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Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Snake's Codec Transcripts
Version 1.1: March 13th, 2008
By Ricky Romero
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This FAQ contains the transcripts of Snake's codec communication with various
characters from Metal Gear Solid regarding different fighters in Super Smash
Bros. Brawl.

To get Snake to talk on the codec about a character, go to the Shadow Moses
Island level as Snake, with another player as whoever you want information
on.  After the battle starts, press Down on the Control Pad on either the
Classic or GameCube controllers for a *very* short period of time until Snake
kneels down with his hand to his ear.  The codec conversation will then begin
to play.  If you're having trouble getting it working, setting the speed to
1/4 on Training Mode will make it much easier to press the button for just
the fraction of a second required to begin the codec conversation.

If you get knocked out during a codec conversation, you'll get the classic
"Snake! Snaaake!!" response from any of the characters you speak with.  The
easiest way to do this is to knock down a wall on Shadow Moses Island,
trigger the codec conversation, and then run out of the newly opened edge of
the stage.
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Version History:
0.9:  Preliminary release. (March 5th, 2008)
      - This version is missing codec discussions for, presumably, eight
        Brawl characters.
1.0:  Initial release. (March 10th, 2008)
1.1:  (March 13th, 2008)
      - Updated instructions.  Only a very quick down-tap is needed (thanks
        to the people who pointed this out).
      - Updated transcripts with what each character says when Snake is
        knocked out during the codec conversation.
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[01XX] SECTION 1.)  Table of Contents
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[01XX] SECTION 1.)  Table of Contents
[02XX] SECTION 2.)  The Transcripts
[03XX] SECTION 3.)  K.O. Transcripts
[04XX] SECTION 4.)  Credits and Contact Information
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[02AA]           Bowser
[02AB]           Captain Falcon
[02AC]           Diddy Kong
[02AD]           Donkey Kong
[02AE]           Falco
[02AF]           Fox
[02AG]           Ganondorf
[02AH]           Ice Climbers
[02AI]           Ike
[02AJ]           Jigglypuff
[02AK]           King Dedede
[02AL]           Kirby
[02AM]           Link
[02AN]           Lucario
[02AO]           Lucas
[02AP]           Luigi
[02AQ]           Mario
[02AR]           Marth
[02AS]           Meta Knight
[02AT]           Mr. Game & Watch
[02AU]           Ness
[02AV]           Peach
[02AW]           Pikachu
[02AX]           Pikmin & Olimar
[02AY]           Pit
[02AZ]           Pokémon Trainer
[02BA]           R.O.B.
[02BB]           Samus
[02BC]           Sheik
[02BD]           Snake
[02BE]           Sonic
[02BF]           Toon Link
[02BG]           Wario
[02BH]           Wolf
[02BI]           Yoshi
[02BJ]           Zelda
[02BK]           Zero Suit Samus
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[02XX] SECTION 2.)  The Transcripts
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C:  Colonel Roy Campbell
ML: Mei Ling
O:  Hal "Otacon" Emmerich
S:  Solid Snake
ST: Slippy Toad
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[02AA] Bowser:
C:  Careful, Snake! That's the great and
    terrible Bowser!
S:  Bowser? Looks like a cheap movie
    monster.
C:  Hardly. Bowser leads an entire army of
    monsters. But I'd worry more about his
    claws and fire if I were you.
S:  Doesn't look that tough to me. Seems kind
    of slow, actually.
C:  Well, he is the king of Koopas. It's only
    natural he'd be slow.
C:  But that's only because he's the heaviest
    fighter here--by far.
C:  He's a powerhouse of destruction.
    Careful he doesn't flatten you.
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[02AB] Captain Falcon:
S:  Hey! That's Captain Falcon, isn't it!
O:  Good eye, Snake!
    He's F-Zero pilot number 07!
S:  You know, seeing Captain Falcon here
    reminds me... We should do that thing
    we've always wanted to try...
O:  Oh yeah! That thing! Good idea!
    OK, ready? Go!
S:  Falcon Puuuunch!!
O:  Falcon Kiiiiiiick!!
