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6 mad game concepts by kids that actually became games

During the late 90’s, back when I had to ask my Dad’s permission to use the internet and it cost about fifty quid a minute and you had to feed the machine coins and everywhere was fields and everyone knew everyone and you could leave your front door open and linesmen weren’t all women, the only way I could digest gaming news, reviews, features and titbits was through the medium of print.

One of my favourites was Computer & Video Games Magazine (CVG).  It was a great magazine overall, but one section that I really loved was called 'Melting Pot', where readers sent in their game ideas, usually accompanied by highly-detailed concept art.


Above: The creative Melting Pot section, as it appeared in CVG Magazine back in the day

I fancied having a peek at these again so I went digging into the internet with my web-shovel and unearthed the old magazines, helpfully scanned and uploaded onto www.retromags.com. To my astonishment I noticed several ideas that were strikingly similar to games released a couple of years later and even some that sounded a lot like games from the current generation.

Here are six examples that I think bear the most resemblance to real-life games.

The concept: Wasp  (Third Person Shoot ‘Em Up)
Sounds a lot like: Mr Moskeeto/Mister Mosquito (Third Person Suck ‘Em Up)

Here’s the idea in its original form:

So, apart from the fact the protagonist is a mosquito and he doesn’t fire missiles like wasps do (apparently), I would say this was pretty darn similar to Mr Moskeeto. It’s even 'totally interactive' just like young Ste had envisioned. Humans in Mr Moskeeto will fight back if you get caught biting them and the game is set in a 'house and garden' JUST like Micro-Machines! Oh and here’s the highly detailed concept art to go with it:

Actually, this looks better than Mr Moskeeto.

The concept: Sim Allotment  (allotment sim)
Sounds a lot like: Farmville (farming sim)

Here's the idea in its original form:

If only young Jonathan Magnet had bigger ambitions and didn’t just target the older generation he seems so keen to snag, he’d have a global sensation like Farmville on his muddy hands. He’d be able to expand the series with sequels such as Sim Farm, Sim Plantation and then probably a prequel, going back to basics, back to the roots of the original - Sim Shed.
 
Why would you want to encourage old people to get into video games? From a financial point of view it’s a dead market, or dying, at least. I like that he calls potatoes “sim potatoes” as well. I guess that’s so old people don’t get confused, waste all their pension money on this game and ultimately starve to death. Oh dear, it’s gone bleak. I’ll stop now.  Here’s an old man who is wicked good at games and loves them lots, just to balance it out.

The concept: Inter-Time Death Bandit Smasher (FPS with time-travel) 
Sounds a lot like: TimeShift and Singularity (FPS with time-travel)

Here's the idea in its original form:

This was a really good idea and even though TimeShift and Singularity don’t quite let you have as much freedom as young Ed’s idea suggests it’s still eerily similar. Perhaps Ed had a time machine and went to the future and saw these games for himself? Who knows? Although if he did have a time machine, then going to the future just to see a couple of games, one that was mediocre at best and one that was better but largely overlooked, would be a complete waste of… time. Ha.

The concept: School Yard Scraps (3D school-based fighting game)
Sounds a lot like: Bully/Canis Canem Edit (3D school-based sandbox with *some* fighting)

Here's the idea in its original form:

Ok, so the idea is principal-ly a fighting game but you can imagine this being the seed that grew into a fully formed game such as Bully. I liked the idea of different types of teachers having different special moves and weapons.  I also think the selectable characters is a brilliant idea as I’ve always wanted to be a school caretaker, I mean, who hasn’t, right? All those keys. All that power. All those mop heads and brown overcoats. Perhaps the guys over at Wendholt & Barnes can school Rockstar in some additions to the next Bully game.

The concept: Super Wars: The Battle of The Hypermen (Customisable Superhero online action game) 
Sounds a lot like: City of Heroes/Villians, Champions Online, DC Universe Online (Superhero MMO)

Here's the idea in its original form:

Unwieldy title aside, this submission had a lot of cool ideas that crop up in the superhero MMO’s that are currently on the market.  I wouldn’t say this is a wholly original idea as it’s quite general, which is evident by the fact that there are three big games already out there. It’s probably just been bouncing around for years, waiting for the technology to catch up to it. I stuck this one on my list because it was one I remember reading and getting absurdly excited about.

Just the thought of possibly playing a game like this in the future made me fill with glee and tremble with happiness… Saying that I haven’t even bothered to play them yet, my 12 year old self would be furious! I wonder if Mr Guise has played DC Universe Online and if it lives up to his high expectations? Not sure any of the real games feature Erectile Man or Star Tits though, so he may be disappointed.

The concept: Assassination  (Assassin Sim, Assassim?) 
Sounds a lot like: Hitman, Assassins Creed (Hitman Sim, Assassim)

Here's the idea in its original form:

Again, quite a tenuous one this as it’s such a general idea, but the assassin genre is still one of my favourites and I actually remember reading this and wishing there would be a game like this and now there are two great ones out there! Yay!

The original idea still sounds grittier than any of its real-life counterparts, especially if it involves killing your local MP, which seems a bit too ruthless really… What could a local MP do to deserve this? Unless they change recycling day and don’t notify anyone in which case they deserve to be riddled with bullets!

