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15 ways Jurassic Park: The Game kills you

It’s funny - being a dutiful button-tapper in Telltale’s quick time event-heavy Jurassic Park: The Game actually excludes you from some of its best content: over-the-top dino maulings and morbid accidents. We’re happy to do the hard work of not pressing buttons; for your benefit we’ve collected our favorite death scenes from Telltale’s tour of Isla Sorna.

8 comments

  • ThatGuyFromTV - November 23, 2011 11:02 a.m.

    The ragtime music makes this way funnier than it has any right to be. The captions were frickin hilarious too.
  • onetimebuster - November 18, 2011 4:09 p.m.

    Any game that has dinos eating kids is good to me and the 3rd jurassic park was good the 2nd one was crap it went to san diego and had vince vaughn in it and it changed malcolm he was good in the first one.
  • Moondoggie1157 - November 18, 2011 2:46 p.m.

    They would make Jurassic Park a QTE game... Figures. They already ruined the name with the third movie, so why not, right?
  • Cenobite85 - November 18, 2011 2:38 p.m.

    Well that made my day and saved me from getting the game.
  • db1331 - November 18, 2011 12:57 p.m.

    It's an absolute shame that they were given a shot at such a great IP and decided to make a QTE game. Hopefully the inevitable flop this game takes won't stop someone else from trying to make a proper JP game in the near future.
  • Zeedar - November 18, 2011 12:52 p.m.

    This game looks terrible. Funny vid btw.
  • Spartan11794 - November 18, 2011 12:49 p.m.

    Hahaha, Tag Team was the best, that was so awesome
  • olio22 - November 18, 2011 12:39 p.m.

    Nice. Might check this game out.

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