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[02AC] Diddy Kong:
S:  Otacon, there's a chimpanzee here wearing
    a Nintendo hat.
O:  That's Diddy Kong. He's Donkey Kong's
    partner.
O:  Not only is he lightweight, he can use a
    wide range of weapons as well.
O:  He can fly using those barrel jets on his
    back, and he can shoot nuts with his
    Peanut Popgun.
S:  Peanuts? As in the ones in the little
    shells? Are you serious?
O:  Wait, here's the best part. You see them
    lying on the ground after he shoots?
O:  If you pick up some of those peanuts,
    they'll restore your health a little.
S:  Hmm. Edible ammunition, huh... Times
    sure have changed.
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[02AD] Donkey Kong:
S:  Otacon, there's a gorilla wearing a tie here.
    He's huge.
O:  That's Donkey Kong. As you can tell, he's
    got strength to spare.
O:  He may be king of the jungle, but he lives
    in a house just like you or me. And he
    seems pretty smart--well, for an ape,
    anyway.
O:  The Donkey Kong who fought that epic
    battle with Mario was this guy's grand-
    father.
S:  That was a long time ago. What about this
    Donkey Kong? Does he get along with
    Mario?
O:  Nope, they're still at it. Seems like
    they're always competing in something--
    kart racing, sports, you name it.
S:  A chip off the old block...
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[02AE] Falco:
S:  This is Snake...
ST: Copy, Snake! This is Slippy!
S:  Whaa--! Who is this? What are you, some
    kind of frog?!
ST: Easy there, buddy! Just thought I'd hop
    on the wireless and give you a holler.
    Don't get mad!
S:  Hacked right into my channel, huh...
ST: But I'm not here to mess nothin' up. Don't
    worry.
S:  ...
ST: Just so ya know, Falco uses a Blaster and
    Reflector that I designed, just like Fox
    does.
ST: But Falco will kick his Reflector and send
    it flyin' around. Just showin' off, if you
    ask me.
S:  No reason a weapon can't have more than
    one use.
S:  In fact, I'd say its versatility shows how
    well you designed it.
ST: Hey, maybe so! I feel all fuzzy now!
    Thanks, Snake!
S:  Maybe next time we meet, you can design
    me a weapon...
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[02AF] Fox:
S:  Colonel! That fox is fast!
C:  You're fighting Fox, eh, Snake?
C:  His full name is Fox McCloud. He's the
    leader of the commando-for-hire unit
    Star Fox.
C:  They're mostly active in a galaxy known as
    the Lylat System.
C:  Fox and his comrades pilot all-terrain
    fighter crafts called Arwings. His skills in
    combat can turn the tide of any battle.
C:  ...You seem to have a thing with foxes,
    don't you, Snake?
S:  Don't remind me. First FOXHOUND and
    now this guy... I'm sick of foxes.
C:  You and foxes have a long history together.
    You ought to be proud.
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[02AG] Ganondorf:
S:  This guy is giving off a murderous vibe!
    Even getting close to him makes my skin
    crawl...
O:  Snake! Ganondorf is dangerous!
O:  His ambition is to rule the world, and he's
    got the power to do it.
O:  It's no wonder they call him "King of Evil."
S:  Do modern weapons even work against
    him? Do I even have a chance?
O:  Take a look around you. There are plenty
    of people fighting with swords or even
    their bare hands. At least you've got
    firepower! Count yourself lucky!
O:  It's not like you to whine, Snake.
S:  I was just asking, sheesh. Well, it's back
    to the mission for me.
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[02AH] Ice Climbers:
S:  So those two are the Ice Climbers, huh?
ML: Snake, have you ever heard of a
    "blood bond"?
S:  Sure.
ML: It refers to a bond between two people
    that's so strong they'd die for each other.
ML: The Ice Climbers have conquered frozen
    glaciers and dangerous mountaintops
    together. I think they've formed a bond
    that we can't even fathom.
S:  I dunno. Seems to me they'd get in each
    other's way fighting to see who gets to the
    top first.
ML: Snake, in China they say, "Though
    brothers may quarrel at home, outside
    they defend each other from slight."