And here's one I made earlier

I always wanted to send in my own ideas but I couldn't think of a good enough idea, luckily I’m now in the position to fulfil a childhood dream and have my idea appear on the prestigious GamesRadar.com.  So here goes…

Kinect Stare-Out: Eyes of Steel (Stare sim)

Using the technology of the Kinect I have designed a game that would be perfect for it. It’s a stare-out sim that is online and is 1v1 and is awesome and has high-scores and is online. You stare into the camera and using the high-tech facial recognition it can tell if you blink or not.

You would play your friends and games will last as long as you can keep your eyes open.  You compete until one of you becomes the “Staremaster”. Also maybe at a later date there would be DLC allowing three-way triple threat stare-outs with three people, yes three!  Also there will be customisable backgrounds like woods or golf course or a forest. BEST GAME EVAR! LOL.

Not all the ideas were as prophetic as these - some were terrible like Spice Girls Strip Poker or Pets Win Prizes: The Game. Then there were just downright sick ones, like a game where you play a surgeon who must kill his patients and make it look like an accident called No Nurse, I Said Prick His Boil.

I’m sure there any many young budding game developers out there, so why not share your ideas below and who knows, if you’re lucky you may end up in a retrospective article such as this in 10 years time!

January 26th 2011

29 comments

  • EnragedTortoise1 - January 26, 2011 1:05 p.m.

    A Kinect stare-off game would be genius. :P
  • rockstarsean - January 26, 2011 1:06 p.m.

    HOLY SHIT!!! I remember Melting Pot!! It was printed on recycled yellow toilet paper or something. God I miss the old CVG mag...
  • DLSemen - January 26, 2011 1:32 p.m.

    Wow, this article is SUPER British.
  • papergoon - January 26, 2011 1:46 p.m.

    Erm, squirt serum powers anyone? Sounds more porno than video game imo
  • blays - January 26, 2011 1:56 p.m.

    Actually the concept of Sim Allotment (1998) already implemented on Harvest Moon (1997). So not quite original...
  • thedonut - January 26, 2011 2:04 p.m.

    @blays: I don't know about Harvest Moon, but FarmVille did attract the older crowd.
  • Japanaman - January 26, 2011 2:29 p.m.

    Mister Mosquito? Nah. He just invented Buck Bumble.
  • n00b - January 26, 2011 2:32 p.m.

    @Darrell Skipper Actually School Yard Scraps sounds more like Rival Schools. That game had all the different school stereotypes including the evil teachers with different weapons and powers even the last boss hypnotized you, or was it brainwash? one of them WHY HASN'T CAPCOM MADE A RIVAL SCHOOLS 3 YET!?!?!?!?!!?
  • Tomsta666 - January 26, 2011 2:53 p.m.

    I remember when I was a kid I had an idea for a sidescrolling platformer that you had to get to the end of the course by crossing obstacles on a trials bike. You could take different routes, and get rocket power ups. Sounds a lot like: Trials HD I'm not even kidding. Also seeing those pictures of the oldskool CVG magazines takes me back! :)
  • wladodragovic - January 26, 2011 2:56 p.m.

    Hahahahaha, No Nurse, I Said "PRICK his BOIL"! Hilarious! Also, great article. :) I must agree, it is pretty British. :D
  • Crabhand - January 26, 2011 3:06 p.m.

    @Blays I was thinking the same thing. Not to mention Harvest Moon is way more fun and interactive than Farmville. And the Eyes of Steel idea actually sounds somewhat entertaining for such a simple concept. Just based on that drawing it looks better than half of the Kinect launch titles.
  • sveini22 - January 26, 2011 3:18 p.m.

    When will you release Kinect Stare-Out: Eyes of Steel on XBLA ?
  • beemoh - January 26, 2011 3:22 p.m.

    "Young" Ed Lomas and Tom Guise ("Inter-Time Death Bandit Smasher" and "Super Wars: The Battle of The Hypermen") were staff writers for CVG at the time, not readers who sent ideas in. Still, surprising level of clairvoyance from the article.
  • bonerachieved - January 26, 2011 3:52 p.m.

    I think the first article suggestion is a lot more like buck bumble on N64....
  • oddprophet - January 26, 2011 4:24 p.m.

    I refuse to admit that anything with the suffix "Strip Poker" can be bad, as long as you have sufficient amounts of alcohol anyway.
  • NightCrawler_358 - January 26, 2011 4:32 p.m.

    Sweet article! Maybe when the Avengers movie comes out, there will be a Wasp game where you play as Hank Pym fighting crime? It could be a combination of the super wars and wasp games mentioned.
  • bamit11 - January 26, 2011 5:10 p.m.

    there was one kid in nintendo power who phophesised about super mario galaxy! he wrote in pulse about a game called super mario galaxy back in the 90's
  • S135 - January 26, 2011 6:25 p.m.

    I think the time travel game resembles timesplitters (Future Perfect specifically) more than timeshift or singularity.
  • BurntToShreds - January 26, 2011 6:48 p.m.

    I've had this idea for a steampunk survival horror game where you're on an airship from London to New York City, and there are these freaky creatures that look like necromorphs but with features like brass wire keeping them together, aperture like eyes, steam hissing out of joints, etc. There would be emphasis on fight or flight and assessing which one of the two you need to do.
  • WTeen8 - January 26, 2011 7:06 p.m.

    Japanaman is right, Wasp looks and sounds JUST like Buck Bumble. Le shay monda moola dip DIP!

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