6 video game brand extensions that need to happen

Awesome spin-off products that we would definitely buy

Words: GamesRadar_MattCundy on March 24, 2010

Extending the brand. It's the kind of marketing wank words that make us shudder. But we just discovered that extending the brand can be fun. That's right. FUN. Even better, anyone with half a brain can do it. It's easy. We did some blue sky thinking and extended the brand of six video game franchises. These are them...

NBA Jam jam

BioShock detergent

Final Fantasy condoms

Tom Clancy's EndWar haemorrhoid suppositories

Manhunt perfume

God of War super strength beer

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vogler1604 - March 24, 2010 12:23 p.m.

Ha... this was, despite its short length, a good article!
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batman5273 - March 24, 2010 12:29 p.m.

How about pokemon tampons?
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allthegoodnameswheretaken - March 24, 2010 1:51 p.m.

For when it gets shocking down there? (EH? EH?)
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TheCreamFilling - March 24, 2010 2:11 p.m.

Amusing.
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SoutheastSam - March 24, 2010 2:38 p.m.

Haha
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tomthespesh - March 24, 2010 2:48 p.m.

So God of War beer is a direct rival for Stella Artois then?
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Corsair89 - March 24, 2010 3:51 p.m.

"Ready for more grinding?" I laughed so hard
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jboy15 - March 24, 2010 4:19 p.m.

final fantasy condoms were the best! "Ready for more grinding" XD
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PPhino - March 24, 2010 4:30 p.m.

haha
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Howetzer - March 24, 2010 5:04 p.m.

Imagine Kratos in those Doe Equis commercials: "Stay thirsty my freinds....for Blood!!!" lol
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Howetzer - March 24, 2010 5:05 p.m.

oops I meant Dos Equis. Also friends not freinds Hey anyone ever gunna make it so we can edit a post??
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RonnyLive19881 - March 24, 2010 5:08 p.m.

"So God of War beer is a direct rival for Stella Artois then?" That is my favorite beer next to Smithwicks! Lol RE:as dwarfest ^^^^ Funniest one I have seen yet. I want to go to a dwarfest, I'll be the tallest person there!
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IHateMakingUserIDs - March 24, 2010 5:11 p.m.

How about Haze brand rolling papers?
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Dondada - March 24, 2010 5:27 p.m.

How about XBOX 360 as a paper weight.
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DarkTone - March 24, 2010 5:38 p.m.

Kingdom Hearts: The online Dating Service. Need that God of War beer!
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WillisTron - March 24, 2010 5:51 p.m.

I thought the manhunt perfume was clever
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y2kpikachu12 - March 24, 2010 6:29 p.m.

Lmao, the whole final fantasy box, the name, romance +10, ready for more grinding. Hilarious.
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Damyj - March 24, 2010 8:44 p.m.

I would buy the NBA Jam Jam as a matter of fact I'm eating a PB&J sandwich right now. I would also buy the God of War Super Strength Beer.
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GoldenMe - March 24, 2010 9:57 p.m.

Heh heh, Manhunt perfume. *Not available in Austrailia
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SausageLozenge - March 24, 2010 10:06 p.m.

Wheres Halo T-bags?
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