S:  Is that really a Chinese proverb?
ML: Even though they may get in each other's
    way occasionally, they'll pull together in
    times of need.
ML: They're an inseparable team, Snake. Don't
    underestimate them!
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[02AI] Ike:
S:  This swordsman's gonna be tough to beat.
C:  Fighting Ike, eh, Snake?
C:  Ike is the leader of the Greil Mercenaries.
    He may look too refined to be a fighter...
    but he has one heck of a sword arm.
S:  Yeah, he's swinging that two-handed
    sword around with only one hand. I don't
    even want to get near him.
C:  That's the holy blade of Ragnell. It's an
    extremely powerful sword.
C:  But don't forget, Snake, you're armed to
    the teeth yourself.
C:  To your opponents, you might just be their
    worst nightmare.
C:  The distance between you and your enemy
    is a crucial element in battle. Using that
    distance can give you an advantage
    against some enemies.
S:  Yeah, I've got the same feeling...
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[02AJ] Jigglypuff:
S:  Aw, there's a big eyeball walking around
    here...
C:  That's just Jigglypuff.
S:  Jigglypuff? That some kind of
    marshmallow?
C:  Jigglypuff is a balloon-shaped Pokémon.
C:  It may be light and puffy and full of air,
    but its Sleep ability is devastating.
S:  Sleep...? What's so devastating about it
    going to sleep?
C:  The instant it falls asleep, there's a huge
    buildup of energy in its center of gravity.
C:  If it hits you, it's lights out for sure.
S:  So it puts a lot of energy into sleeping?
    Sounds pretty irresponsible if you ask me.
C:  Takes all kinds, Snake. Especially here in
    "Brawl."
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[02AK] King Dedede:
S:  Look at the size of that hammer...
C:  That's King Dedede you're fighting, Snake.
S:  Dedede? You mean it's not a penguin,
    Colonel?
C:  He's the king of Dream Land. Well, so he
    says, anyway.
S:  Are you sure he's not a penguin?
C:  One full swing from that hammer can level
    an entire building.
C:  It may look like just a big wooden mallet,
    but it's actually outfitted with special
    mechanical systems like turbo jets and pre-
    cision bearings to boost its effectiveness.
S:  I don't think I could even lift that thing.
    And he's swinging it around like it was
    nothing...
C:  But he also leaves himself wide open.
    Just make sure you avoid the swing,
    Snake.
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[02AL] Kirby:
O:  Snake! Watch out!
S:  For what? That pink marshmallow?
O:  That's Kirby, also known as "Kirby from
    Dream Land."
O:  He's from another planet--in other words,
    an extraterrestrial.
O:  He's got a powerful stomach that lets him
    swallow and digest anything.
O:  And he also has a "Copy Ability" that
    allows him to mimic opponents, steal their
    moves, and use those moves against them.
O:  On top of that, he has the power to fly
    around the stage, so once he's got you in
    his sights, there's no place to run.
S:  ...Huh? Yeah, got it. I'll keep an eye out.
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[02AM] Link:
S:  Otacon, who's the guy with the sword?
O:  That's Link. He's the hero of Hyrule.
O:  That blade in his hand is called the Master
    Sword, also known as the "Blade of Evil's
    Bane."
O:  He also has a whole arsenal of items at his
    disposal--bombs and arrows, a shield, a
    boomerang, and a Clawshot. He's a force
    to be reckoned with.
S:  Gear is only useful when it's used at the
    right time and place. Just lugging a ton of
    it around doesn't do you any good.
O:  ...I, uh... I wouldn't be talking if I were
    you, Snake.
S:  What's that supposed to mean?
O:  You tell me, Mr. Utility Belt.
S:  ...
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[02AN] Lucario:
ML: You're fighting Lucario, aren't you, Snake?
S:  Mei Ling, what's that purple fire coming
    out of his hands?
ML: That's his "Aura."
S:  Aura?
ML: I guess you could call it his life force.
    Lucario can use his own Aura and
    turn it into power.
ML: Every time Lucario's damage increases,
    his Aura gains strength, making his attacks
    more powerful.
