this?! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 Gaos: Buggy! Are you sure about those IDs you made?! I mean, we're like locked in here or something! Buggy: Hey! Weren't you the one just praising my skills a little bit ago?! Besides, my IDs are perfect! There's no way they can suspect them! Gaos: Shut up already! What did I ever do to deserve such an incompetent partner?! Buggy: Don't cry! I will get us out of here! Look! That vent over there! We can get out through it! Gaos: Are you sure? Buggy: Of course I'm sure! Give me a hand will ya? Gaos: Okay! Buggy: Now, do you want to lift me up, or do you want to lift me up? Gaos: I want to lift you up! Buggy: Fine, you can lift me up. I'll remove the cover from the vent. Gaos: Okay! Umph! Buggy: Master Gaos, it's working! I'm almost done, so hang in there, okay? Gaos: Ughh... Buggy... I Have a feeling you tricked me into this... Buggy: Nah, you must be imagining things! Okay, the cover's loose. Let's get out of here! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 Security Room Sage A: Uh ohhhhh... Sage B: What's wrong? Sage A: Those two from Planet Nikoniko we left in that room... Sage B: What room? Oh, the interrogation room? Sage A: Yeah. Those two were acting suspiciously, so I took them to the room, but... It appears that they have escaped through the ventilation shaft. Sage B: Is that so... I had a feeling they were up to no good. I knew they weren't from Nikoniko. Sage A: But, that ventilation shaft leads to...! Sage B: What can we do? They're the ones that decided to escape. You know as well as I do we can't let them into the dome. Sage A: But you saw them. I can't think of anyway they could possibly make trouble. And to just throw them out into the wildlands like that! Sage B: Like I told you, they chose it, not me. If they just would've waited there, our suspicions would've faded, but they had to make a run for it. They were definitely planning something nefarious on our peaceful little planet. I knew we were right to arrest them. Sage A: ....................... Sage B: We should be happy that we're protecting the safety of the people in the dome. After all, that's our job, isn't it? Sage A: Yes... Sage B: Okay then, back to work! Surely there are other people out there that are in need of our assistance! Sage A: Yes, sir! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 Tokione - Inside the Ventilation Shaft - Gaos: It's dark in here... Buggy: Master Gaos, don't leave me all alone. Gaos: Stop worrying so much, will ya? Buggy: Ya know, there's something funny about this place. Gaos: What do you mean? Buggy: Well, for a ventilation shaft, this thing only seems to be going in one direction... Gaos: Really? But what can we do? It's not like we can turn around and go back now. Buggy: No, I suppose not, but... Ahhh! Gaos: What's the matt... Ahhh! Buggy: Master Gaos! Gaos: Gyagya! Buggy: I was going to warn you that floor moves, but it looks like I was a bit late. Gaos: Buggy! How can you be so calm at a time like this?! Look how fast we're going! Buggy: Well, there's nothing we can do about it now. Gaos: Are you sure? Buggy: Yup. Judging from the material and construction of this duct, it won't do us much good to struggle. Gaos: Are you really, really sure? Buggy: Yes. Gaos: Gyagyagya! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 Buggy: This sure is long. Based on our speed and the time elapsed, I'd estimate that we are no longer inside Tokione. Gaos: I'll ask again? How can you be so calm about all this?! And... And... Just why is there a moving floor inside this duct?! Buggy: Oh, don't you know? Air can take the form of a solid and this becomes the only way to move it... Gaos: What?! I've never heard of such a thing! Buggy: Well, neither have I. It just sounded nice. Gaos: What? Buggy: All jokes aside... I think this might've been a test. Gaos: A test?! Buggy: By shutting people in the room, those that try to escape must be hiding something and therefore be bad... And people that stay in the room must have nothing to hide and therefore be good. It seems like the type of psychological test the sages on this planet would try. Gaos: You're the one that told us we had to escape! What's going to happen to us now? Buggy: I think it will probably spit us out somewhere where we won't bother the inhabitants of this planet. Gaos: Spit us out?! You mean the baddest of the bad on Planet GyaGya is going to be thrown out like common trash?! Buggy: It looks that way. That seems to be the exit up ahead. Gaos: Gyagya! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 Gaos: Gyagya! Boom! Bang! Shhhhhhh... Gaos: That sure is a long fall... I thought the sages would be nicer than that... Buggy: Well, I guess we're considered criminals, so I suppose it can't be helped. Gaos: Forget about that! We need to find a way out of here! Buggy: If we press the blue button on the right side of the bracelet on our right wrists, it will open an emergency parachute. Gaos: This one? Buggy: That would be left! Gaos: This one? Buggy: I told you, that's my... Click. Gaos: Gya! Help me! Buggy: That's the left button... I suppose he can't hear me. Blast! Buggy: Looks like he used the emergency jetpack instead... Buggy: Why me? Now I guess I should go and find Master Gaos. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 Gaos: It looks like I've been separated from Buggy yet again... I wonder how long it'll take him to find me... Gasagasagasa! Gaos: ?! Buggy: Master Gaos! You're all right! You sure are lucky! Gaos: Hey, Buggy! That was quick. Buggy: Yeah, that's what, like the 64th time we've been separated like this? You're an easy one to find. I've perfected the art of how to look for you. Gaos: Is that so... I suppose I should take that as a compliment. Buggy: There'll be plenty of time to thank me later. For now, let's just get out of here! Gaos: Why would we want to do that?! Buggy: This place is full of rogues. We have to get out of here and fast. Gaos: But the matia mine should be right around here somewhere. Buggy: Well, that mountain way over there looks like a matia mine, but... While you've been spacing out, I've already gone and defeated 34 rogues! Gaos: And there's not a scratch on you! Buggy: Well, you know... Gaos: So, as long as you're here, we have nothing to worry about! Buggy: But, we don't even have any food. How can we make it all the way to the mine? Gaos: Stop your whining! That kind of stuff will work itself out. Now, let's go! Buggy: Fine... Why do I always let him drag me into these things... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 11 Gaos: Hey, Buggy. How much longer until we get to the mine? Buggy: We've only been walking for 15 minutes, Master Gaos. Gaos: Well I'm tired! It's hot. And it's difficult to walk here. Just what the heck is this place?! Buggy: I told you that this was a wilderness unfit for habitation, did I not? Even greedy people like us know not to come out here. It's a desolate wasteland. What did you expect to be here? Other than the rogues, that is. Although, thanks to your luck, we haven't seen any rogues for quite some time. Gaos: Ugh! Gyagya! Enough already! Buggy: I don't think I've ever heard anybody use gyagya other than you. Gaos: And what's wrong with that?! It's like my catchphrase. Forget it! I'm just going to wait here. You go and get us the matia! Buggy: I can't do that! Gaos: I've never seen you fight, but you look like you're pretty strong. I have complete confidence in you Buggy! Buggy: Master Gaos... You don't really care if I live or die, do you... Gaos: Now did I say that? Buggy: Fine. I'll do it. If something should happen to me, I hope you can make it back to GyaGya by yourself! Gaos: Hey, wait a minute! Drat! He's already gone... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 12 Gaos: How could Buggy just go and leave me all alone like this... I suppose I was a tiny bit... No, a little bit... Okay, pretty rude to him... But that still doesn't give him the right to abandon his superior officer out here! Who cares if I'm spoiled or tend to act like a little brat? I know as well as anybody that I don't have any patience... That's just the way I was born. And if he don't like it, then tough! Shoot, even those farts were just me playing around... ....................... ....................... I wonder if Buggy's okay... It's just like he said. It reeks of rogues around here. And if I'm not mistaken, it sounds like there is some screaming off in the distance... If something were to happen to Buggy here, then I don't know what I'd do... ....................... Oh well! Perhaps I should just go back to GyaGya and look for a capable replacement who'll actually be nice to me. One who won't always be making fun of me like Buggy does... He's always so loud and obnoxious... And he can't take a joke... But whenever we get separated, he's always able to find me in a hurry... Hmm... Maybe it's true that you don't know what you've got until it's gone... Maybe he's not dead yet... Ugh! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 13 Gaos: I refuse to forgive you! Buggy! Do you know how worried I was about you?! Once I find you, you're going to regret it! Buggy! - Meanwhile - Blam! Blam! Rogue: Gyaaaa! Buggy: Why do I even bother putting up with Master Gaos all the time? Blam! Blam! Rogue: Gyeeee! Buggy: Well, it's not like this is the first time. Blam! Rogue: Gyoeee! Buggy: However, despite this being a wasteland, there seems to be far too many rogues. I'm getting tired. I can't keep fighting them off like this. I need to change battery packs on my energy gun soon. Rogue: Kyyaaaa! Buggy: Ugh! This doesn't look good! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 14 Rogue: Kyyaaaa! Buggy: Ugh! Blam! Blam! Rogue: Gya! Sssss! Buggy: My battery's dead! Rogue: Kyyaaaa! Crunch! Crunch! Buggy: Arrghh! Rogue: Kyyaaaa! Buggy: I don't think I can fight these guys off empty-handed... ....................... Is this the end... Farewell, Master Gaos. I hope you can somehow find your way back to Planet GyaGya... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 15 Gaos: Just were could Buggy be? Even with my super eyesight, I can't see him anywhere... And with my super keen sense of smell, I can't smell him anywhere either... What should I do... This is the first time I've ever had to look for him, so I'm not sure what to do. ....................... I'm starving... Plop! Plop! Plop! Oh! Those nuts look absolutely delicious! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! These are great! Buggy always did say that I have the best luck... Well, I may be lucky, but I still haven't managed to finish what I came here to do... It's strange... Chomp... Chomp... ....................... What am I doing? I don't have time to sit around here eating like this! I have to keep looking for Buggy... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 16 Gaos: Maybe there's some kind of function to search for Buggy on this bracelet. Click. The current weather conditions are: sunny. Click. The current time is: 3:40 p.m. Click. Your fortune for today is: sketchy at best. Click. Your current weight is: 56kg. Your current height is: 145cm. Gaos: Argh! This thing is completely worthless! Buggy never seemed to have a problem with it. How did he do it? Click. The current temperature is: 32 degrees. Gaos: Ugh! Rogue: Gyaasu! Gaos: .......................?! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 17 Rogue: Gyaasu! Gaos: So that must be a rogue! Lucky for me, it's pretty far away... I think I'll sit here and watch it for a while. .......................?! Could it be? Is that matia that it's holding?! Perhaps there is matia somewhere nearby here? Okay, I think I'll go and ask it! I don't know what Buggy's worried about. We're all bad guys. I'm sure we can get along just fine. Tap. Tap. Tap. Gaos: Gyagya! Nice to meet you! I'm Gaos from the Planet GyaGya. I'm new around here and was hoping that you could help me. I see you have some matia there. And guess what? You're a bad guy! And so am I! See, we have a lot in common! I really want to know where you got that shiny thing you're holding there! Rogue: ....................... Gaos: You're a cool customer, aren't you! Just like me! See, we're like long lost brothers! Rogue: ....................... Gaos: Hey, you! I'm talking to you, ya know! Rogue: Kishaaaaa! Gaos: Yikes! Could it be that rogues don't understand what I'm saying? I wonder what language they speak... Rogue: Kishaaaaa! Gaos: Uh... Um... In situations like this... Click. Gaos: It's time to use the emergency jet pack and scram! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 18 Crunch! Crunch! Buggy: It looks like I'm bleeding... Crunch! Crunch! Buggy: That's funny... I don't feel the pain anymore... Crunch! Crunch! Buggy: I wonder just how much longer these rogues plan on toying with me... Crunch! Crunch! Buggy: I should probably leave some kind of sign in case Master Gaos finds me... Perhaps a statue of some kind... Gaos: Gyaha! Rogue: Gyargh! Gaos: Ouch! Wait, that rogue just sat on and crushed that other rogue. So is that a worse rogue? Buggy: Master... Gaos? Gaos: .......................?! That voice... Buggy, is that you?! Buggy! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 19 Buggy: Master Gaos... How did you make it this far? All by yourself? Gaos: Don't try to speak, Buggy! You're hurt! The blood won't stop! What should I do?! Buggy: Master Gaos... Calm down... It's... too late for me... But before I go... I want you to... Gaos: What is it? Beep. Beep. Beep. Gaos: What are you doing with my bracelet? Buggy: Sending... a transmission to GyaGya... I want you to make it home... Beep... Beep... Gaos: Buggy! Never mind that! This is all my fault! So you can't leave me! You just can't! I'm sorry, Buggy! Don't die on me! Do you hear me?! You can't die on me now! Beep... Beep... Gaos: Buggy! Buggy: This transmission code sure is long, isn't it... Forgive me... My eyes... Gaos: Somebody! Somebody, help me! Help Buggy! I don't care what happens to me! Somebody help Buggy! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 20 - Final Episode Gaos: Whew... I sure am tired. Buggy: Master Gaos, you've only been working for 15 minutes. Gaos: I'm getting old. Working out here in the fields is hard on my back... Buggy: There you go again... If you have enough energy for such theatrics, then you have enough to work. Gaos: Hmph! I knew I should've left you back there. Buggy: Maybe so. Then at least I'd be enjoying myself compared to now. Gaos: What's the matter with you, huh?! Buggy: Quit your sulking, will you? I'll always be by your side so you never have to be lonely again. Gaos: Um... Buggy: Putting that aside, you really helped me back there. I had no idea the sages were watching the bad leave us. And they healed my wounds almost instantaneously. Gaos: That reminds me... How come you got your wounds healed? You didn't even have any matia! Buggy: yes I did. Gaos: You what?! Buggy: Well, it's from another planet, but... Of course, it's all gone now to pay for my treatment. Gaos: Gyagyagya! Have you been holding out on me all this time?! Buggy: That's neither here nor there... But don't you enjoy actually working for a living? What do you say we stay on this planet for a while? Gaos: Hmm... Maybe you're right. Look! I just found 10MT here in the ground! Buggy: That's my Master Gaos! The End. ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == Yearning for Life in Paradise ========= Variety ================ [YFLIP] == ============================================================================== Overview A 10 part series describing the allure of that wonder garden of luxury, Paradiso. Locations Lifeborn (inside) Artiela (inside) Intelligent Sea (inside) Notes The Holy Wilds tour guide (Liz) will recommend that you watch a show called 'Enviable Paradiso Living', which is this show. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 This is a previously recorded program. ***: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Rita: The life you earn after retiring is the greatest present you will ever receive! Paradiso is a paradise in the truest sense of the word. Everybody there is happy. But what does it mean to live there? Join me as I explore this wonderful oasis and separate fact from fiction. First, please take a look at this picture here. This is an extremely valuable painting from GL, who has actually been inside Paradiso himself. As you can see, GL isn't much of an artist, so it's a bit hard to understand this piece, but... I can assure you that the real Paradiso is tens of thousands of times more beautiful than this. Now, everybody... Please try to imagine the beauty of Paradiso as you spend your latter years surrounded in its beauty! ....................... Maybe it's asking too much to try and get you to use this picture as inspiration. Oh, would you look at the time... I'm afraid that's all we have time for today. Until then, see you next time! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Last time, we gave you a taste of what life in Paradiso is like. By the way, did you know...? That according to the latest reports, it does not cost a thing to live in Paradiso. Which means that your house, your food, everything... They're all free! So in this idealistic setting, you can enjoy living life in the slow lane for a change... Hey you sitting over there! I know exactly what you're going to say! How can you be happy with just that? I bet a lot of you are thinking the same thing. Well, happiness can mean different things to different people. So how is it that everybody living in Paradiso can be happy? Join us next time when I welcome a special guest here and ask that very question. Until then, see you next time! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. As I mentioned last time, today we are lucky to have a special guest in the studio today. Even though he has permission to live in Paradiso, he continues to work in the domes as well. Please welcome my special guest, GL! GL: Hello. I'm Gol... Excuse me, GL. It's a pleasure to be here. Rita: We have made it difficult to see in order to protect GL's identity. Thank you for your understanding. Okay, on with the show.. Why is it, GL, that you continue to work even though you are perfectly capable of living in Paradiso? GL: Indeed... It's because I am chasing my dream! My dream of eliminating the planet of rogues and returning peace to the land! That is the reason I was put on this planet! That is the path that I must follow! Rita: I hate to interrupt such an impassioned speech, but that's all the time we have for today. Please join us next time. Until then, goodbye everybody. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Last time, GL got pretty worked up on our show. And guess what, we have him back again today! I must say, it is such a noble cause that you're striving for! To return peace to this land! GL: No, it's nothing really. I'm sure anybody in my position would think the same. And although they may not be so public about it, there are many others out there just like me. Rita: Really? That's the first I ever heard of it. GL: After all, the motto in Paradiso is "Live as you are..." As long as you don't bother the people who are focusing on their jobs, you're free to travel to the other domes as often as you like. However, since it can lead to jealousy, we're not allowed to show off our Paradiso credentials. Rita: I see... You really have to be careful with what you say and do. And that's all we have time for today. Please join us again next time. Goodbye, everybody! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Last time, we welcomed GL back to the studio, who has the credentials for living in Paradiso. According to him, there are other people living in Paradiso that come and go freely between the other domes. So, could it be that Paradiso is really not that great of a place after all? GL: Don't get me wrong... Paradiso is like a resort. The weather, the atmosphere, everything is perfect. However, perfection can grow tiresome after a while and you want to go and eat bad food... By experiencing the lives of those less fortunate, it makes us cherish our own lives that much more. Rita: Excuse me?! Just who do you think you are?! GL: Sorry, I didn't mean to put it like that. What I'm saying is that we like to be stimulated. And that there are people we'd like to see. Rita: That's all the time we have for today. Please join us again next time! Goodbye, everybody! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. By the way, GL, is there anybody in any of the other domes that you like to see? GL: Umm... I... Uhh... Hahaha... It's a secret. Rita: From the sound of it, it's not really a secret at all! Let me guess, you have a girlfriend. GL: No, that's not it! That's preposterous! It's just that I like to look from afar... Just every once in a while... Rita: And here I thought you were all about work... Your face is turning quite a shade of red... Hopefully she feels the same way about you! Who knows? Maybe somebody from Paradiso is here watching over you as well. That's all the time we have for today! Goodbye, everybody. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Last time, we talked a bit about GL's private life, so today I'd like to discuss more about Paradiso. GL: I think that's a good idea... Hmm... The food in Paradiso is fantastic! Rita: Huh? GL: Everyday, food from all over the world is delivered to Paradiso. And not just that, but there are plenty of unique nuts and fish that are unique to the area. Many formerly famous chefs then take those ingredients and whip up elegant masterpieces. They are indescribable! Imagine food and desserts that look like works of art that you can choose from each and every day. Rita: Is that so... They sound delicious. I'd like to try it myself sometime. And that's all we have time for today. Please join us again next time. Goodbye everybody! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. GL, our guest for the past few episodes, is busy with work and couldn't make it to the show today. Thanks to out talks with GL, we've managed to learn a little bit more about Paradiso and what it has to offer. Its beautiful scenery... It costs nothing to live there... The food is delicious... Indeed, if that is all true, then life in Paradiso definitely sounds like quite an experience. Yet I wonder if that alone is enough to ensure that people are happy for the rest of their lives... Surely you'd grow tired of gorgeous views and gourmet food after a while. Next time, we'll be having GL back in the studio to ask him that very question. So until next time, goodbye everybody! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Today, we have GL back in the studio, so let's pick up where we left off, shall we? GL, I have a pretty blunt question to ask you. Is everybody in Paradiso truly happy? GL: Yeah, I guess so. I think everybody is happy. Rita: Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure about that? GL: Well, I can't say for certain... But, it is a dome that was given to use by the sages as a reward. It truly is a paradise. Rita: Fair enough. GL: And if you go to Paradiso, you can meet famous celebrities... I also hear that they have the best virtual machines as well. Rita: I'm sure we'd all love to hear more, but that's all the time we have for today. Until next time, goodbye everybody! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 - Final Episode Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Today, I'd like to pick up where we left off last time with our guest, GL. GL: The other day was the first I'd heard of it, but apparently Paradiso has superb virtual machines that allow you to experience whatever you want. Rita: Whatever you want? So you mean I could be reunited with my Michael...? GL: Excuse me? Rita: Actually, my first husband died rather young. Oh how I loved him... GL: I'm... I'm sorry to hear that... Rita: So you're saying that if I use that machine, then I can be with Michael at any time? GL: Yes, it won't be real, of course, but you would be able to experience it nonetheless. Rita: That's it! I'm finished with work! I want to go to Paradiso ASAP! Oh, it looks like that's all the time we have for today. I can't stay here a moment longer. I have to hurry and apply to get into Paradiso! Thank you, GL! And thank you, everybody! I'll see you all in Paradiso! Fin. ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == Hitech, the Scientific Girl =========== Drama ================== [HISCI] == ============================================================================== Overview Hitech, the science girl, solves all her problems with science. A public drama. Locations Lifeborn (inside) Notes The longest running show to hit the Lifeborn airwaves! This show is painfully repetitive, so before we get to the episode list on this one, here's a concise overview of each episode: 1: Boy looses 10MT and it cost 10MT out of Hitech's own pocket! 2: Man's hair is thinning and it cost Hitech some of her own hair! 3: Girl wants to lose a little weight and Hitech gains 10kg herself! 4: Boy is so hungry he can barely move. It's a secret... 5: Man's late for a date and she loses 10 min of Hitech's own life! 6: Girl tore her new clothes and Hitech feels a breeze in her pants... 7: Woman wants a handsome boyfriend and Hitech delays her own wedding! 8: *** wants lots of matia but Hitech forgot to record her favorite show! 9: Boy lost his puppy and somebody close to Hitech meets with trouble! 10: Girl's antique watch is broken and Hitech's psyche goes -50 points! 11: Woman is getting old and Hitech becomes a young woman... 12: Man needs a bridge and Hitech's house becomes unstable! 13: Girl gets so bored and Hitech lost her own hopes and dreams! 14: Boy wants to be big and strong, and Hitech's body fat increases! 15: Girl has an illness and Hitech gets a cold... 16: Woman has bad hair day and Hitech's hair will never be the same! 17: Old Lady is tired of working and Hitech has a sense of fatigue! 18: Old Man wants to be smarter and Hitech's IQ drops 300 points! 19: Man sees criminals and Hitech collapses! 20: Hitech moves to Paradiso, but no longer has a kind spirit!! _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Boy: Waah! I lost 10MT! This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: Here you go, kid. Here's your 10MT. Boy: Thank you so much! And so this person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, it cost 10MT out of her own pocket! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Man: I can't believe that my hair is thinning so much... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: Here you go, sir! Look, your hair is just like when you were a teenager. Man: Thank you, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, it cost her some of her own hair! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Girl: If only I could lose a little weight... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: Here you go. What do you think? Girl: Wow! What a body! I look great! Thanks, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, Hitech gained 10kg herself! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Boy: I'm so hungry. I can barely move... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: Here you go, kid. Eat as much as you like! Boy: Thanks, Hitech! I've never seen so much food in all my life! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, where did such a large amount of food come from... That's... a secret. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Man: Uh oh! I'm going to be late for my date! This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Man: Wow! I've managed to save a bit of time. Thank you so much, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, Hitech has lost 10 minutes off of her own life! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Girl: Ahh... I fell down and tore my nice new clothes... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: Here you go! Your clothes are as good as new! Girl: Thank you, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech suddenly realized... A light breeze blowing in through the back of her pants... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Woman: I wish I had a handsome boyfriend... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Woman: What a handsome man! Thank you, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, it'll take her that much longer to get married herself! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? ***: Oh, what should I do? I'm still just a child... Where am I going to get all of the matia needed in order to treat my mom and dad's injuries... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: I'll synthesize 999,999,999,999,999,999MT for you! Hitech's Brother: Hey, Hitech! Did you know that you forgot to record your favorite TV Show today? Hitech: I what?! Oh no! I have to hurry and get home! And so Hitech disappeared... And so one person's problem went unsolved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That if she had synthesized that much matia, she'd have been sentenced to life in prison... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Boy: Waaah... I lost my little puppy dog... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Pup: Bow wow! Boy: Hey, you found my puppy! Thanks, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, somebody close to Hitech will meet with great trouble! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Girl: The antique watch that I've had for all of these years is broken... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Girl: Hitech... I'm happy you're trying to help, but this watch you just synthesized is no longer an antique... Hitech: Uh oh! Hitech's psyche has suffered 50 points of damage! And it cannot be healed through synthesis! to be continued... ____________ ________________________________________________ Episode 11 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Woman: I sure am getting old... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Woman: Hey, I feel much better. It's like I'm 10 years younger! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech... Has suddenly become a young woman... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 12 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Man: The bridge is broken and I can't get to the other side... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Man: Wow, Hitech! You just created a brand new bridge out of nowhere! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, the structural integrity of Hitech's house has decreased by 86%! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 13 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Girl: I'm so bored... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Girl: Wow, it's like a fog has been lifted from my eyes. The world is my oyster! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, Hitech has lost a number of her own hopes and dreams! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 14 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Boy: I want to grow up to be big and strong so I'm not always getting picked on by that bully. This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Boy: Amazing! It's like I'm super strong now. How did this happen?! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech... Hitech: My body feels so heavy... Hitech's body fat percentage has increased by 48%! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 15 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Girl: Cough... Cough... Will I never be cured of this illness? This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Girl: Wow, I feel better already! Thank you, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech... Hitech: Cough... Cough... ....................... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 16 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Woman: I blow-dried my hair, but I just can't get it to stay where I want it... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Woman: Wow! My hair looks amazing! Hitech, you should be some kind of stylist! Thank you so much! And so another person's problem has been solved. It appears that Hitech did not lose anything in the process However! Hitech's hair would never be the same again... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 17 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Old Lady: I never thought I'd still be working at this age. I wish I would've had more fun when I was younger. This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Old Lady: Wow, I have energy again! I won't make the same mistake twice! I'm going to have some fun! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech... Is suddenly overcome with an overwhelming sense of fatigue! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 18 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Old Man: I wish I could be smarter... Then people would be impressed when they met me. Sigh... I guess I have no choice. What a bother, but I've already heard his request, so I might as well do it. Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Old Man: Ohh... I feel smarter already! It's like I can accomplish anything! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech... Has a glazed look in her eyes! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 19 I am a super scientific girl genius. My IQ has dropped a bit but is still 1,300! People know me as Hitech. I'm always tired and my mind isn't as sharp as it used to be. However, my work is almost finished, so just a little further! Man: Oh no! There are criminals on the loose and people are getting hurt! That does sound like a problem. Perhaps if I finish this, then my work will be finished? Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Man: Eh? The criminals have become good people all of a sudden! And everybody that was hurt has been healed! And so, the people were saved from danger. However, Hitech... Felt the strength leave her body as she collapsed... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 20 - Final Episode She is a super scientific girl genius. Her IQ has dropped a bit, but is still 1,300! Everybody knows her as Hitech. Hitech helped countless people with their problems. Unfortunately, it came at the cost of what was important to her... In her last synthesis, her body was covered in wounds... Everybody saw Hitech in such a saddened state and prayed for her recovery... The sages saw this and decided that this was the kind of person they wanted living in paradise and began treatment... Several days later... Hitech was well again and was sent to paradise by the sages. However, nobody noticed... That though her body had been healed, she still was missing the kind spirit she had used to reform the criminals...! Will Hitech be able to return to normal? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of... Hitech, the Scientific Girl! Until next time... ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == The Travails of Robotic Cat =========== Drama ================== [TRROC] == ============================================================================== Overview The crisis of a robotic cat surviving nature outside of the residential dome. An education drama for children. Locations Lifeborn (outside) Notes In the OMP Net TV menu this show it titled "The Travails of Robotic Cat", but during the shows it is called "The Adventures of the Robotic Cat". Episode 6 incorrectly states that RP-Q817 has previously seen 79 rogues. Here's a quick glance at the evolution of RP-Q817: 1: Mark I Self-destructs after seeing 1 rogue 2: Mark II Self-destructs after seeing 3 rogues 3: Mark III Self-destructs after seeing 43 rogues 4: Mark IV Hides after seeing 58 rogues 5: Mark IV Self-destructs after seeing 126 skulls 6: Mark V Reminisces about the past 7: Mark V Self-destructs after seeing hungry men 8: Mark VI Reminisces about the past 9: Mark VI Captured by Woman 10: Mark VI Refuses assignment as Mark VII _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 My name is RP-Q817. I am an AI cat robot. Even though I'm a robot, from the outside, I look just like a real cat. Heck, I feel like a real cat on the inside too! All of my movements, everything I see and everything I feel are all sent back to the lab for analysis. Today, I have been sent out into the wildlands to gather data. Me: Yikes! It's a rogue! The search process carried out by my highly developed brain indicated that it is a Venus Duck. Wow... It sure is a strange beast... Gulp! Me: Ugh! Kaboom! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 My name is RP-Q817 Mark II. I am an AI cat robot. Last time, I came across a rogue and things were cut a little short... However, my memories were relayed back to the lab and downloaded into this new body! So I have been sent back out to the wildlands to finish the research. If I come across a rogue, I'm not going to be so awestruck this time! Just watch and see! Me: Yikes! There... There's another rogue right over there! But this time, it's a Forest Wonder, Zo-ge-ge and a Shredder! Me: Yaaaaahhh! Kaboom! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 My name is RP-Q817 Mark III. I am an AI cat robot. Last time, I was surrounded by rogues and suffered a self-destruct... However, all of my data up to that point was sent back to the lab... So, I have been rebuilt with all of the memories of Mark I and Mark II! This time, I'm positive I won't be afraid of those three rogues! I'll get away in no time! You just watch and see! Me: Yikes! I see a rogue over there! There's so many of them. Even though they're so far away, I count 8 species and 43 in total... Me: Yaaaaahhh! Kaboom! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 My name is RP-Q817 Mark IV. I am an AI cat robot. Last time, the sheer number of rogues overwhelmed me and I was so scared that I self-destructed... However, I successfully have downloaded the memories of Marks I-III in this new body! This time, I'm positive that the rogues won't frighten me, not even 43 of them! I'll get away in no time! You just watch and see! Me: .......................!! There's too many of them! I count at least 58! I was so scared, I almost self-destructed, but I remained strong and brave. Right after which, I went and hid in the forest. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 My name is RP-Q817 Mark IV. I am an AI cat robot. I have been sent out into the wildlands for research, but I spotted a total of 58 rogues and decided to hide in the forest. Me: .......................? What... What are these? Bones? There are scraps of clothing laying around... And upon closer look, there appears to be over 126 skulls lying around... Could these be victims of the rogues in this area? Me: Yikes! Kaboom! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 My name is RP-Q817 Mark V. I am an AI cat robot. I have downloaded the memory banks of Marks I-IV and been rebuilt. Combining all of those memories... The wildlands are full of rogues and their victims... It is a most frightening affair. However, I was sent back out into the wildlands. Of course, to research something even more dangerous. So I mustered up my courage and went through the fields where I came across 79 rogues and back into the forest where I found the bones. This time will be different, just watch and see! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 My name is RP-Q817 Mark V. I am an AI cat robot. I am currently investigating the wildlands. Here in the forest... Me: .......................?! Before me were a couple of men dressed in dirty clothes. Man 1: It's just a cat... Man 2: I don't care! I'm hungry! We haven't had anything to eat in over 10 days! With a gleam in their eyes, the men surrounded me and eyed me hungrily. They want to eat me?! Me: Yikes! Kaboom! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 My name is RP-Q817 Mark VI. I am an AI cat robot. Last time, I was attacked by a couple of men living in the forest who tried to eat me. I was so shocked that I self-destructed. According to my databanks, normal people are kind to cats and other animals... But these guys were different. Perhaps all the people living outside the domes in the wildlands are evil...? So it's not just the rogues I need to worry about, but people as well... I don't think even 9 lives are going to be enough. I mean, it's only been a short period of time and I've already gone through 5! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 My name is RP-Q817 Mark VI. I am an AI cat robot. Today, I am continuing my research in the dangerous and frightening wildlands! Me: .......................? Far away in the distance, I can see a woman who looks like a traveler. Based on my past experiences, can I assume she's up to no good...? I decided to give her a warning. When she saw me, she took out some dried fish and threw it at me. Unfortunately, I am a robotic cat, so I cannot eat. However, it was good to know that there were some kind people in the wildlands! I was so happy that I walked up to the woman! Clank! Whirr! Me: Beep... Beep... Woman: Ah, just as I thought. You're an investigative robot, aren't you. What quality parts you're using... I should fetch a good price for you. And with that, she cut my circuits and I was unable to move. She gathered me up and took me away... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 - Final Episode My name is RP-Q817 Mark VI. Well, I haven't needed to be rebuilt yet, so I am still Mark VI. I have gone and studied the dangers of the wildlands more than any living being could bear to be asked. I'm actually supposed to be transferred to a new body, but the data transfer keeps failing for some reason. I'm sure it's because the memory banks of Marks I-VI refuse to be sent back out into the wildlands again. Nowadays, if people living in the residential domes do something bad, they can be exiled to the wild lands... I wouldn't want to wish that upon anybody. Nobody would believe what it's like out there... You have no choice but to hide and live each day in constant fear. That's why I'm refusing this assignment. My only advice to you watching at home is to not do anything that'll get you sent to the wildlands... Unlike me, you only get one life, so don't waste it. The End. ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == Peace-man ============================= Drama ================== [PCMAN] == ============================================================================== Overview A story about a golden hero working constantly for the peace that he loves. Locations Artiela (inside) Intelligent Sea (inside) Notes If this show is not playing and you're in the right location, then you'll have to finish watching all of the episodes of 'The Life of Mr. A' before it will air again. They replace each other in the show list. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 This is a beautiful, blue planet on the far side of the galaxy. However, the planet's beauty hides the wars waged between countries each and every day. These wars are forwarded by a handful of powerful people. The common people simply wished for a time when there would be no war. One day, the people's prayers were answered! Arriving on a lone beam of light from the sky, a giant golden man appeared. His name was... Peace-Man! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 Peace-Man came from the far reaches of space to help the people being plagued by the wars across the land. Peace-Man: Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace! Zap! Zaaaazaaam! Boom! Kabooooom! Peace-Man: Hahahaha! Peace-Man is unable to stay on the planet for longer than 5 seconds. He quickly ends the wars and returns home to outer space... Peace-Man... A golden giant of a man with a profound love for peace. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 The destructive power of Peace-Man's light beam is beyond comprehension... Two entire cities that were constantly fighting simply disappeared in an instant... However, there are still plenty of countries still at war. Flash! ***: It's Peace-Man! Peace-Man has come! Peace-Man: Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace! Zap! Zaaaamzaaam! And so, another two cities vanished from the face of the planet... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 One country boldly tries to face Peace-Man in battle. ***: 5 seconds! We only need to hold out for 5 seconds! If we concentrate our fire on Peace-Man, we're sure to win! Peace-Man: Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace! Zap! Zaaaazaaam! Boom! Kabooooom! ***: Arrrggghhhh! Peace-Man... A golden giant of a man with a profound love for peace. Nobody can oppose Peace-Man and his Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 One day, a person had an idea... Why does Peace-Man attack countries that are at war? Is it to equally punish those responsible for fighting the war? Or is it because there's no time to figure out who the bad guy is? In that case, if I am attacked one-sidedly, then Peace-Man will have no choice but to help me. And with Peace-Man on my side. I won't be afraid of anything. The world will be mine! Flash! ***: It's Peace-Man! Peace-Man has come! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 One man decided to pretend to be a good guy and use Peace-Man's strength to eliminate his enemies. Bad Guy: Peace-Man, please listen to me! We're not the bad guys! We are being attacked without cause! Peace-Man: ....................... Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace! Zap! Zaaaazaaam! Boom! Kabooooom! Bad Guy: Wa... Wait! Aarrgghhhh! Peace-Man is only capable of remaining on this planet for 5 seconds. No time to listen to the stories of the people... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 Since Peace-Man began appearing on the planet... The number of countries at war dropped dramatically. However, there is a reason that they are all at war. No matter how afraid of Peace-Man they might be, there are things that they have to protect, things that they must obtain... Indeed, there were countries that refused to give up war. However! Peace-Man: Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace! Powww! Kapow! Peace-Man... A golden giant of a man with a profound love for peace. No matter what the reason, he refuses to forgive those that engage in war. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 Thanks to Peace-Man, the major cities that were at war had been pretty much annihilated. However, somehow, there was no damage inflicted on normal people... Of those remaining at war, there were only a few small countries at most. And those very people figured that Peace-Man could not be bothered with such minor skirmishes. But then! Peace-Man: Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace! Zap! Zaaaazaaam! Boom! Kabooooom! Peace-Man... A golden giant of a man with a profound love for peace. No conflict is too small to be overlooked by Peace-Man... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 Thanks to the efforts of Peace-Man, war on this planet has been all but eliminated. Peace-Man himself has not appeared on the planet for some time. Bro: Hey, mom! Give me some money! Ma: No matter how many times you ask, we don't have any! Bro: Shut up, you old bag! Hurry up and give me some money or else! Pops: What's going on here?! How dare you talk to your mother like that! Flash! Peace-Man: Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace! Zap! Zaaaazaaam! Peace-Man... A golden giant of a man with a profound love for peace. Small disputes can lead to even greater conflict. Peace-Man refuses to let that happen. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 - Final Episode Boy: Hey! That's mine! Give it back! Girl: Come on! Just let me play with it for a little while! Mom: Hey, if you two start fighting, Peace-Man will come and get you! Boy: Gulp! Girl: We're... We're not fighting! See? Here, brother. You can have this back. Boy: No... No problem. You can have it for a while, sis. Thanks to the efforts of Peace-Man, even sibling rivalry has been eliminated. Indeed, the planet lives in peace. With nothing to occupy his time any longer, Peace-Man left the planet. However, he is out there somewhere, fighting to bring peace to lands beset by war. If your planet falls to the evils of war and strife... The Peace-Man will be there to return peace to your land. The End. ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == Dance TV ============================== News =================== [DNCTV] == ============================================================================== Overview Let's Enjoy Dance! Charisma Dancer Justice teaches all dances. Locations Artiela (inside) Intelligent Sea (inside) Notes There are three 'tests' when you're assisting dancers that are based on this show. Here are the answers: Duo Basic 3 Basic 3 Basic 4 Advance Dance Advance Dance Basic 4 Back-up Dancer Advance Banzai Advance Banzai Advance Robot Advance 2 Advance 2 Finisher 1 Justin Advance Dance Advance Dance Finisher 4 Advance 1 Advance 1 Finisher Spin _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1: Step 1 This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is presented full screen for your viewing pleasure. Justin: Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm your instructor, Justin. Whether you're looking to be the next dancing superstar or if you just like to get your groove on, this is the show for you! Let's get started with the first lesson, shall we? Today, I want to start out with a simple beginner lesson, just getting you to move with the music. Okay, let's start! That's it. Just flow with the music in your head and try moving your body in rhythm to it. Once you've gotten used to it, try taking a step forward. Ready, go! That's it. Keep calm. You're doing really good. When you think you've got the hang of it, try moving your hands too. Nice work. Keep it up! The most important thing about dancing is not how well you move, but that you have fun doing it. Okay, that dies it for today's lesson. See you next time! Bye bye! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2: Step 2 This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is presented full screen for your viewing pleasure. Justin: Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm your instructor, Justin. Today is our second lesson and once again, it's aimed at beginners. Okay, let's get out there and dance! That's it. You're doing pretty good. Once you've got this down, try switching it up a bit. Good! Keep it loose though! Remember, I want you to have fun out there! Way to go! I think you've got the hang of it. Okay, now we're going to take it up a notch! Well, are you able to stay in line with the rhythm? The most important thing about dancing is not how well you move, but that you have fun doing it. Okay, that does it for today's lesson. See you next time! Bye bye! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3: Step 3 This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is presented full screen for your viewing pleasure. Justin: Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm your instructor, Justin. This is the third episode of Dance TV. Today, we're going to jump right into the routine. Okay, let's dance! Yeah, that's it everybody! Get in the groove! Once you've got the rhythm, take a step forward. Perfect! Remember to stay nice and loose out there! Now add in your hands! Well? Were you able to keep up? If you can keep this up, then you're ready to perform in front of people! Try not to get carried away though! Okay, that does it for today's lesson. See you next time! Bye bye! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4: Step 4 This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is presented full screen for your viewing pleasure. Justin: Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm your instructor, Justin. This is the fourth episode of Dance TV. Today, I'd like to teach you Combination A. By now, you should have mastered the steps and movements from the last episode. Okay, let's dance! Yeah! Shake that body! Okay, here I go! This is the pose I showed you last time! Well, did you do it? For those of you that couldn't do it, I want you to go back and watch this episode again until you get it right. You'll get it eventually. Okay, that does it for today's lesson. See you next time! Bye bye! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5: Step 5 This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is presented full screen for your viewing pleasure. Justin: Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm your instructor, Justin. This is the fifth episode of Dance TV. Today, I'd like to teach you Combination B. It's not very difficult, but there are a lot of intricate movements, so watch closely. I'll go first, so pay attention. Well? Think you can do it? Let's go ahead and give it a try! Okay! Let's dance! How did it go? Truth is, this routine is kind of difficult for me too. Sorry if I couldn't walk you through it properly. Okay, that does it for today's lesson. Next time will be our final episode. See you next time! Bye bye! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6: Final Step This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is presented full screen for your viewing pleasure. Justin: Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm your instructor, Justin. Okay, for our final episode of Dance TV, I'd like to teach you Combination C. This is something I've taken from break-dancing. It's tough to master, but I think the results are worth it. Okay, let's dance! Yeah! Follow the rhythm and shake that body! Okay, here we go! Take a deep breath and try and keep up! Whee! Well? Were you able to do the spin? Don't worry. Nobody gets it right on their first try. You don't want to know how many times it took me. But, if you love dance as much as I do, then you won't be able to quit until you master it! Well, that does it for Dance TV. I hope you enjoyed yourself and managed to learn something! Now it's up to you to find your own style! Thank you, everybody! Bye bye! Keep on groovin'... ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == What is Art? ========================== News =================== [WTFIA] == ============================================================================== Overview Intellectual program that teaches about art. The light talk of host Dr A. is popular. Locations Artiela (inside) Paradiso (inside and outside) Notes Art Movements Revolvism: Everything moving about in a circle Standardism: Do not worry about measurements Layerism: Things stacked up in layers Lesser Movements: Reversism & Transparentism "A Yard is Too Much" by S. Metawan, founder of the Standardism Distance School of Thought _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1: What is, "What is Art?"? Dr. A: Hello, everybody. Welcome to the intellectual entertainment program, "What is Art?" I'm your host Dr. A. Here we take the latest and greatest topics in art and discuss them in-depth, yet lightly. It may be unusual I know, but that's just the way we do it around here. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. It'd probably be better if you went to the museum rather than watching this program at home... But, if you did that, then I'd be out of a job, so let's forget about that idea, shall we? After all, man cannot live on art alone. Now, on with our show. Or perhaps not. It appears we are out of time. In our next episode, we'll talk about Revolvism. Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you. What is Art? to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2: What is Revolvism? Part 1 Dr. A: Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm Dr. A and I'll be your host. I bet you can't guess what the "A" stands for... That's right! Art! Okay, now that that's out of the way, let's get on with the program. In this episode, I'd like to talk about the largest movement in modern art. Revolvism. In short, Revolvism is about... Everything just revolving about! That's basically what the focus of the movement is. Simply moving about in a circle. Round and round. Well, I'm afraid that's all we have time for today. Please join use next time as we discuss even more about Revolvism. Until then, I'm your host. Dr. A. Thank you. What is Art? to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3: What is Revolvism? Part 2 Dr. A: Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you host Dr. A. Today, we are pleased to have a guest commentator join us. Please welcome art critic D. Harry. Hello Mr. Harry. It's good to have you here with us today Harry: Thank you. I'm happy to be here. Dr. A: Now, what exactly does Revolvism mean to you? Harry: Going round and round. Dr. A: Ah, just as I thought... That it simply means that things go round and round. Harry: Everything around us revolved. All movement comes full circle. Like life and death, or like the network of stars. It's all about going round. The galaxies themselves, fans, clocks, my head, everything spins round and round; is in a constant state of revolving. Dr. A: Everything? Harry: Yes, everything. Dr. A: I'm afraid that's all we have time for today. Join us next time when we discuss specific pieces of art and their relation to Revolvism. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4: What is Revolvism? Part 3 Dr. A: Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you host Dr. A. I would like to once again welcome our special guest commentator, art critic D. Harry to the studio today. Harry: Thank you. Dr. A: Today, I'd like to discuss the painting "Endless Staircase" by Revolvism painter K.G. Wamal. Harry: Yes, that is a fine piece indeed. Dr. A: Completely magnificent. Harry: Do you mind if I go home now? Dr. A: Please bear with us for a little while longer. Harry: Okay, fine. Dr. A: Despite its simple composition, it has very deep undertones and is one of Wamal's finest works. Harry: I'm sure it costs a fortune, too. Dr. A: Excuse me? Harry: See, he has to draw dozens of these things, right? And they're all different. Dr. A: And so that drives up the price... Harry: Well, you know what they say. Money makes the world go around. Dr. A: And I'm afraid that's all we have time for today. Please join us next time when we dive into the topic that is Standardism. Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you. What is Art? to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5: What is Standardism? Part 1 Dr. A: Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you host Dr. A. We'll be spending the next three episodes discussing Standardism and its relevance. First of all, what is Standardism? I have here a book as you can see. It is a collection of essays from the founder of the Standardism Distance School of Thought, S. Metawan, entitled "A Yard is Too Much." I know it's a bit of a cryptic title, but it does bring up an interesting point... A yard is definitely too much... However... A meter is simply not enough! So basically, when dealing with length, or weight or other similar matters, it doesn't do any good to worry about them! And that is basically the gist of this particular movement. Please join us next time as we welcome back art critic D. Harry and discuss this topic in more detail. Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you. What is Art? to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6: What is Standardism? Part 2 Dr. A: Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you host Dr. A. Today, we were planning on having guest commentator, art critic D. Harry back with us in the studio, but... It seems he has yet to arrive. Maybe he overslept this morning? Well, we can't wait for him all day, so let's get on with the show. Standardism has three separate schools: Distance, Weight and Time... I want to first talk about the Distance School sculptor, M. Jude's, work, "10 Meters." This is an excellent example of art at it's finest. One look at it and you can't help but fall in love with 10 Meters. ....................... It's simply breathtaking... Harry: Have we started already? Dr. A: .........! Mr. Harry! We've been waiting for you! Harry: Was there something going on today? Dr. A: We were talking about the Standardism movement. Harry: Ahh, that's right. No thanks. Dr. A: No thanks? What do you mean by that? Harry: I'm sorry, but no thanks. Dr. A: Well, that's all the time we have for today. We'll see you again next time. Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you. What is Art? to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7: What is Standardism? Part 3 Dr. A: Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you host Dr. A. Harry: I already told you. No thanks. Dr. A: Would you stop with that already please?! Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you host, Dr. A. Now, Mr. Harry. I'll ask you again. Harry: Go ahead, shoot. Dr. A: What is it about Standardism that you find so disagreeable? Harry: You see, the other day I was being interviewed... And the whole time they were saying, "that's off by 0.001mm!" And that I was making mistakes between grams and pounds! And a margin of error of 1 second over 1,000,000,000 years! That's all they talked about all day. Dr. A: I see... That sounds quite rough indeed. Harry: Sure, there are lots of, let's call them "interesting," people in the world of art... Yet such conformist thinking towards measurements cannot be considered art in my book. Dr. A: I see... Harry: And that's all I have to say about that. Dr. A: That's all the time we have for today. Please join us next time when we'll discuss Layerism. Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you. What is Art? to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8: What is Layerism? Part 1 Dr. A: Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you host Dr. A. I'd like to take the next three episodes to discuss Layerism. But before that, I'd like to give you an overview of the art world. There are numerous art movements on the planet Landroll... The three most powerful of which are Revolvism, Standardism and Layerism. The art museum that recently opened in Artiela has enjoyed great success and shows no signs of slowing down. In addition to them, there are also Reversism and Transparentism... However, they are quite minor and are referred to as lesser movement. Now, Back to Layerism. Just as its name implies... Oh! I'm afraid we're out of time for today. Please join us next time as we discuss more about Layerism. Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you. What is Art? to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9: What is Layerism? Part 2 Dr. A: Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you host Dr. A. Layerism. Just as its name implies... You should layer everything in sight! That's the basis of this movement. Just keep layering things on top of each other. Up and up and up. Hey! Dr. A: And now, to introduce a work representative of Layerism... Hey! Dr. A: .........! Mr. Harry! You're not supposed to be here today. Harry: It's just that I got bored sitting around at home. Dr. A: You know this program is not simply here for you to kill time... Harry: Gimme a break, will ya? Dr. A: Now, please take a look at this. It is "Thinking People" by A. Dandan Harry: Wow, that's a nice piece! Dr. A: Thank you. You can go home now, Mr. Harry. Harry: Huh? Dr. A: This is truly a work for the ages. And of course, its beauty carries through even today. Harry: ....................... Dr. A: That's all the time we have for today. Please join us next time when we'll continue discussing Layerism. Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you. What is Art? to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10: What is Layerism? Part 3 Dr. A: Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you host Dr. A. Harry: Hello. I'm the art critic, D. Harry. Dr. A: Now, let us get started. First, please take a look at this piece here. This is from the modernist Layerism artist, N. Shoruka, the giant monument, "10 Godly Pillars." Harry: Impressive... Dr. A: Even as it currently Stands, it is most impressive, but the truth is... This is referred to as one of the great unfinished works. Due to various reasons, it won't fit entirely in the museum and in order to finish it, a hole will need to be punched in the ceiling. The museum is fighting this, which unfortunately means we probably won't get to see it finished for some time. However, I know that Mr. Shoruka won't let this stop his creative spirit from expressing itself. When I went to visit him in his workshop the other day... He told me that he would not stop pursuing his dream until the day comes that it is complete. It was most inspiring. Harry: Well, you know, they say you can make a mountain out of a molehill. It's all about layering. Dr. A: ....................... Harry: Well, you know... Dr. A: I hope that you have enjoyed these 10 episodes of "What is "Art?" Think of us as a mere guide in your quest to appreciate art to its fullest. And thank you, Mr. Harry, for all of your insight. Harry: .........! Huh?! Oh, yeah. Sure! Dr. A: I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you. What is Art? Until next time. ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == The Life of Mr. A ===================== Variety ================ [LFMRA] == ============================================================================== Overview Mr. A retells his life in the residential dome. A moving documentary. Locations Artiela (inside) Intelligent Sea (inside) Notes If this show is not playing and you're in the right location, then you'll have to finish watching all of the episodes of 'Peace-man' before it will air again. They replace each other in the show list. Mr. A is the only one who ever speaks in this show. Episode 1 will only air once. The rerun's always start with Episode 02. You'll have to start a new game to see Episode 1 again, or read it below. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 Let's see... How long has it been since I first came to Paradiso... Yes, I remember now... I came here when I was 43 years old. I didn't really think about it at the time, but people always told me that I had lived a very ordinary life. I had always thought of myself as living freely and coming and going as I pleased... To me, the life I led had always seemed anything but ordinary... Maybe this show will help you find the path in your life... Or perhaps not... Either way, I figured it couldn't hurt to tell you my story... My life... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 I was born to parents who spent their lives working in Lifeborn and was raised with love in Tokione. Growing up, I was always a naughty little boy, causing mischief and making things difficult for those that took care of me... I guess you could say I was simply your average, everyday kid. I was constantly surrounded by genius kids who were always looking to fulfill their potential... However, I never really tried to apply myself and nothing could hold my attention for very long. Basically, I never really found my calling like everybody else did. I was told by the sages that I would be good at helping people... Of course, I didn't believe them for a second. That it must be some kind of mistake. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 When I was just a boy growing up in Tokione, I basically did whatever I felt like. Even if I found my classes interesting, I simply had no care whether I passed or failed and spent my time messing around. The thought of obtaining a special license and doing something with my life never really crossed my mind. Despite all that, I still managed to graduate from Starhouse and obtain a license! My license was an Assistant Type B. Assistants are basically people that cover for another person's job when they are missing or when they need extra people. Since we are required to take all kinds of jobs, licenses are only issues to people from this planet due to security reasons. Type B licenses are primarily regulated to desk work, but once in a while, some physical labor is required. Before I knew it, I had learned more about Tokione than I had ever thought possible. I remember thinking that this is what the sages must've meant when they mentioned I should consider a job helping people. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 I left Tokione and the first place I was assigned was Lifeborn. When I first arrived, I was surprised to see my parents waiting for me at the Skypod Port. Ever since I was born, I never had much of an opportunity to see my parents, so I remember being slightly embarrassed upon seeing them. But to be honest, I was really quite happy... We had dinner together and they showed me around town and took me shopping. It was nice spending time with them. When I had adjusted to my new surroundings, my parents went back to their usual lives... And that's when my first job came in. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 My first job was to remove the insects that were crawling on the crops in the fields. It all seems like a game to me, and the time just seemed to fly by. I was amazed by how smoothly efficient the entire system was... Even for somebody like me, hopping around from job to job never gave me a chance to get bored. And since we were merely Assistants, we were not forced to do anything that we didn't want to. There were always the Assistant's Assistants, and... If they couldn't make it, then the sages would go and do it themselves. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 Just between you and me, the sages are an odd bunch, that's for sure. For me, I really can't be bothered with helping people with their problems, even when they're standing right before me... But the sages, that's a different story. Apparently, they are unable to ignore the suffering of others and have to help them. Therefore, the average citizen has most likely been helped by the sages at least once, it not many more. Let's see... The sages helped me that time when I caught a cold... And when I lost my OMP... And when I got in a fight at work... And when it looked like I was going to be late for work... And when I wanted a girlfriend... And when I got in a fight with my girlfriend... And when I thought I wanted to get married... ....................... Wow, now that I think about it... I've come to depend on the sages quite a bit... Hahahahaha... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 So I guess I have had my fair share of help from the sages. And I most definitely loved my job. About the time I turned 30, I had worked in each of the various domes. When I first started out, it was tough to pay the rent each month, but eventually, I was able to save up and buy my own house. Once I had my own place, I enjoyed traveling to various places by Skypod. Sometimes, we were even attacked by rogues and had to be saved by Rescuers. Those were the days. And of course, I had my fair share of romantic adventures as well... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 The truth is, I have 5 children of my own. Of those, 2 are from a previous marriage. My first marriage may not have turned out so well, but my current one is going just great. The kids get along fabulously too. They all have their own lives now, but we still go on vacation together from time to time. Here, women are allowed to work fewer hours when they have children. And couples can receive extra matia in addition to their salaries for each child they have. Systems like these are necessary for us to invest in the most valuable resource to return peace to the planet, our children. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 So Basically, I simply work when I want... I see the people I want to see when I want to see them... And whenever there's a new tour available, I invite people that I want to go with... In short, I lived my life in whatever way I saw fit. It's not like I was in a hurry to finish up my job, but... There were so many interesting jobs, and I kept at them in order to support my travels... And suddenly, before I knew it, all of the jobs had finished. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 - Final Episode That's when my wife and I came to Paradiso. Since I was no longer working, I felt like I had too much free time on my hands at first... However, it wasn't long before I had found myself a new hobby. As to what kind of hobby it was, let's just say I'd rather keep that to myself. However, it is something that you all should definitely try at least once. Looking back on the first half of my life, I can honestly say I've never experienced this concept of "suffering" that I often read about. It has been nothing but one good time after another. I am truly happy... If this is the definition of "ordinary" on this planet, then its inhabitants are truly blessed. I am very lucky that I was born on this planet. Me... My wife... You... All of us... The End. Following the taping of this episode, Mr. A silently passed away in a peaceful sleep. - The Producer - The Life of Mr. A Fin. ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == A Sage's White Cat ==================== Drama ================== [SWHTC] == ============================================================================== Overview Depicts the life of a sage as viewed from the sage's pet cat. An educational drama for children. Locations Tokione (Skyroad) Notes This show begins after you receive a 4 star ranking. The Skyroad is the 2-way bridge that goes from the top of the museum to the Hotel. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 I am a cat that lives within the tower of the sages. I spend each day with my kind and gentle master, living in happiness. There's nothing that makes me happier! My master hasn't been home in 3 days now. He must be really busy with work. But, I have my own work to do! While my master is away, it's my duty to protect the house from intruders! Meow! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 One day, while my master was away, some sages what were living in the same tower came by to check on me and feed me. It's like the sages can sense when people are in need of help. Meow. So I guess that means they're just like my whiskers... ....................... If I think about these kinds of things too hard, I start getting sleepy. I've had enought for now. I mean, I have to protect this home while my master is away! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 I am a white cat that lives in the tower where the sages live. I'm currently watching the house while my master is away! Meow! I've spotted a suspicious looking insect! I refuse to let you sneak in here while my master is away! You just wait until I catch you! Meow! Crash! Oh no! That was my master's favorite vase! It's shattered into a million pieces! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 I am stunned by the shock of breaking my master's favorite vase and am unable to move. That suspicious little bug used the opportunity to escape... This isn't good at all.. But my master is a kind and gentle soul, so I don't think he'll be angry with me. No, he'll just sit there looking sad, yet still have a smile on his face. For me, that's even worse. I decided that I needed to find a way to help him and redeem myself. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 I decided to warm up master's bed so that it would be nice and cozy for him when he got home. So I laid down on his bed and curled into a little ball... The bed smelled so nice that I must have dozed off myself... And I found myself dreaming of swimming with schools of fish. Meow. Splish! Splash! Wow, that sure was cold. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 I woke up to something cold and strange! Huh? My master is already home. So what could this cold sensation be? Uh oh! I wet the bed... And not just the bed, but my master's clothes as well... Meow... Boo hoo hoo... The master heard me weeping and woke up. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 When I came to, I realized that the vase I had broken had been cleaned up. Surely, my master must've picked it up so I wouldn't worry about it. But... But I wet the bed and got my master wet too! What should I do?! However, master was as kind and gentle as ever. Those that are living are bound to make some mistakes, he always said. Sob... Sob... Master! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 Afterwards, my master and I had dinner together for the first time in a long while... There's nothing I love more than eating dinner together with him! But something always bothers me. My master's dinner is always nothing but vegetables and never looks very appetizing... Mine always looks so much better, with its meat and fish and being cooked nice and proper. But, master always said that he had to eat those things to save up his holy energy. What a shock! I see it on TV all the time; the common people constantly eating delicious food... Yet, if my master doesn't eat his food and store up his holy energy, then he'll be unable to help them! Hmph! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 My master's job is to go out and listen to the people and help them with their problems. Even though he only need help the most desperate of cases... My master refuses to let any go without his help. Meow. And he never even stops to take a break for himself. I wonder if that means that normal people have that many issues? If somebody ever comes to me with the most boring and trivial story... Then I'll be sure to give them an Ultra Tornado Special Cat Punch right to the mouth! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 - Final Episode I made up my mind! The next person that came by was going to get one of my Ultra Tornado Special Cat Punches as well as a Super Exciting Cat Kick! However, my master took one look at my face and said kindly... You can't be making such scary faces. Those that can help people in need have no choice but to do so. My master is too nice. It's not just my master though. Apparently, the ones known as sages are the same way. It's nice that the people can be helped by the sages and all, but who will be the ones to help my master when he's in trouble?! I'm sure the people are not capable of doing it... So that's why I want my master to rest properly and take good care of himself. And I'll be the one to help my master! Meow! The End. ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == Baseball Broadcast ==================== Sports ================= [BSBBR] == ============================================================================== Overview Watch highlights of the top plays from the night games at the Cosmo Dome. Locations Artiela (inside) Tokione (Skyroad) Notes This show begins after you receive a 4 star ranking. When watching this show, the title of it changes to 'Baseball News'. The Skyroad is the 2-way bridge that goes from the top of the museum to the Hotel. You can watch this show in the Artiela Lottery (aka Artihella), or across from that where you play the Ukulele. Pretty much anywhere of the Atriela dome where you can see the sky. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 Baton Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan. Let's take a look at the highlights from the games this evening! With 2 outs and 2 strikes against him, the batter fouled off pitch after pitch! It was quite impressive. Bolan Yeah, the batter put up quite a fight, but the pitcher really had his stuff going too. Baton Although, there were some players who couldn't manage to stay awake until the end of the game. Bolan I know how they feel. I had a little nap myself. Hahaha! Baton Hahahaha! Well, until next time. So long. Baseball News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 Baton Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan. We're continuing today with out uninterrupted coverage of today's game, but... How about the play of Gojiro... Bolan I can't get enough of watching Gojiro play. And look at his wife there in the stands. What a knockout! Baton She sure is, Bolan. Bolan I want a wife as beautiful as she is! Baton Then you better try and be more like Gojiro. Rich, famous, handsom, and a great baseball player... Bolan Do you think I really have to...? Baton Probably... Bolan Ugh... Baton And that's all the time we have. So long, everybody. Baseball News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 Baton Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan. Bolan I heard an interesting piece of news... Baton What's that? Bolan I heard that Gojiro's sister is quite the fox. Baton My, that is news! Bolan Isn't it though? I'd sure like to have a cute little sister too. Baton Well, if your sister's not cute, then it's just your parents' problem... But if she is cute, then even if you were to become a famous baseball player... Bolan She'd still be my sister... Ugh... Baton And that's all the time we have. So long, everybody. Baseball News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 Baton Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan. Bolan I have terrible news. Gojiro has been injured! Baton That is terrible news! Bolan However, he just had a little fall and skinned his nose is all... Baton What a relief... So it's not really big news at all, is it? Bolan No, not really. But, even the littlest of news is still news, right? Don't you think that people want to hear the news, no matter how small it is? Baton Well, I guess we all owe you a big thanks for looking out for us like that. Baseball News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 Baton Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan. I've just received some very big news today. Apparently, Gojiro is thinking of retiring! Bolan True, but it was just a rumor and he himself denied it, right? Baton Are you kidding? "No comment" is the same as admitting it! Bolan You don't say... Baton Oh, this just in... Gojiro has just announced that he has no plans of retiring. Bolan What a relief! Yes, this is big news indeed! Baton Yes, yes it is. The biggest of news! I'm glad we got to give everybody the news yet again today. Okay everybody, good night. Baseball News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 Baton Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan. Gojiro was swarmed by a horde of his female fans and barely managed to escape. Bolan But he's married! I repeat! HE'S MARRIED! Leave him alone! Where's the love for me? I'm still single... Sob... Sob... Baton Hey, are you okay? Forgive us, everybody. That's all for today. Baseball News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 Baton Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan. This may be sudden, but from tomorrow, we will be showing reruns of Baseball News. Bolan Is it still "news" if they're reruns? Baton Don't worry about it. History repeats itself, right? Bolan Hey, you're right. It does. And that is news in itself! Baton Exactly. Well, thank you everybody, and farewell. Baseball News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == Tennis Broadcast ====================== Sports ================= [TNSBR] == ============================================================================== Overview Tennis as played by famous athletes. Uncut and all day long. Locations Artiela (inside) Paradiso (outside) Notes This show begins after you receive a 4 star ranking. When watching this show, the title of it changes to 'Tennis News'. You can watch this show in the Artiela Lottery (aka Artihella), or across from that where you play the Ukulele. Pretty much anywhere of the Atriela dome where you can see the sky. Sherry, Mira's teacher in Tokione, says that you can watch this show at 'Intelligent Sea'. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 Caster: Hello, everybody. We interrupt our coverage of the tennis match to bring you... The major action taking place in the world of sports yesterday. There were no official baseball games played yesterday. In volleyball, the Panthers won 3 sets to defeat Milky Club. In tennis, there was a singles tournament, with Cassey emerging as the victor. In the marathon, there was an amateur meet yesterday, with Poppo coming out on top. Today's games are still in progress, so we'll have their results for you first thing tomorrow. See you again next time. Tennis News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 Caster: Hello, everybody. We interrupt our coverage of the tennis match to bring you... The major action taking place in the world of sports yesterday. First up is baseball... Red Sky defeated Oceans 3-1. In volleyball, Enjoys won 3 sets to defeat the Attackers. Next, we have tennis, where Cassie won the singles tournament. Meanwhile, Miteran pulled away from the pack to win the marathon. Today's games are still in progress, so we'll have their results for you first thing tomorrow. We'll see you again tomorrow. Tennis News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 Caster: Hello, everybody. We interrupt our coverage of the tennis match to bring you... The major action taking place in the world of sports yesterday. First up is baseball... The game between the Cultures and Red Sky ended in a 3-3 tie. In volleyball, there were no official games held as the teams had the day off. As with tennis, where only practice matches were held. In the marathon, physical problems forced all of the runners to drop out, so nobody finished the race. Today's games are still in progress, so we'll have their results for you first thing tomorrow. See you again next time. Tennis News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 Caster: Hello, everybody. We interrupt our coverage of the tennis match to bring you... The major action taking place in the world of sports yesterday. First up is baseball... Oceans defeated Greenfield 5-2. There was a leaque play in volleyball, with Milky Club emerging victorious. In tennis, there was a singles tournament, with Delden coming out on top. In the marathon, Miteran managed to win yet another race. Today's games are still in progress, so we'll have their results for you first thing tomorrow. See you again next time. Tennis News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 Caster: Hello, everybody. We interrupt our coverage of the tennis match to bring you... The major action taking place in the world of sports yesterday. First up is baseball... Paradise defeated Greenfield 2-0 in their game. In volleyball, Club Pierre took 3 sets to defeat the Panthers. In tennis, the Tokione team emerged victorious in the Group League Amateur Tournament. And Epaul won the marathon. Today's games are still in progress, so we'll have their results for you first thing tomorrow. See you again next time. Tennis News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _____________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == Soccer Broadcast ====================== Sports ================= [SCRBR] == ============================================================================== Overview World Soccer Tournament. Leading teams in breath- takingly heated games relayed from around the world. Locations Artiela (inside) Tokione (Skyroad) Notes This show begins after you receive a 4 star ranking. When watching this show, the title of it changes to 'Tennis News'. The Skyroad is the 2-way bridge that goes from the top of the museum to the Hotel. This show airs again after 'Baseball Broadcast' ends. You can watch this show in the Artiela Lottery (aka Artihella), or across from that where you play the Ukulele. Pretty much anywhere of the Atriela dome where you can see the sky. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 Caster: We interrupt our coverage of the Soccer World Championships... To bring you the local weather. Tokione will be enjoying clear skies all day. Meanwhile, Lifeborn will be warm with clear skies. Those of you in Artiela will experience clear skies with scattered snow showers. Unfortunately, we could not decrypt the data sent from Intelligent Sea. It is yet another beautiful day in Paradiso. The wildlands are clear, although there is a UV warning for the area. That does it for the local weather. And now back to the match. Soccer News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== == Soccer Broadcast ====================== Sports ================= [MTHBR] == ============================================================================== Overview Reporting up to date information on participating athletes in the Worldwide Marathon Meet. Locations Lifeborn Art Courtyard Notes This show begins after you receive a 4 star ranking. When watching this show, the title of it changes to 'Marathon News'. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 Layla Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon News. I'm your jost. Layla. Suzuki And I'm Suzuki from Weekly Style Magazine. Layla, the runners really look good today, don't they? Very smooth and strong. Shall we take a look at the shoes that support these runners and carry them to victory? Layla You Really do like shoes, don't you... First, let's take a look at the runner in the lead. Suzuki This runner is wearing a shoe designed from the Shine Company. Layla Indeed. That particular model was a collaboration with a leading designer from Artiela. The design is a 180 degree difference from last year's model. Very simple and elegant. Suzuki I agree. Of course, the previous model was nothing to scoff at. But this one is special indeed. Layla It's like we're looking at the very future of shoe design. Well, that's all for today. See you next time. Marathon News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 Layla Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon News. I'm your host, Layla. Suzuki And I'm Suzuki from Weekly Style Magazine. Layla, once again, it looks like the runners are wearing Shine Company shoes. Layla You're right. Shine Corporation's latest shoes are built to be light, yet tough... And thanks to the special microchip inside them, the solers adjust their form to the runner's foot on the fly. It's said that they spent an entire two years on the research and development of the technology. What do you think, Suzuki? Suzuki While I'm happy to see technology playing its role in our shoes. I hate to see it come at the expense of design. Well, I suppose despite it's rough design, it still has a certain appeal. So I suppose it's okay... Layla That reminds me. You always wear shoes from Bravo Company, don't you... Well, that does it for today. Marathon News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 Layla Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathin News. I'm your host, Layla. Suzuki And I'm Suzuki from Weekly Style Magazine. Layla, I see you have some shoes from Shine Company. Layla I thought you might notice. I'd like to take this time to make a small pitch for the Shine Company. With their comfortable soles and unique design, Shine Company shoes simply can't be beat. When you slip your feet inside them, the fit when you're running is simply incredible. The HASHIRI/SP3 from the Shine Company. When you're ready to take it to the next level. Available at fine stores everywhere. Suzuki That reminds me, this program is sponsored by the Shine Company, isn't it? Do you mind if I take a pair for myself? Layla You never can get enough shoes, can you... Well, that's all we have time for today. Marathon News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 Layla Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon News. I'm your host, Layla. Suzuki And I'm Suzuki from Weekly Style Magazine. Layla, are those Bravo Company shoes that you have there? Layla The truth is, after our show last time, these shoes were sent to me... They feel a bit heavy, but they appear to be the new model of the ones you're wearing right now... Suzuki Ahh... I was thinking of buying those. Their new features are a bit different... Layla Their features... Oh, you mean design. Indeed, with improved insole technology and sharp lines, it's quite a good-looking shoe. Suzuki It's definitely been influenced by the design of the Shine Company's shoes. It seems like Bravo's losing their tough... Layla Do you think so? These shoes are selling out all over the place. And the lines on the side are oh so hot. Suzuki The lines on the side... I suppose so. I don't care too much for them, but some people like that kind of thing. Layla It's rumored that runner #2 in today's race is wearing the exact same shoes. And that's all the time we have for today. Marathon News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 Layla Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon News. I'm your host, Layla. Suzuki And I'm Suziki from Weekly Style Magazine. Huh? There're some runners wearing some pretty special shoes out there today. Layla That logo... It's Subrutskin. Suzuki Very nice. Subrutskin shoes are almost impossible to find, but they definitely have a devout following. With each of their shoes handcrafted by master shoemakers, it's amazing they can even produce 50 pairs a month. Layla The design has stayed the same for 10 years, yet it feels slightly irregular. Perhaps that's one of the reasons for it's popularity. Suzuki Above all, they are quality shoes, which is what's most important. It'd be interesting if this runner actually wins the race. Layla But, as we all know, the winner of the race always wears Shine Company shoes. That's all the time we have for today. Marathon News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 Layla Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon News. I'm your host, Layla. My co-host Suzuki has the day off today, but as we watch the Marathong World Championship, a brief message from the Bravo Company. Affordable and stylish shoes... Only from Bravo Company. Even the most novice runner can enjoy running like a pro thanks to the microship technology in the soles of each pair. Get a pair for the kids for back to school or for working out at home. The shoes have the proper weight and balance for a perfect fit every time. And they fir even better after a few times in the wash. For a limited time only, if you buy a pair from the new casual line, then you'll get a second pair of a different color for free. And for those of you looking for the ultimate in luxury, we also offer our Presidential Line. That's all the time we have for today. Marathon News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 Layla Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon News. I'm your host, Layla. Suzuki And I'm Suzuki from Weekly Style Magazine. Layla, how about we take a look at the runners' outfits instead of just their shoes? Layla I thought we might actually take a look at the runners and the race itself. Today, the leader is a promising young rookie from the planet of Vault. Suzuki That's great and all, but look at what he's wearing. I don't think he's got a shot at winning with clothes like that. And he's wearing NEED/SP from the Shine Company. Those shoes will be lucky to survive across the finish line. It's from that pair's poor design that the Shine Corporation learned from its mistakes and got to where they are today... The creative director probably wasn't given enough time to really settle on a design. Layla ....................... The weather outside is perfect for a nice jog. Perhaps you'd like to go and run yourself? Have fun and remember to keep running! This program was brought to you by the Shine Company. We support your active lifestyle. And also by the Bravo Company, home of the world's most beloved shoes. Marathon News All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group. Next time, we will be bringing you a repeat showing of Marathon News. ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ============================================================================== this sentence contains nine words and fifty-nine characters The End. -ZRO ______________________________________________________________________________ ============================================================================== == Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine == ==============================================================================