ML: So don't think you've got him beat just
    because his health is down.
S:  The cornered rat will bite the cat... Sounds
    like trouble.
ML: Hey! When did you become so good with
    proverbs?!
S:  You must have rubbed off on me.
ML: Well, come back in one piece, and I'll
    teach you all the Chinese proverbs you can
    handle.
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[02AO] Lucas:
ML: I see you're fighting Lucas, Snake.
S:  Lucas?
ML: That boy has PSI powers, which he can use
    for different kinds of attacks.
ML: But the poor little guy's had such a hard
    life.
ML: His mother was killed when he was young,
    and he was separated from his brother.
ML: After that, he faced all kinds of senseless
    hardships, and he slowly grew stronger.
S:  Senseless hardships--yeah, I had a lot of
    those, too.
S:  The question is how you translate those
    hardships into a better future.
ML: ...Mmm. Well, I hope things turn out OK
    for him.
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[02AP] Luigi:
S:  That guy with the mustache...
C:  Ha. You mean the "King of Second
    Bananas"?
S:  Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little
    respect!
C:  Look at that pale skin. He's been living in
    his brother's shadow for too long.
S:  That's a low blow, Colonel!
C:  Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother,
    always a kid brother!
S:  Colonel, what's gotten into you?!
C:  La li lu le lo! La li lu le lo! La li lu le lo!
S:  Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!!
    Coooooooloneeeeeel!
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[02AQ] Mario:
C:  Snake, you know who that is?
S:  You're kidding, right? It's Mario.
C:  Mario made his first appearance in 1981,
    and since then, he's become a worldwide
    phenomenon.
C:  There's probably not a single person
    who doesn't know Mario. He's that famous.
S:  Good thing I survived long enough to meet
    him on the field of battle, huh.
C:  This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance,
    Snake. Now get out there and show
    him what you're made of. No regrets.
S:  Got it.
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[02AR] Marth:
ML: Snake, have you heard the saying "Politics
    makes strange bedfellows"?
S:  Don't tell me that's a Chinese proverb.
ML: Err, no... It means that when the going
    gets tough, you might need unexpected
    partnerships in order to succeed.
ML: Marth was a prince whose kingdom was
    usurped. He didn't even have an army to
    fight with him.
ML: But as he battled his way forward, he
    found new allies to fight at his side, and in
    the end, he was able to reunite the
    war-torn land of Altea.
S:  So he built his army from the ranks of his
    defeated enemies...
ML: Marth did his share of fighting, too. Even
    when he had an army, he was always
    alongside his men in the thick of battle.
ML: Then he was betrayed by one of his most
    trusted friends. I can't even imagine how
    that feels...
S:  I can.
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[02AS] Meta Knight:
S:  Mei Ling, there's a mysterious masked
    man flying around here with a sword...
ML: That's Meta Knight. He's a knight from
    Dream Land.
ML: They say his sword swings can break the
    sound barrier. Whatever you do, don't get
    caught in one of his furious barrage
    attacks.
ML: He also commands the Halberd, a flying
    battleship.
S:  Mm, I've seen it. The bow looks like his
    mask.
S:  What kind of weirdo puts his face on the
    bow of a ship, anyway?
ML: Umm, maybe he's a little narcissistic. Kind
    of like someone else I know.
S:  Really... And who would that be?
ML: Use your imagination...
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[02AT] Mr. Game & Watch:
S:  Otacon, there's a guy walking around in
    here...and he's only got two dimensions!
O:  That's Mr. Game & Watch. He comes from
    a world where everything is flat.
O:  Game & Watch was a series of portable
    games released by Nintendo in 1980.
O:  They were powered by large-scale
    integrated circuits and only had mono-
    chrome LCD displays, so characters kind
    of looked like the numbers on a calculator.
O:  The guy you're looking at now,
    Mr. Game & Watch, was a character who
    appeared in these games.
S:  This is making my head hurt.
O:  Well, um... He's... I mean... Look, just
    start fighting him, and I'm sure everything
    will make sense.
S:  ...
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[02AU] Ness:
C:  That kid... Isn't that Ness?
S:  Ness?
C:  He may look like a mere boy, but don't let
    that fool you.
C:  He has PSI abilities that defy all scientific
    explanation.
S:  Just like Psycho Mantis...
C:  Exactly. He can use teleportation,
    levitation, pyrokinesis, and
    psychokinesis.
S:  Yeah, but the question is, can he read
    minds?
C:  Not to my knowledge, no.
S:  Good. Then I won't have to worry about
    him predicting my every move.
C:  Even if he had telepathic powers, I don't
    think he'd use them to mess with you like
    that. I hear he's a good kid.
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[02AV] Peach:
S:  Mei Ling, tell me what you know about
    Peach.
ML: Princess Peach is the beloved ruler of the
    Mushroom Kingdom.
ML: She's been kidnapped numerous times by
    Bowser.
S:  Sounds pretty serious...
ML: Yes, but every time it happens, Mario ends
    up saving her.
ML: Sure, he may not look like your ideal
    "knight in shining armor." A little on the
    short side, I'd say...
ML: But still, don't you think it's romantic? I
    mean, to have a guy who's always there
    for you?
S:  If he was smart, he'd tell her to stop
    getting kidnapped.
ML: ...You don't get a lot of dates, do you,
    Snake?
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[02AW] Pikachu:
ML: Ooh! How cuute!
S:  What? The yellow thing?
ML: That's Pikachu. It's a Pokémon. They're
    popular all over the world, you know.
ML: And it may look cute, but be careful. It
    can store up large amounts of electricity
    in those adorable little cheeks.
ML: It'll try to pepper you with electric
    shocks.
S:  Couldn't be much worse than Ocelot's old
    torture device...
ML: Oh, and, Snake?
S:  What?
ML: I was wondering, could you maybe try and
    catch Pikachu for me? Pleeeeease?
S:  Give me a break! What do I look like, a
    Pokémon Trainer?
ML: Fine... Sorry I asked.
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[02AX] Pikmin & Olimar:
ML: Snake, have you ever heard of the ancient
    Chinese story, "The Vain Ocean of Wealth
    and Splendor" from the Zhen Zhong Ji?
S:  I've been waiting for the movie.
ML: Basically, it's meant to express the
    impermanence of all things.
ML: You know, like even when Captain Olimar
    has lots of Pikmin with him, they could all
    be gone the next moment.
ML: Those poor little guys--they carry, they
    fight, they multiply...and they get eaten.
ML: Olimar might have lots of company one
    minute and be all alone the next. It's so
    sad.
S:  But he can pluck out more Pikmin anytime
    he wants, right?
ML: Well, yeah, I suppose so.
S:  No one truly fights alone. Not even me.
ML: ...You're absolutely right, Snake. Good
    luck. I'm rooting for you.
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[02AY] Pit:
S:  Otacon, there's a kid with wings out here.
    Is he a mutant? Or is he just into
    costumes?
O:  That's Pit, Snake.
O:  Pit is an angel from Angel Land. He's the
    captain of Palutena's Army.
S:  Angels. Give me a break!
O:  I dunno, maybe he's from a different
    species. But those wings on his back and
    those mysterious weapons he has are the
    real deal.
O:  He may look young, but he's a veteran
    warrior. Watch yourself.
O:  He used to be a weakling, but countless
    trials over the years have toughened him
    up.
S:  And by trials, you mean, "Game Overs"? 
O:  Yeah, you should know all about that.
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[02AZ] Pokémon Trainer:
S:  Pokémon Trainer... That's the guy
    giving orders behind a Pokémon, right?
C:  Right, and this Pokémon Trainer is
    controlling Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard.
C:  They represent water, grass, and fire, and
    they're all powerful.
S:  So he makes his Pokémon fight while he
    sits back and watches. Sounds like a good
    deal if you ask me.
C:  It's not like that, Snake. Those Pokémon
    wouldn't know what to do if the Pokémon
    Trainer wasn't there giving orders.
C:  In every battle, there's a soldier doing the
    fighting, and a commander telling him what
    to do.
C:  By working together as a team, they
    accomplish much more than either could
    on their own.
C:  So let's do this together, partner.
S:  ...Yeah... Whatever you say, Colonel.
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[02BA] R.O.B.:
O:  So, Snake, you're fighting Robot?
S:  Yeah, it's a robot. Although, couldn't they
    have come up with a better name?
O:  Actually, in the U.S. they called him
    "R.O.B." Robot, R.O.B.--take your pick.
S:  Fine. R.O.B. it is, then.
O:  In North America, R.O.B.'s body was grey,
    like the NES.
O:  But in Japan, he had a white body and red
    arms, the color of the Japanese Famicom.
S:  You sure know your geeky tech stuff,
    Otacon.
O:  Well, you know...
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[02BB] Samus:
S:  Hey, Otacon, I got a woman here in a
    Power Suit...
O:  Huh? How'd you know she was a woman?
O:  Yeah, that'd be Samus Aran, the most
    renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy.
O:  Her Arm Cannon packs quite a wallop. If
    you get hit with a charged shot from that
    thing, you can kiss your butt good-bye.
S:  Sounds like my kind of woman...
O:  Yeah, well, just don't get too close, Snake.
    Samus is deadly.
O:  After Space Pirates killed her parents, she
    was raised by the Chozo and trained in the
    fighting arts.
O:  She's been places and seen things that
    people like you and me can't even begin to
    imagine.
S:  But underneath that cold, metal exterior
    beats the heart of a woman...
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[02BC] Sheik:
S:  What's going on here? What happened to
    Zelda?!
ML: Snake, Princes Zelda transformed into
    Sheik.
ML: I can understand the clothes, but to
    change her skin and eye color? That must
    take some powerful magic.
S:  ...Magic...?
ML: Come on, Snake! Don't get all grumpy and
    start talking about how unscientific it is.
ML: Science is basically just another form of
    magic that makes our lives easier.
S:  I never thought I'd hear that coming from
    you, Mei Ling.
ML: Don't you think talking to someone halfway
    around the world is a kind of magic? Or
    flying across entire continents?
S:  No, I think this is completely different.
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[02BD] Snake:
S:  Colonel, it's me! I'm fighting myself!
C:  Snake, what's going on out there?!
C:  Could it be...? Has the "Les Enfants
    Terribles" project really come this far?!
S:  It's more than that. He's got my moves,
    my gear... It's like looking in a mirror.
C:  Do you think they collected data on you
    and created another Snake...?
S:  He's got the same build, too. Creepy.
S:  But his Sneaking Suit is a different color.
    And his tactics are slightly different.
C:  Interesting. So even if you're evenly
    matched in power, your fighting styles will
    make a big difference.
C:  You've faced tougher odds in the past,
    Snake. Don't let this impostor beat you!!
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[02BE] Sonic:
S:  ...
O:  Snake, what is it?
S:  Something about that hedgehog rubs me
    the wrong way...
O:  ...? Oh, you mean Sonic The Hedgehog?
O:  But everyone loves Sonic. He's a big star.
O:  Do you have any idea how excited people
    are that he's here in Brawl?
S:  Yeah, I know, but there's something about
    him I just don't like.
O:  But...why? You must have some kind of
    reason.
S:  ...Nope, just don't like him.
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[02BF] Toon Link:
S:  Mei Ling, who is this kid with the cat
    eyes...?
ML: Oh, they call him Toon Link. Doesn't he
    look familiar?
S:  Yeah, he looks just like Link.
ML: But you know there've been several people
    who've gone by that name, right?
ML: They all have certain things in common--
    green clothes, a sword, a shield... But they
    all came from different lands and lived in
    different eras.
ML: And yet the spirit of the hero of the
    Triforce is timeless. It's an essence that
    transcends history.
S:  I think I can relate to that.
ML: Huh? What do you mean?
S:  There's been more than one "Snake," too,
    you know...
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[02BG] Wario:
S:  This guy kind of gives me the creeps.
C:  That's Wario, Snake.
C:  Wario first appeared as Mario's rival, but
    he really made his name in the WarioWare
    games.
C:  Watch out for Wario's bite. It's not just
    damage you take from it.
S:  What do you mean, Colonel?
C:  Wario loves garlic. He eats whole cloves of
    it day and night.
C:  So try not to get caught in his mouth. Once
    that smell gets on you, it'll stick to you for
    quite a while.
S:  ...That's a scary thought.
C:  He also attacks by farting. He can fart to
    fly around, too.
S:  By farting?! Are you kidding me?!
C:  Sadly, no. I am not kidding. If his belly
    starts to bulge, watch out.
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[02BH] Wolf:
S:  Colonel, there's a guy in here who looks
    like a wolf...
C:  You mean the fighter named Wolf.
S:  "Wolf." Real imaginative name...
C:  He's the leader of a ragtag team called
    "Star Wolf." They're the longtime rivals of
    Star Fox.
S:  Kind of strange for a wolf to have friends,
    isn't it?
C:  Well, I don't think he works well with
    others. I suppose they're more like
    hangers-on than actual comrades.
C:  But he's a remarkable pilot. And his ship,
    the "Wolfen," is no slouch, either.
S:  But this is hand-to-hand combat, Colonel.
    He's out of his element.
C:  Careful, Snake. Those claws of his aren't
    just for show.
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[02BI] Yoshi:
S:  Otacon! What's this lizard thing?
O:  That's a Yoshi. It's a dinosaur from Yoshi's
    Island.
O:  Watch out for its long, chameleon-like
    tongue. If it gets you, you'll be swallowed
    whole.
S:  It lays eggs and throws them, right?
    ...Then it must be female.
O:  ...Actually, it's a "he." At least, that's what
    it says.
S:  It talks!?
O:  Yes! It talks! Well, kind of...
S:  Now you've got me curious. ...How about I
    capture one so we can see what they taste
    like?
O:  Uhh, Snake...
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[02BJ] Zelda:
C:  Snake, I see you're fighting Zelda.
S:  Yeah, I guess. Doesn't feel right fighting
    someone in a dress, though.
C:  Don't underestimate her just because
    she's a woman.
C:  Zelda's attacks are backed by powerful
    magic.
C:  Her hand-to-hand combat may look weak,
    but her magic makes it cut to the bone.
S:  So this rose has thorns... Interesting...
C:  ...This is no time for pickup lines, Snake.
S:  Don't worry. I know from experience that
    it's the quiet ones you have to watch out
    for.
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[02BK] Zero Suit Samus:
S:  Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!
ML: That's just her in the Zero Suit, Snake.
S:  Without that bulky Power Suit, she's gotten
    a lot more agile...
S:  You know, I bet if I took off all this
    heavy gear, I could catch her...
ML: Um, yeah, you wish.
ML: Even without the Power Suit, all that
    training she did with the Chozo has made
    her a super athlete.
ML: I don't think a normal human could ever
    keep up. Just look at her.
S:  ...Her loss.
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[03XX] SECTION 3.)  K.O. Transcripts
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Colonel Roy Campbell
C:  Snake, do you copy?
    Snake! Snaaake!!
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Mei Ling
ML: Snake! Don't quit now!
    Snake! Snaaake!!
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Hal "Otacon" Emmerich
O:  Snake! What's going on?!
    Snake! Snaaake!!
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Slippy Toad
ST: Snake! Get up!
    Snake! Snaaake!!
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[04XX] SECTION 4.)  Credits and Contact Information
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The transcripts are taken word for word, punctuation mark for punctuation
mark from the subtitles of the North American version of Super Smash Bros.
Brawl.  Any typographical errors in the transcripts are also present in the
game.

My email address is ricky.romero@gmail.com.

Credits:
-  GameFAQs, for hosting this FAQ.
-  YouTube user Sitschei, who recorded the videos of most of Snake's codec
   communication which I used for these transcripts since I didn't have the
   game yet.
   http://youtube.com/user/Sitschei
-  The Smash Bros. Dojo, where I got the missing (as of March 5th) codec
   communication for Zero Suit Samus and Yoshi.
   http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/stage13.html
-  The folks who send in corrections.  You guys rock!
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